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Hanna Clemence. 22 years old. Languages Student. Fat Sad Ultimate Grand Supreme. I've got a cup of tea with your name on it. Join me anytime.

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

I love seeing carefree fat girls enjoying themselves

[exportings]

[gradientlair]

Eartha! Her expression in the second GIF…whew…

[cloudversestims]

Transgender stimboard! Credits below cut & stimboard requests open!

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[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[pools-of-venetianblue]

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet 

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

[bodecats]

Squish! That! Cat!

[yournewapartment]

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 

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[pusheen]

[bob-belcher]

(via @peanuts)

[oak23]

Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years

Me: but not…. Assassin

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

[zennim]

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers? barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

[oak23]

Y'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

[furtho]

University of Chicago Archery Team, 1935 (via here)

[meladoodle]

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[stability]

This is so cute :’)

[nevver]

Daily Horoscope @itsPeteski

[ikwt]

Yosemite Valley (Jeff Sullivan) | ikwt

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[bitchycode]

[autohaste]

“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”

[citymod]

is that barb from stranger things