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All you have to do is say, āWhat did you mean when you said this?ā In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent. That way it looks like you sent it on purpose.
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THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD IāVE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
One time, when I was living in Georgia, I was spending the night one of my friends house during the middle of this massive storm. Which might sound weird but it wasnāt too big a deal considering we lived right next to each other. Now this was like, a really bad storm. Iāve lived through both blizzards in New England and now the insane weather system that is the Chicago Suburbs, and I still consider this probably the worst storm Iāve been through. Countless peopleās houses were destroyed by trees, youād literally risk being blown away if you stepped outside, there was a lightning strike ranging from one every few minutes, to every few seconds. Now my friendās parents were divorced, and my friend lived with his dad. His dad wasnāt the best of cooks, and we wanted food so my friend suggested āLetās order pizza!ā And we just stared at him like, are you insane? Who the hell would come in this kind of weather?? So eventually weāre like itās worth a shot, so like 20 minutes later we see a car driving up, and this pizza guy stepping out being blasted by the onslaught of torrential rain, and we just feel so awful like how could we do this, and while heās coming up the steps, the TORNADO SIREN STARTS. And then the guy comes up and weāre like āOH MY GOD WEāRE SO SORRY WE DIDNāT THINK YOUāD ACTUALLY COME.ā And he was just like āEh, there was no traffic so this was actually one of my easiest deliveriesā And we were just Pizza delivery guy what shit have you witnessed.
To go to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep until you actually are.
this fucked me up
prostitute!dean accepting the offer of one strange castiel novak to live with him in his huge-ass mansion and act like his boyfriend whenever heās at home, simply because the rich entrepeneur doesnāt have the time to take care of an actual boyfriend, yet still craves the intimacy and casual touches and having someone to come home to
and at first, itās a bit strange for dean; itās not like heās not used to men wanting to fuck him or something like that, but he usually doesnāt move in with them and smile all sweetly and kind when they come home after a long day
especially because castiel seldom even has the energy to make use of what dean can do best ā having sex, that is. so they most often fall asleep after dean has forced castiel to eat the dinner dean specifically cooked for him and ushered him into bed, with cas simply spooning dean from behind and pressing a few slow kisses to his neck
(and when they do have sex, itās often castiel who takes care of dean and gets him off with his mouth and fingers and then goes to sleep right after. he claims he enjoys the image of dean writhing on his tongue and coming all over himself much more than he enjoys getting off himself and rather spends his energy on this than getting an orgasm of his own)
and itās all rather weird and domestic, but the whole setting also allows dean to study during the day in order to finish the degree heās doing long-distance, and it also means that he hasnāt have to work the streets at night and get himself into all kinds of dangers, so itās just good for dean and makes his life easy and safe in a way it hasnāt been for years
the worst/best thing is, though, that dean gets used to it ā not just the high-class standard of the mansion and all of the free time he has to himself, but also cooking something for cas and actually looking forward to his return. to talking to cas and eating with him and sleeping with him. he gets used to the hands heās being touched with not trying to hurt and use him, but for them to pet and caress and take care of him and to take pleasure in his pleasure
he gets used to having a boyfriend, only that cas isnāt his boyfriend, not really
and things get strange and tense for a while, and even though dean tries to pull back a bit, all he manages to do is draw closer and to accept every touch and kind word; hell, he even buries his face into casā neck one night and begs him not to leave him alone as much, and on top of this being the probably most humilitating moment of his life, itās even worse when cas actually complies and starts leaving work early to spend more time with dean and to have more energy to pleasure him
itās also cas who takes that last, terrifying step and kisses dean all sweetly and softly one day and tells him that he loves him, has done so for a long time already
and thatās the last day theyāre being pretend boyfriends
and the first they become real ones
I hear explosions outside.
I stand up from my bed.
I walk toward my window.
I look to the sky.
I see fireworks launched by my neighbours.
I open the window.
My neighbours are singing the Star Spangled Banner.
In their garden, little American flags in their bands.
You donāt see anything weird, do you ?
Well Iāll tell you.
Iām french.
And Iām in fucking France right now.
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Donāt tell your daughter
Donāt tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her itās because he has a crush on her. Donāt teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
A million times YES. Do not spread that bull. There is NO love in abuse.
hagrid:
āits not every day your young manĀ turns eleven now, is it?ā
*cries when harry has to be left with the dursleys* Ā *spends the first term asking harryās parentsā friends for pictures of them to give to harry at christmas* *invites harry and friends round for tea and a natter once a week* *cares a lot about harryās wellbeing and safety* *cheers him on at quidditch every single match*
fandom: sirius was the closest thing harry had to a parent
SEVEN
CALORIES
NOOOOOO
the signs + spooning
big spoon: aries, cancer, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius
little spoon: taurus, gemini, leo, libra, capricorn, pisces
When Dean wakes up from an afternoon nap with Castielās half-hard cock pressing into his hip, itās only natural that he lets his hands wander. Ā He only gets a little grumbly protest when he shifts and turns both their bodies, his fingers sliding down Castielās bare side as he settles Cas down on his back.
āMorninā sunshine,ā Dean teases, smiling against his loverās throat before he presses a wet kiss, then another as he pushes his fingers under the waistband of Castielās boxers.
He doesnāt get an answer; probably because he doesnāt give Cas a chance to answer before heās got a loose grip on his cock, stroking slowly. Ā Dean lifts his head, pressing kisses to the line of Castielās jaw, his strokes barely more than a tease. Ā Cas pushes his hips up, clumsy and tentative, pushing his cock into the circle of Deanās fist, his breath hissing out when Deanās fingers tighten just the tiniest bit.
Dean presses kiss after biting kiss to Castielās throat, lifting his head between each to watch the draw of Castielās brow. Ā His eyes are still closed, his lip caught between his teeth as Deanās fingers slip the length of his cock. Ā His breath goes a little shallower and more ragged with each lazy flick of Deanās wrist.
āMm,ā is the first sound Castiel makes; not a moan exactly, but a rumble that vibrates his whole chest and ends in a breathy āohā as he pushes his boxers out of the way impatiently. Ā His fingers slide through Deanās hair before wrapping around the back of Deanās neck to pull him in for a kiss.
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Oh Lawdy *fans self-
john: seriously, this guy, a junkie ????
sherlock, blushing: omg , john listen, this is so cute and sweet, but ur about to embarrass yourself real bad
Dean with his back up against the headboard, Sam straddling his lap and riding his cock with one hand braced against the wall and the other flat against his brotherās chest (Dean loves that, the feel of Samās weight anchoring him down to the earth), and Dean putting a hand up to touch his brotherās face because theyāve been fucking for years but Dean still gets the breath punched out of him at the sight of Sam nestled tight down over his cock and heās dragging rough fingers through Samās hair when Sam curls forward in a sudden rictus and thereās a deep unfamiliar hiss as Samās hair goes taut between them. Deanās wrung a lot of sounds out of his brother but this is new, a primal wet gasp from the back of his throat, and Dean trying again, watching this time, and seeing Samās face melt open, all slack mouth and blush-bright cheeks and heavy want-dazed eyes, and thatās how Dean discovers Samās hair pulling kink.
I completely forgot to share a link on here last week, but chapters 22 and 23 are now online! Go read it and tell me what you guys think! :D
Orange is the New Black - [5/10] inmates: Marisol āFlacaā Gonzales
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