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@ohmygooooooood
"Y'should do that again so I can get it on video."
“That is enough punishment for one day. I won’t do that to him again. Today at least.”
“Don’t say I never did anything for you, Grandpa!”
Dio: Ho ho, I, Dio, laugh at Jonathan’s balls being kicked
Joseph: Try this one on for size
Walks up to dio. Drops into a perfect split and uppercuts him right in the balls. "CLACKER VOLLEY"
@ohmygooooooood
He’s not sure if he’s impressed by the split, or the way it felt like his entire being had just been sent to Hell and doused in gasoline only to be lit on fire and put out again, only to go through the process once more. Needless to say, DIO is now curled up in the corner and trying to not openly cry. His balls hurt. Everything is pain.
Grandfather! Your balls! They've taken your balls oh my god
i’ve had this sitting in my inbox for. i don’t even know how long. and every time i go to answer it my words just leave me
did someone say poopy hat jotaro haha poopy hat jotaro
ohmygooooooood:
Listening to his grandson strategize was something that made him proud. Joseph listens intently, nodding as he formulates his own plan of attack. There were some things that didn’t quite line up but they might be revealed in time. Scratching his beard, he sets a strong hand on his grandson’s shoulder to stop him from pacing.
“You’re forgetting to take into account my Hamon, and don’t forget that I can only use Hermit Purple for about an hour. Take a deep breath, Jotaro. I understand the urgency, but letting the adrenaline get to your head could be deadly.”
“That transport could be a trap. Or it could be a way to get us to waste time. It is quicker, but if it malfunctions that’s an issue. I can use my Hamon to walk on water due to surface tension, but I’m sure I could use it to increase my agility underwater as well, given that Hamon and water go together like cookies and milk.”
Star Platinum could plow through the water with Jotaro in tow, so that would be no issue. Theoretically, Joseph could use Hermit Purple to latch on to Jotaro and be towed along. Or, better yet…
He lets go of Jotaro, kicking off his shoes. Shoes only slowed you down in the water. He’s rolled up his pants too to decrease the drag.
“You don’t want to waste any time getting down there, right? The only handicap for us is me. So I want you to use Star Platinum to throw me straight through the water like a fish. I can cut through the water and the momentum will carry me into the city. We’ll link up, and I’ll collect data while you catch up.”
“HUOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh….” He inhales deeply, a familiar yellow energy sparking out of his entire body. He was no Hamon master by any stretch, but he’d been training more with it since Hermit Purple was only limited to an hour. Hamon was how well he could conduct himself. The energy sinks back into his body, focusing around his arms and his torso. He stands at the edge of the water, ready to go. “Jotaro, throw me!”
He could have pointed out that he worked best with adrenaline, not without it– it was a common misconception that his temper was fiery, when it was in fact cold and calculative– but there wasn’t any point. For once, he didn’t talk back. Merely nodded as his grandfather spoke, looking back at the water the two of them were about to dive into. After Egypt, he’d thought he was done going on bizarre adventures with Joseph, really– but he wouldn’t have picked anyone else. Joseph knew his shit, annoying as Jotaro claimed him to be.
“ …Hadn’t thought about your Hamon. I didn’t see much of it in Egypt. Good thing to note, though, especially if it’s not limited. If it’s conductive like electricity, we might need to be careful with range– make sure I’m not too close by if you use it. You’re right about the transport, though. Good catch. ”
Now, being asked to harpoon your grandfather into the ocean at full speed might have been a request that sounded completely fucking absurd to anyone else. But Jotaro knew better. In fact, it made perfect sense. His Stand’s ( it felt weird to call him Star Platinum, with the separate one around ) ability to move beyond the speed of light would make keeping up with him and Jotaro nigh impossible for the old man. So the delinquent stood back, allowing Joseph to ready himself and waiting for his word.
“ Aye aye, sir. ” An inside joke with Polnareff he probably wouldn’t get. In a flash of light, Star Platinum manifested beside him, hoisting Joseph up in the air and carefully balancing him on his palm. Squinting, the Stand and his user carefully pinpointed their trajectory, and Joseph ( who weighed essentially nothing to his stand ) was carefully reeled back. To the left a bit… and… there. Giving his Stand a short nod, he backed away to avoid the splash– and to collect the shoes he’d likely haul down with him.
