[green-with-envyy]

[freeadultgame]

[screenshotsofdespair]

Existential crisis.

[bravedad-deactivated20151011]

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

[animatedtext]

[valtsv]

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

[valtsv]

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgets your anniversary with you because youre both too busy being happy together

[woifiecindy]

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oddgay-deactivated20190317]

Henry really sNAPPED

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beaps]

When you highkey just wanted a sugar daddy but end up being the First Lady

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[skygenders]

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

[skygenders]

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z. 

[onlytwitterpics]

[ohsosharky]

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

[spnyuri]

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

[katesofheaven]

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

[spnyuri]

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[notreblogs]

can somebody caption this for me

[magearna]

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate