toxic homoerotic antagonists 💋

she/her 26, 🇬🇧🇨🇦

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[usergambit]

It is not enough to remember the mistakes of our past, Charles. Honor me with action, not tears. That world needs you. It always has.

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[uncahier]

[librarycard]

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

Rocky: you can’t find that attractive, he literally LEAKS everywhere

The alienfuckers: promise 😍?

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents