[ohitsvincee]

girl: *screams at a boyband concert*

society: man what’s wrong with her that band totally brainwashed her

boy: *favorite football team loses**starts riots and people end up dead*

society: great to see the younger generation being passionate about something!!

[vividlasagna]

this hannukah, live in the spirit of the festival and punch a neo-nazi in the face

[toloveviceforitself]

Don’t go for the face you’ll break your fingers and have to spend the holiday in the hospital. Elbows and palms for the face. Fists for the throat, gut, and kidneys. Have a safe and joyous holiday.

[yourlocalbogwitch]

#use your knee #right in the dick #that’s what the maccabees would want [x]

[sagittariusastrology]

Signs During Finals Week

Aries: Says they’re going to study, doesn’t actually study until the night before the final at 3am 

Taurus: Sleeps for 10 hours or 4 hours, lots of food in between 

Gemini: “Accidentally” spent 5 hours texting their friends and watching youtube

Cancer: Makes a detailed plan on studying but binge watches an entire season of their favorite tv show

Leo: Spends everyday after school with friends doing nothing, or “studying” 

Virgo: Treats finals week like any other week in the school year

Libra: Shuts off phone for two hours to study, but only two hours 

Scorpio: Sleeps at 2am but does nothing the entire day

Sagittarius: Gets distracted every 15 minutes while studying

Capricorn: Makes skype study groups and is the only one serious about it, gives up later

Aquarius: Reads first page of every chapter and takes the test 

Pisces: Creates a study guide, finishes half of it and gives up

[ollieplimsollss]

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING NERDS

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[sonoanthony]

lmao doing the most

[teenagemum]

[blacc-pink]

my parents are super religious and I just bought the meme bible to mess with them during Christmas

[ughphung]

Oh boy

[yesflowers]

I BOUGHT THIS FOR DADDY FOR CHRISTMAS SINCE HE LOVES MEMES ABD COLORING WITH ME.

[asian]

your dad or….

[brujitaflora-deactivated2023120]

SCREAMING 💀💀💀💀

[ohitsvincee]

anxiety: hey its time

me: for what

anxiety: its time

me: ?????????

anxiety: :)

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????

[bob-belcher]

[ohitsvincee]

me: damn why dont i play more online multiplayer games

me immediately after interacting with the type of people that play online multiplayer games: ah

[thecutestofthecute]

[thegunlady]

#me when men speak to me

[freakxwannaxbe]

I love how the comments are all “when someone mansplains to me” or “when white people tell me something is spicy”, but wasn’t the context of this that Santiago has a bunch of brothers so she always has the urge to prove to others that she is tough, which tends to come back to bite her on the ass

like this scene in particular ends with it being a textbook example of how this behavior harms her and how she should have listened to Scully, so…okay then. Whatever floats y’all guys’ boats.

[durkin62]

To be fair that is probably an entirely accurate representation of what happens when men speak to people like this. Somebody politely offers some basic advice or information. And then the stuck up cunts get mad that the filthy peasants have the nerve to speak to them, so they double down on whatever dumb shit they’re saying/doing. Then it backfires and they look like a complete asshat and prove the guy was right.

[sorin]

I seen this happen a few times since I enjoy helping people. I usually just shrug it off when it backfires.

[lilxiaoti]

did they just say “stuck up cunt” LMAO seems like someones never had a gf before 👀

[babyanimalgifs]

more animal posts?

[purephaser]

when the milly rock hit the bay area

[cvdexo]

I need this song and the video to go viral

[purephaser]

You & me both

[ohitsvincee]

me: *stares at dog for 5 mins*

owner: u wanna come pet him

me: who me? sure :)

[riley-friar]

[geltoothpaste]

me caring is a publicity stunt