That's Some BS

Brittany ~ Actor ~ Writer ~ Ravenclaw ~ Pun Enthusiast

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Relatable content™

[ravenclaw-babe]

Ravenclaw: It has been decided that I will only do the Fun parts of school this year

Slytherin: Pretty sure you can’t do that

Ravenclaw: I can now

[stargirlswiftie]

karyn:

- 46yrs old

- is a middle aged snake who loves baking toads for her family and taking her kids for long walks through humans backyards scaring the shit out of them

- let her husband get run over by a car because she caught him with another snake

- was unemployed and was searching for a job that involves looking after kids. She realised that apparently humans dont trust her kind with their children so now she’s on tour wirh tayloe swift

- misses her children but gets to scare thousands of kids every night

[stargirlswiftie]

[stargirlswiftie]

update:

- karyns children actually booked the tour with her and they are now a hissing touring family

[lanalovestaylor]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST

[stargirlswiftie]

BAHSHAHA THANKS

[tryingblithe-blog]

signs as flirts

[zodiacsociety]

"i can't flirt" but can: libra, capricorn, scorpio

"i can't flirt" and can't: taurus, pisces, virgo

"i can flirt" but can't: sagittarius, aries, cancer

"i can flirt" and can: gemini, aquarius, leo

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[moornin]

[wheresmybubble]

Every body is beautiful.

[brittany-murphy]

Simon: Did you know?

Emily: I knew you had a secret. But when you were little you were so carefree. But these last few years more and more it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn’t want to pry. Maybe I made a mistake.

Simon: No. No mom, you didn’t make a mistake.

Emily: Being gay is your thing. There are parts of it you have to go through alone. I hate that. As soon as you came out you said, “Mom, I’m still me.” I need you to hear this: You are still you, Simon. You are still the same son who I love to tease and who your father depends on for just about everything. And your the same brother who always compliments his sister on her food, even when it sucks. You get to exhale now, Simon. You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you’re driving your car

[bob-belcher]

[prettydaughter-blog]

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ALSO REMEMBER THIS 

[hermuis-blog]

Very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

791. Ravenclaws inventing a very weak memory charm that will allow them to forget about their favourite books and movies and experience reading them for the first time all over again

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[rhetoricalravenclaw]

Me, a Ravenclaw at a large social gathering: quiet, shy, observant, nervous inarticulate responses.

Me, a Ravenclaw with a favourite human: yabber, yabber, yabber. Singing tunelessly at the top of my lungs, arbitrary bursts of freestyle dad dancing…

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