no, honey. you're the bitch!

joelle farkas. 17 | senior "why be the sheep when you can be the wolf?"

[ohjoellefarkas]

poppy-montenegro·:

“Oh, the baby? Pretend he isn’t there. That’s just my apprentice. Gotta start them out when they’re still pure of heart, you know.” She joked, waving off the fact that she was stuck babysitting her baby brother while still doing tarot readings at her table. “So i’ve got good news and bad news for you. Which would you rather hear first?”

“ oh, I’m all for him being here! their intuition is at an all time high when they’re babies so what you’re doing is totally reasonable. ” stella scrunched up her nose and laughed. “ let’s go with the bad news first. get it over with, you know? ”

[madisonbeersource]

madisonbeer :  best u eva had

[ohjoellefarkas]

jordanshapirochw·:

“Aww that’s cute, he doesn’t want to claim his hobby. Tell him photographers are hot, and he should jump on that.” She handed the camera over with no problem, not shy about taking photos, “How do you want me?” She said, tone teasing as always. “What’s the pouting about?” Eden asked as she didn’t fight being pulled towards Stella, pouting a little herself. She considered saying something to call Stella out, but was she ready deal with whatever Stella’s reply would be. “She’s pretty cute, haven’t met her but I’ll keep you post–hold on  are you fucking serious? You’re going to be a coyote? Bitch, try and keep me away. That is actually perfect for you, why didn’t I think of that? You are going to kill at that, Stel! We need to celebrate you.” 

“ don’t say things like that if you don’t want to get yourself into trouble. ” she pushes a sigh past her lips just before she pats her thighs so eden can lay down on her for the picture. even if eden called her out on the pout, it didn’t stop her from keeping it on her face. “ I know! it’s a little too perfect for me and yes, probably predictable for me to go there but it was calling me and I can’t ignore the universe’s plans for me. so when you're back from your honeymoon, I hope to see you front row.” she chirps, the smile on her face deceptively sweet. “ good thing I brought rosé! ”

[ohjoellefarkas]

itsgillianstupid·:

“No, I don’t. And we did, don’t you feel better already?” Sloan got busy a lot with the nature of her work, and Bennett had his own life she was sure he got busy with as well, but she made it a priority to maintain their friendship as she still considered him her best friend, “I did miss you and always want to smoke, but no that’s not it. Still, don’t sound so suspicious.I have a question for you, a pretty important one, but I want to know what’s up with you, idiot.” 

“ I can’t help it. we live in a suspicious world. ” his tone remains gentle, a steady monotone lull that enters the air of ambivalence that seethes out of a quick quirk of his eyebrows.“ I’ve been chillin, ” he laughs, taking in the dryness of his mouth with a sip from his drink that’s been calling his name before he sparks another blunt. “ but if you want something juicy, I’m officially a divorcé. but let’s be real we all saw that coming. mckinley was too good for me plus I fuck with someone else. ” he saysmatter-of-factly. “ and I’ve been working on my portfolio so I can sell myself to these art schools and that’s probably not going to go far. ” his eyebrows jut up briefly before settling back down in place with eyes that linger back onto the tab of the can — mindless words, he speaks.

[ohjoellefarkas]

itsgillianstupid·:

“The door was unlocked, so you’re just trying to get murdered huh?” Sloan told Bennett with a fond smile on her face as she went over to his couch, took the blunt from his mouth and laid her legs across his lap. “Seriously though, lock your door. I should have a spare key to your place by now anyway.” She took a long pull from the blunt and held the smoke in then exhaled, “What’s up?” 

@ohjoellefarkas·

“ I’d like to see someone try to pull one on me, ” he doesn’t shuffle his gaze to her, no. instead, he pulls his palms, unclasped behind his head, elbows out — relaxed more so that’s he’s been smoking. “ you don’t huh? ”he mutters as he thinks about it for a moment. “ I don’t know. you tell me. we needed to hang out asap remember. And I know it's not because you missed me or wanted to smoke. . ”

[ohjoellefarkas]

jordanshapirochw·:

Eden couldn’t help but smile, the feeling was mutual between them, and their friendship felt like playing with fire but so far Eden hadn’t gotten burned, “Who, this is like vintage.” She said as she took it and looked it over, “Your brother is kind of a photography nerd, huh?” She looked thorough the viewfinder then snapped a photo of Stella, “It’s my and Celi’s anniversary this weekend, she got us an air bnb to celebrate.” Eden smirked, already thinking about what they could get up to alone in a house. One of my god brothers is totally sprung over some blonde girl, I’m just trying to enjoy my time of from school as much as possible so this is ideal.” She said as she laid back on one episode then snapped a selfie, finding that she liked the camera, “What’s new with you?”