And so, Joseph was launched full force at the water with a booming cry of “ ORA!! ”
It was an odd feeling being hoisted up by his stomach, especially by Star Platinum. He would normally care more about this weird situation, but right now he was going to honor his grandson’s “time is short” mentality and just go with it. He’s reeled back, and he clasps his hands together like a professional diver, Hamon flowing freely over his arms. He’s not sure this would work. this could end horribly if he wasn’t thrown fast enough or at the right angle. He was starting to have second thoughts, right before he was launched like a torpedo. He keeps his body straight as an arrow, his Hamon covered hands acting like a knife as he pierces the water’s surface and continues his descent.
OH MY GOD! That was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever done in my life! But this is really cool!
He thinks to himself as he rockets towards his target. Lifting his head, he spots a potential weak-point near the base of this weird bubble the city was in. He angles his legs like a boat uses its rudder, letting himself drift towards that spot. Brace for impact, three, two, one....
He slips right through it and out the other side, rolling and sliding onto his feet in a classic energetic Joseph entrance.
“....”
“....”
A couple of furtive glances around reveal to him no immediate danger, but subconsciously, Hermit Purple wraps around his torso under his clothes, ready to strike out at anyone threatening Joseph. Time to find a hiding spot, because who knows how long it’ll take Jotaro to get here.
@ohmygooooooood || EVENT STARTER.
“ –Jiji. We’re going down there. ”
It wasn’t a request so much as it was a statement of fact. The younger of the two men was in hyperdrive, pacing furiously at the water’s edge on the only portion of the strange city that remained above ground. The notepad in his hand was filled to the brim with notes in Japanese, of which he only looked away from when he turned and faced his grandfather head on. For once, he didn’t plan to go into this alone. Not until he had a good sense of the area. Joseph was the prime candidate for accompanying him, what with the memory of the Stardust Crusaders still fresh on both of their minds.
“ There’s accessible transport that leads to the portion of the city that isn’t directly in contact with the water. Under it, not in it. We start there. Scour as much as we can from the available locations– and those that aren’t. Law doesn’t mean shit in a prison. Once we’ve finished with the interior, we’ll move to the outside. If we start from the inside, we’ll get a good view of the ocean from a safer perspective. Better at planning where we’ll go. If something looks unimportant, it probably is. I’ll write it down for later. No time to waste. Star Platinum can hold a good amount of oxygen, like Justice showed. I should be fine using just him for the hour I have him. Rumors say the water we were given allows for breathing under water, though. Needs to be used sparingly. ”
Coming from Kujo Jotaro, that was a LOT of words, even if spoken in choppy, monotone phrases. But there was no telling how long this would last. He had to act quickly. Finally putting the notepad away, he finally paused– while subtle, he was breathing heavily from his own onslaught of words. And adrenaline. The excitement of an opportunity to escape, to free everyone from this place so they could go home. If he took the city’s leader’s down, after all, they’d have to deactivate this massive Stand-based illusion.
“ Anything I’m missing? We need to get moving. ”
Listening to his grandson strategize was something that made him proud. Joseph listens intently, nodding as he formulates his own plan of attack. There were some things that didn’t quite line up but they might be revealed in time. Scratching his beard, he sets a strong hand on his grandson’s shoulder to stop him from pacing.
“You’re forgetting to take into account my Hamon, and don’t forget that I can only use Hermit Purple for about an hour. Take a deep breath, Jotaro. I understand the urgency, but letting the adrenaline get to your head could be deadly.”
“That transport could be a trap. Or it could be a way to get us to waste time. It is quicker, but if it malfunctions that’s an issue. I can use my Hamon to walk on water due to surface tension, but I’m sure I could use it to increase my agility underwater as well, given that Hamon and water go together like cookies and milk.”
Star Platinum could plow through the water with Jotaro in tow, so that would be no issue. Theoretically, Joseph could use Hermit Purple to latch on to Jotaro and be towed along. Or, better yet...
He lets go of Jotaro, kicking off his shoes. Shoes only slowed you down in the water. He’s rolled up his pants too to decrease the drag.
“You don’t want to waste any time getting down there, right? The only handicap for us is me. So I want you to use Star Platinum to throw me straight through the water like a fish. I can cut through the water and the momentum will carry me into the city. We’ll link up, and I’ll collect data while you catch up.”
“HUOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh....” He inhales deeply, a familiar yellow energy sparking out of his entire body. He was no Hamon master by any stretch, but he’d been training more with it since Hermit Purple was only limited to an hour. Hamon was how well he could conduct himself. The energy sinks back into his body, focusing around his arms and his torso. He stands at the edge of the water, ready to go. “Jotaro, throw me!”
Grace. That is what one could call her movement in the heat of practice, the blaze that was battle. Despite the weakness in her left leg, she seemed to dance. Swift, deadly, striking with the fury of a mother bear and the precision of an eagle. Spell and blade, fueled by her will upon the world.
