Bi Geek

[asidewalksymphony]

Well that...has some terrifying implications. I wonder if that is one of the possible reasons of why Wally chose to make The Deal with the children on the Zariman and not the adults.

[blazingjackdaw]

I finally got this line and the screenshots I've seen simply do not do justice to Arthur's deadpan delivery xd

[retrowondergirl]

This is Descendia in a nutshell:

Roathe: “Am I the bad guy?”

Marty: “Yes, now in order to heal this part of you. I shall enforce physical therapy.”

Roathe: “Like taking walk? Or exercising?“

Marty: “No, I’m gonna beat the shit out of you with this steel chair.

Roathe: sweating “Certainly there must be an another way?”

Marty: “No. Please do not resist.”

[uncahier]

[howl224tgeundying]

[zennim]

It is not the propaganda that is making me feel despair, I am just well informed, I just know what they are doing and what they want

[cowboyjen68]

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

[butch-king-frankenstein]

babe are you okay you reblogged Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996 again

[fallout-lou-begas]

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fallout-lou-begas]

it felt important to add a visual aid to this post

[animentality]

[ilinalta]

they're so normal about each other, so fucking normal right now

[prokopetz]

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

[prokopetz]

"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.

This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

[blackcattails]

"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"

"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."

"That's-a not what I said."

*off-screen vacuum sounds*

[ouroborosorder]

Warframe 1999 may be the single most batshit “fuck it let’s do some stupid shit” update ever created in a video game. Fuck it. Go back in time to 1999. swordfight your future self. The villain is a Jojo’s reference. There are sentient bioweapons that have been blasting a track by an evil boy band for over 100,000 years straight. It’s rumored Trent Reznor did the music, and that rumor is very obviously true. You swordfight a tank. And there’s dating sim elements

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[localwarlockunion]

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.

[littlestfallenangel]

Also dragons have teeth, Jesse. I don't think ice resistance is gonna be that big of an issue. The prey isn't teeth resistant, Jesse.

[the-one-and-only-overlass]

everybody else talking about the plot, meanwhile i'm just sitting here thinking about the biological implications of a baby warframe. like. the fuck kinda puberty that thing gonna have

[zennim]

It is still a helminth right? How fast will it grow? Will it grow?

It probably has the genetic memory of what an adult is supposed to look like, but if their tissues turned into steel like warframes? Could it grow?

it has no designer, so, will it be like nidus and control the infestation or like jade and have some of her kit?

Also, what is their mind going to look like?it never had a human mind, it is possible the baby will also never forget because warframes can have perfect memory

It also has jade core, but, like, does it need to eat? My god shadow going to have to bring juggernaut bodies for the baby to consume and get mass?

I have so many different questions and doubts and how it works and omg I will never get an answer will I?

[homunculus-argument]

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

[cordyceps-sapiens]

I don’t know about other cultures, but in English folklore, when a beekeeper dies someone has to go out and tell the bees.

[baconmancr]

Imagine you’re a neolithic hunter-gatherer, just hanging out, sacrificing stuff to your god, when a new god you’ve never met before shows up and tells you that your god is dead, it’s not your fault or anything, and maybe a new god will come along to take care of you, maybe not, it’s gonna be touch and go for a while

[fox-sama97]

Apparently in medieval Europe they also whispered secrets to the bees.

So imagine the mildly eldritch God you worship talks to you and tells you secrets, but these secrets make no sense to you and are incomprehensible to understand or even know they are secrets. But your God does make vibrations at you, so thats probably a good thing right??

Also occasionally the Swarm decides there is not enough room in the Hive because the eldritch god didn't take the offering of Honey at their normal time. So enough of a Swarm builds up that the second queen is able to leave without decimating the first Swarm. They are all set to search out a new place that will likely not have your God anymore (but really that's not too much of a struggle, they have abandoned you, that's part of why you've left, even though the first Swarm still holds out hope for their return).

And then, the scouts find another Hive right next to the old Hive. Literally right next to it. So the Queen lands to inspect it and wow, it's a good deal. The area already has enough food to support 2 Hives, so it's a not problem to stay in the area now that they have the space, but...this wasn't here before.

And then you see God, they've come to help the Swarm move to the new Hive and take the offering from the old Hive. Truly this must have been their plan all along

[samyazaz]

In English folklore, you ALSO have to invite your bees to your wedding, and decorate their hive, and leave a slice of cake for them, and also bring your new spouse by to introduce them to the hive straightaway. Imagine your eldritch god doing THAT.

[eldritchscholar]

#these polite beekeepers are just modeling the behavior they would like to see from their own god maybe? #perhaps if we could sting God he would tell us secrets

[ritasanderson]

ahhh i hope we will see her again

[zennim]

God same, she looks so amazing, and she letting shadow go? Fantastic, we have to see her again

[butterbeee]

Little disappointed that Jade Shadows wasn't Stalker's transition story but I think it's made up for by how many times it made me go "what the fuck" within a span of like, 3 minutes

[zennim]

I still can't get over ballas turning a pregnant woman into a warframe, like, that fucked up on so many levels, and she stayed pregnant for hundreds upon hundreds of years

[raenef]

screaming in vc when this was said

[ichigo-kuriimu]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

[ichigo-kuriimu]

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

i have to do everything around here

[notahorseindisguise]

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

[wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20]

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".

[twofingerswhiskey]

oh so like "eh" in canadian

[the-last-teabender]

*un-Babels your Tower*