“ I think so. but he likes to act like he’s not. even though he’s got a bunch of cameras and different lenses. ” stella says in return, nose scrunching at the thought. “ bet that’s going to be a good candid shot. now let me get some of you. ” her voice thins out, already-pouty lips dipping into a pout as she reaches out with a friendly hand, pulling eden ever-so closer “ oh well that’s super cute and going to be fun. I’ll have to send you two something nice. I don’t know many couples so I have to send all the good vibes your way. ” she says it lightly, a grin spreading across her face. stella had yet to meet celi, but she didn’t want to make it a thing. she was eden’s girlfriend after all so that was her call if even want the two to meet. “ blonde girl ? I wonder if shes cute. well she has to be if he’s sprung off her. ”she says, playful but sheepish all the same at her own realization. “ nothing. I’ve been so bored. I think I’ve rearranged my room like a million times this week and I’m thinking the living room is my next project. oh. I finally got a job at coyote ugly so so wish me luck because we both know I'm going to need it and please visit me everyday. ”

[sethkate]

Herman Tommeraas photographed by Stian Foss

[ohjoellefarkas]

jordanshapirochw·:

“Yeah because I was so not in the mood to be surrounded by a bunch of people.” Eden was going away with Araceli for the weekend and she was glad she could get some Stella time in before she left. “Lucky for you I am never not here for a photo shoot of any kind. Let me see the camera.” 

“ this is why you’re my girl, ”  a gentle smile gracing her glossed lips just before she searched through her bag to take out the nikon fm2 and handed it over to eden. “ so before I make you stuff your face with all this yummy food, what’s new with you? ”

[ohjoellefarkas]

Text || Bennett

Sloan: I don't know if I have it in me to stroke your ego.

Sloan: But yeah, a little...so I guess I do.

Bennett: Oh I really feel the love

Bennett: Postmates just came through and I'm lighting up a fat one. so if you want in, better get your ass over here

[ohjoellefarkas]

“ I guess we picked a good day to come to the lake, ”  a tiny grin finds its way onto her lips as she pulls out some vegan food and snacks, placing them nicely on the blanket that’s laid out. “ I even took one of my brother's camera so I hope you're prepared for a mini photo shoot. I need to make up for not taking pictures last time I came because people wanted to keep photo bombing me. ” she lets a laugh slip past her lips ( @jordanshapirochw​ )

[ohjoellefarkas]

jakelevenstein·:

“And it’s fuckboy life so you should fit in just fine. I mean, you have looked in a mirror, right?” McKinley motioned towards him with her hand. “You can look out for me without making comments on my body. So no. That doesn’t deserve a hug or a cheek kiss. I have higher standards. And I never said that you never do anything right. I think you’re great. But if you think I’m gonna be another one of those girls who hypes you up for doing the same shit everyone else does you’re wrong. I’m the honest friend here, remember? And as the honest friend I feel like we should talk about if you’re taking care of yourself. I wouldn’t wanna see you with a baby on your hip anytime soon.”

“ when have I ever wore plaid shorts, sandals, or sperrys? that could never be me, ” he bites back an instinctive sigh, and rolls his eyes before his attention tugged away from mckinley. “ this one hurt. I’m definitely going to remember this one. ”   bennett presses his lips together, feigns some sort of deep contemplation and annoyance. “ so we just stopped knowing how to take jokes?  ”he says, voice muffled. it’s nothing new, so he just tunes out the lecture being given. he’s probably going to say something fucked up the next time anyway. “ oh you know that’s out. I could not be a dad. plus I'd never hear the end of from you or...anyone.  ”

[ohjoellefarkas]

Text || Bennett

Sloan: Benny. We need to hang out asap!

Bennett: Missing me ?

Bennett: I'll be home so you can slide to my place whenever.