A will that was constantly at war.
It was this that makes her slowly feel insane, the endless battle against her very patron that cursed her blood. Thats why the law of equivalent exchange was more a suggestion- give, take, take, push, pull, pull pull. That’s why she was… Holding herself together, panting as she walked the street with her eyes twitching and hands tightly grasped around her staff. That twitching madr her constantly wary, looking at everyone passing, then finding a small place to hide- a dark alley.
She didn’t expect to find someone there. And all she could feel was the urge to kill.
“…. Be prepared.”
He hadn’t expected to find anyone out at this time of night, let alone the Madam. Something wasn’t right and he could feel it. He’d just changed out of uniform and was taking a shortcut back home.
“For what, madam?” He inquires, stopping where he stood. He’s watching her carefully. This was a friend, and for all he knew it could be a similar situation to Dio and his fleshbuds; maybe they were mind controlled or something was affecting her mental state.
Oh no. No no no nononono no nonono NO. Sir Joestar was too kind to be their first victim in this place, too much of a light to drag her from darkness (somewhat literally). She also didn’t know that he was a cop, making the situation that much more deadly. Then hamon- that was what might stop her first tip into the madness.
“… The darkness. I’m sorry.”
With that she pointed the whip, which coiled and hissed, three blasts of light-drinking energy at Johnathan. An open volley, followed by her eyes flashing and shadows pressing against him.
She’s about to learn that he’s not just simply the kind gentleman that he is. He’s quick to tactically assess his situation. Attack from the front, unseen forces attempting to grab at him, small alleyway. Only way out is up. Trashcan.
He drops his folded uniform on the ground, a lightning-like energy crackling from his legs as he squats and leaps into the air to escape her attacks. His left hand grabs his hat, the same energy crackling from it and into the dapper apparel. He throws it with precision and it spins like a top, the Hamon infusion making it more aerodynamic as it whizzes through the air towards her. It wouldn’t do much upon impact, but it was nothing more than a distraction as Hermit Purple had shot forth from his other hand and wrapped around the trashcan below him, retracting like a grappling hook so he can spin it around and pitch the can at the Madam. He’s going to resist seriously attacking her until there’s no other choice.
“Whatever it is, fight it! I don’t want to hurt you any more than you want to hurt me!” He says, aiming to land on a nearby roof. A much wider area was a better battlefield for him.
The blasts continued on, slamming the trashcan while she swatted the hat with her whip. The crack was a low warbling scream. He was quick, but that didn’t matter, Corona looking up as she pointed the whip, vanishing and appearing before hin in a wisp of silver-black smoke. The whip then changed to a pointed blade, and it seemed to click something. The light… The light forced her power down, at least by several degrees. This lead to a flicker in her eyes, and her leaning forward from a grunt of pain.
“Gh… Its too strong. Fight it back…” Was all she managed before the patron forced itself back, leading to a thrust of her rapier.
Light was her crux, as ironic as the light-draining powers of her patron were.
Well, this situation was a great time to unveil his newest move. Well, experimental move anyway. He’s noticed that his Hamon seems to have an adverse effect on whatever it is that’s attacking him, so that’s going to have to be the solution to this problem.
“Huooooooooooooooooh.......” He inhales deeply, keeping calm nerves he uses Hermit Purple to combat her own weapon. Such an exotic weapon as well. He’d never seen anything like it. His body begins to crackle with the same sort of yellow energy as his legs had before. Hermit Purple wraps around his body, the equivalent of both armor and a high voltage cable to keep away these shadows.
His mind is calculating the various routes he could take. Closing in would be a good idea, not that she was weaker than him though, more so he was better off at that range. His skill set lacked any sort of ranged moves, which was a common problem for him. Fortunately he always kept one particular item on him for this reason.
From out of nowhere comes a spinning set of metal clackers, whipping around his head at a vicious speed. Some extra Hamon crackles into it as he throws the spinning metal balls towards her, the energy warding away shadows trying to deflect it. Hopefully they’d snag around her arms to restrain her. He pulls the lens from a magnifying glass out of his pocket as well, holding it to his hand.
“Feel the beat of my Hamon, Madam! Lens Flare!” He shouts, slapping his palm against the back of it and sending a sizable charge of Hamon into the lens, which would condense it into a solid beam as it would with sunlight. The beam of Hamon would slice through the darkness of the alleyway like a bullet cutting through fog, right toward the other. Upon contact, it’d feel like being struck with a taser, and hopefully incapacitate her.
