born to run

i'm not a jin guangyao apologist because he has nothing to apologize for

[ohmybookshelves]

this is it, this is the plot

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I was looking at this shower stall and didn't think anything was wrong, until I realized that's the entrance door to the apt.

[sudaca-swag]

"paraguay is white, argentina is white, uruguay is white, brazil is white" if any of us dared to call ourselves white you would shoot us dead and call ICE to take away our corpse btw

[sudaca-swag]

white countries bfr your mom is clutching her purse if we look in her direction

[mothmiso]

El Calafate/Perito Moreno (2) (3) (4) by Panegyrics of Granovetter

[stephenroot]

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

[swordshapedleaves]

It's not even that they kill you. Lots of contrarian passively suicidal people hear that they kill you and they think "oh cool. Whatever."

They make your hands cold. They give you little asshole pucker wrinkles around your mouth. They kill you so fucking slow. Make it so your lungs hurt all the time. They make every cold a chest cold that takes months to go away. They suck your money out bit by bit, every day forever. Just be a little bit more poor forever until they kill you in fifty years. They kill you for fifty years. Just a little shorter of breath, just a little colder, heart beating a little too fast. And the longer you go, the harder it is to quit.

You're depressed and nicotine is an anti-depressant as well as a stimulant. It helps ease that crushing void in your soul just a little bit. Puts a little bit of energy in your steps. Until it doesn't. Until all you can think about is when your next smoke break is. Until you're sixty five and in the hospital because you need emergency surgery on an clogged artery and you're attempting suicide by willful medical neglect because getting the surgery that will save your life will mean not smoking a cigarette for three whole days.

[aleatoryw]

every morning i can hear my neighbor outside smoking. i can hear him because he is coughing: raspy, dry, painful sounding hacking cough. he is outside before the sun comes up, sometimes twice between when i wake up (5am) and when i leave for work (6am). he is outside when it is 100 degrees and smoky, when it is negative 20, when it is soaking wet.

some days my coworker checks his phone over and over, waiting for direct deposit to hit so he can buy cigarettes. even if you never get sick, smoking takes your choices away. you have to go sit outside alone in the cold first thing in the morning. you have to spend the first $12 of your paycheck on another pack. and you smell gross the entire time.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[marinolta]

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

[metrocelot]

homura and madoka ASCII gif

[charly-tellier]

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[starship-goldfish]

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

[theterribletenno]

I feel like those posters are exactly the advertisement it should have

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[8akesale]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]

[rongzhi]

Snail crossing

English added by me :)

[rongzhi]

Paying the bill

English by me :)

[deathberi]

*ੈ✩⋆˙༄˖°..ೃ࿔*:･✩-ˋˏ┈˚⟡˖⋆✩౨ৎ ⋆｡

[tetrafelino]

Brazilian words for penis ranked by how big they make the dick sound (biggest -> smallest)

1. Jiromba

2. Caralho

3. Jeba

4. Rola

5. Cacete

6. Pau

7. Pika

8. Piroca

9. Pinto

10. Pênis*

11. Bilau

12. Pirulin

13. Piu piu

*I consider pênis to be absolute phallo-neutrality, therefore it represents the median size here - making it so that there's only three words for truly small dicks in this ranking.