[ohjoellefarkas]

jakelevenstein·:

“Maybe. I guess I’m a surprisingly romantic girl.” She wasn’t sure she believed in soulmates or anything else that deep but she did want someone who wanted only her eventually. She didn’t need to be the sun in someone’s universe but she did want to feel somewhat special. “If that’s what you’re thinking you should go for it. You’ve always liked having lots of options so this is right up your alley. And once you get a taste of the frat boy lifestyle I think you’ll love it that much more. Aww, B.” She leaned forward to pat his cheek a little harder than was necessary. “I love you but when you say things like that it really makes me want to slap the taste out of your mouth. If you ever feel like talking about someone’s ‘figure’ you should probably remember that it isn’t your business. And I’m fine, thank you. Believe it or not I know how to take care of myself in that department.”

bennett covers his face with his hands, dragging his palms down his cheeks in muted agony.“ I can’t believe you just said that. frat life is bitch life. I should just end our friendship right now. ” he narrowed his eyes and shook his head at her. “ what? I’m trying to look out for you. doesn’t that deserve like a hug or a cheek kiss ? ” bennett plays with his link choker, smirking at her before he lets out an uncharacteristic sigh as he already has an idea of her answer. “damn, I can’t do anything right in your eyes. ” 

[ohjoellefarkas]

jakelevenstein·:

“It’s always nice to have it. Dude, get real. I felt guilty over kissing someone else, I don’t think I had it in me to fuck around behind your back. I would’ve talked to you about it first and went from there, but still. Besides, I don’t think that’s what I really want.” She shrugged her shoulder, digging her heel into his thigh before she eased off again. As much as she loved being attached at the hip with Bennett what they wanted in terms of a future were on completely different ends of the spectrum. “And are you actually thinking about going?”

“ we get it, you’re a relationship girl ” he replies to his best friend with a trademark roll of his eyes and a  heavy sigh. but of course he was just teasing her. to be honest, it couldn’t be him but bennett was glad she was the type. it was a good balance in their friendship. “ no. I don’t know. ” he shrugged. for once in his life he’s indecisive and he hates being in that situation. it’s always been do it or don’t and it annoys him to be in the middle. “ I know I’ve never been heavy on school and schools always gonna be there but... ” he thinks back to gemma. she’s never pushed him or wanted to change him, but he starts to think that he wants to be better in some way. “ my moms just doing this shit to give me options. nothing wrong with options, so whatever. I probably won’t go. I already make money and that’s all that matters. ”he tries to mask his displeasure and vulnerability. “ what’s up with you? being safe? hate to see you ever lose your figure.”

[madisonbeersource]

[ohjoellefarkas]

jakelevenstein·:

McKinley gave him the finger, making a show of being irritated before she actually began to smirk. There was no universe where she wasn’t happy to spend time with him. “Whatever. I missed how quiet the pool was at your house anyways.” She shifted in her chair, relaxing a bit more as she raised her feet to rest on his lap. “I like to think of it as a mutual separation. We both know you never would’ve been happy with with just hooking up with me for the rest of your life so it was almost like a mercy thing if you look at it the right way… whatever. What’ve you been up to anyways?”

“ not that you need like fucking reassurance or anything but you know mom’s house is your house. you use that pool more than me and stella so it’s basically yours anyways. ” he says, briefly running his hand along her leg before giving it a nice slap. “ don’t act like you wouldn’t hook up with people behind my back. we would’ve had a good system, ” he teased, “ nothing special. my moms been pushing me to go to these meet ups, interviews whatever you wanna call them with some people from colleges. again, your fault. she was waiting for that separation to happen to get me to do this one thing for her. ”

[ohjoellefarkas]

jakelevenstein​:

“You realize now that we’re separated you’re not allowed to come here anymore, right?” McKinley raised a teasing eyebrow, resisting the urge to smile at her best friend. “This is my place. I claimed it along with St. Elmo’s and the cool record store across town, and you can keep your mom’s house. It’s only fair.” @ohjoellefarkas​

“ no, ” he retorts with a slight grin before he takes a seat next to her, letting her know that he didn't care.“ guess we’re gonna have to share everything again. not that you really had a choice anyway. ” he shrugged nonchalantly. " plus you have to be nicer to me. you're the one who divorced me, remember. "