Grace. That is what one could call her movement in the heat of practice, the blaze that was battle. Despite the weakness in her left leg, she seemed to dance. Swift, deadly, striking with the fury of a mother bear and the precision of an eagle. Spell and blade, fueled by her will upon the world.
A will that was constantly at war.
It was this that makes her slowly feel insane, the endless battle against her very patron that cursed her blood. Thats why the law of equivalent exchange was more a suggestion- give, take, take, push, pull, pull pull. That’s why she was… Holding herself together, panting as she walked the street with her eyes twitching and hands tightly grasped around her staff. That twitching madr her constantly wary, looking at everyone passing, then finding a small place to hide- a dark alley.
She didn’t expect to find someone there. And all she could feel was the urge to kill.
“…. Be prepared.”
He hadn’t expected to find anyone out at this time of night, let alone the Madam. Something wasn’t right and he could feel it. He’d just changed out of uniform and was taking a shortcut back home.
“For what, madam?” He inquires, stopping where he stood. He’s watching her carefully. This was a friend, and for all he knew it could be a similar situation to Dio and his fleshbuds; maybe they were mind controlled or something was affecting her mental state.
Oh no. No no no nononono no nonono NO. Sir Joestar was too kind to be their first victim in this place, too much of a light to drag her from darkness (somewhat literally). She also didn’t know that he was a cop, making the situation that much more deadly. Then hamon- that was what might stop her first tip into the madness.
“… The darkness. I’m sorry.”
With that she pointed the whip, which coiled and hissed, three blasts of light-drinking energy at Johnathan. An open volley, followed by her eyes flashing and shadows pressing against him.
She’s about to learn that he’s not just simply the kind gentleman that he is. He’s quick to tactically assess his situation. Attack from the front, unseen forces attempting to grab at him, small alleyway. Only way out is up. Trashcan.
He drops his folded uniform on the ground, a lightning-like energy crackling from his legs as he squats and leaps into the air to escape her attacks. His left hand grabs his hat, the same energy crackling from it and into the dapper apparel. He throws it with precision and it spins like a top, the Hamon infusion making it more aerodynamic as it whizzes through the air towards her. It wouldn’t do much upon impact, but it was nothing more than a distraction as Hermit Purple had shot forth from his other hand and wrapped around the trashcan below him, retracting like a grappling hook so he can spin it around and pitch the can at the Madam. He’s going to resist seriously attacking her until there’s no other choice.
“Whatever it is, fight it! I don’t want to hurt you any more than you want to hurt me!” He says, aiming to land on a nearby roof. A much wider area was a better battlefield for him.
“Haha…Nothing Papa! Its not important!
…
Though if it makes you feel better I won.”
“Why didn’t you tell me earlier!?
...
That’s good, nobody messes with a Joestar!”
@motherofthestar
“Fighting is a nasty business and I don’t need you getting your hands dirty, young lady! It’s unbecoming of you!”
“But Papaaa! Everyone else in the family picks fights, even you!”
“W-Well yeah, but there’s a difference between wanting to fight because everyone else can and knowing how to fight so you can defend yourself! I don’t even think you can use Hamon! I don’t even know how to see if you can or not!”
“Hey I know how to fight! There was the one time in high scho-
Oh wait, that was a secret… pretend you didn’t hear that!”
“H-Huh!? One time in high school!?”
Teach!! Holly!!! Hamon!!!!!
“OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOD STOP PRESSURING MEEEEEEE!!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF SHE CAN USE IT!!!!”
@motherofthestar
“Fighting is a nasty business and I don’t need you getting your hands dirty, young lady! It’s unbecoming of you!”
“But Papaaa! Everyone else in the family picks fights, even you!”
“W-Well yeah, but there’s a difference between wanting to fight because everyone else can and knowing how to fight so you can defend yourself! I don’t even think you can use Hamon! I don’t even know how to see if you can or not!”
@motherofthestar
“Fighting is a nasty business and I don’t need you getting your hands dirty, young lady! It’s unbecoming of you!”
( fighty joot out here hospitalizing people ) with its many taverns, it was far from unusual for fights to pick up all around belladonna district. this one was nothing unique; a couple stray thugs motioning their buddies into an alleyway, shouting about teaching a kid a lesson. Then again, with a slightly closer look, what was supposed to be an ordinary street fight proved to actually be a very familiar delinquent pounding one's face to a bloody pulp with his bare hands. someone's pissed.
“That’s enough, Jotaro!” He says, finally catching up to his grandson. He’d been listening to the carnage and while he knew Jotaro could handle himself he didn’t expect this kind of behavior out of him. “It’s already over!”
(Bold of you to assume he’s yet to reach peak extra)