Midwestern Surfing

I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops.

[wigglemore-deactivated20150217]

People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”

- Rue McClanahan

[oldloves]

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush, Halloween 2008

[toothpastecomics]

How to become a landlord. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

[dinuguan]

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

[awesomeringerud-deactivated2019]

I did not. No.

[pugking-deactivated20130901]

[toothpastecomics]

Blank business card. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

[averymonsen]

I made an hourlong video of Mrs. Doubtfire and Robin Williams emerging from each other’s heads. That’s a thing that exists in the world now.

[ohiosurftown]

10/10

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

[secretrainbowpigeons]

I can’t believe the US is gonna rename the World Cup to Uncle Sam’s Soccer Slamdown when it wins

[yavn]

thats the entire show

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[sharesfromyouraunt]

Hollywood just doesn’t get it. Please follow your aunt on Facebook and Twitter.

[stayforthecredits]

[ohiosurftown]

MIDGE

[sneaky-friend-bitch-deactivated]

[ohiosurftown]

My ex boyfriend used to call me "nose whistler" because it really annoyed him when I breathed.

I really regret little things like that-- Letting a man call me "nose whistler" and I didn't say, "I'm nose Whistlers MOTHER" as I sit in a chair with my hands in my lap. Wearing a black dress. And a white bonnet. And I'm old. And my feet are on a stool.

[theonion]

Date Invites Woman Upstairs To Check Out Red Flags