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CHAPTER 47 - Long time coming
Henry rubs sleep from his eyes and swings his legs over the side of the bench, stretching until his back protests. His shoulder aches. So does one knee. His ribs feel bruised. Odd, he can't remember why.
‘G'mornin',’ he yawns.
Ma never stops humming. She merely lifts one flour-dusted hand in greeting while continuing to stir the stew, the wooden spoon scraping comfortably against the bottom of the pot.
There is something so ordinary about it that his throat tightens.
Home.
God above...this is home.
He tears off a piece of fresh bread from the loaf cooling beside the hearth and slips behind her before she notices, dipping it quickly into the stew.
Without turning, she swats lazily at his wrist. ‘I saw that.’
He grins around a mouthful of stew-soaked bread. ‘Best stew in all o' Bohemia.’
‘You've not been all over Bohemia.’
‘I don't have to.’
She finally glances over her shoulder, trying very hard not to smile.
‘Flatterer.’ She hums as she shakes her head and turns back to the pot.
Got to read an excerpt form a fic. Made me sad. Had to draw about it.
if they were in the firefighters' calendar// Hans
i know we all thought bout it at least once or twice and thanks to bore i had an opportunity to draw it hehehe
CHAPTER 46 - PACKAGE
Henry tucks the end of the strap behind Hans's belt. The latter lets go of Henry’s shoulders and folds his arms in front of his chest. ‘I’d never force you to go back to the sacking.’ He hates how distant it sounds, how much it sounds like he’s read it in a ledger without knowing what it means. ‘Because staying here will kill you,’ Henry says plainly ‘And I can’t—’ His voice strains. ‘I can’t watch that happen.’ Hans blinks hard, tears now fully threatening to fall. ‘Going back feels like dying’ he whispers. Henry takes in a deep breath and bends down to pick up the fallen bow. ‘I will be there,’ he murmurs as he tucks the bow over his shoulder. ‘Through all of it. I’m not handing you off like a package.’
走って 転んで 消えない痛み抱いては 世界が待ってる この一瞬を 廻廻奇譚 - Eve
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Forgot to post the old man pile !
VISITORS VICE CHAPTER 3 - BLABERMOUTH
Hans says nothing. The wind rattles through the practice banners below them. Somewhere nearby a horse snorts. And Bartosh, relentless creature that he is, tilts his head and adds: ‘Though for the record, I still think I could make you lose your mind with a single hand.’ Hans almost chokes on air. Bartosh laughs again. ‘You’re a bastard,’ Hans snaps. ‘And yet here you are talking to me.’ ‘Against my fucking will.’ Bartosh pushes off the fence at last. Before leaving, he pauses beside Hans just long enough to murmur something so only Hans can hear it. ‘The offer remains, my lord.’
CHAPTER 45 - HOME
‘It’s my job, Sir.’ Henry’s tone is flat, and Hans knows he’s pushing it, again. Yet, still, it just doesn’t sit right with him. The silence stretches; he doesn’t have the words for it all, not anymore. Not something that would explain it better than he has before. Finally, almost too quietly to hear, he asks, ‘Would you...’ Henry looks up from the bowl of water he was currently washing his face in. Hans suddenly looks down and starts plucking at the blanket again, fibres coming loose in his fingers. How fitting. ‘...would you come over here tonight?’ He clears his throat. ‘You don't have to.’ He lets the silence settle. ‘If you'd rather sleep in your own bed, I understand.’ Henry looks at him, eyes tired. Kurva, he never should have asked, what kind of question is this even? Shit. There is no need for this; what message does this send? Damnit, Henry is clearly tired and needs sleep. What was he thinking, his greedy fucking…maybe Katherine was right. Kurva… what if he was pushing it too much…especially after- ‘Forget it. Sorry, I don’t kno—’
Wrote my first proper smut today...will post tomorrow.
Part of my long fic.
Why am I nervous about this.
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A while ago I read a fic, and now I can't find it. It was smut. I believe at the time 3 chapters, in chapter 2 Hans got enjoyed by some Bandits after henry blindfolded him and left in in a clearing.
It was posted on this website with a drawing of Hans with some 'icing' on his face. I need to find this so I can tell people to read it.
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Turns out I never shared this work before. Two chapters in now, Bartosh comes to visit Rattay and Hans is miffed...
it's very clear that Bartosh does remember that one night in Trosky.
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early Hans and Henry on Henry not being able to read.
Hans lounges on his bed, legs crossed at the ankle, flipping through a letter with a silver seal.
‘Honestly, the man writes like a crow dipped in ink,’ he muttering as he holds it up. ‘But it’s from Prague, so it must be important.’
Henry sits on the stool near the fire, arms folded, staring into the flames.
‘What’s it say?’
Hans smirks without looking up. ‘Why don’t you read it and find out?’
He tosses the letter across the room. It lands in Henry’s lap.
Henry looks down at it but doesn't move.
Hans raises a brow.
‘Well?’
Henry gives a small shrug, jaw tense.
‘Can’t.’
‘Can’t what?’
‘Read.’
Hans blinks. Thinking it’s a joke, he laughs once, short and all sharp. ‘What, are the words too big? Do you need a moment to—'
‘I can’t read, all right?’ The words come out more clipped than intended. More defensive. Henry’s eyes stay on the fire.
Hans sits up a bit. The silence stretching as he studies the man he can’t quite pick a title for.
‘You’re taking the piss.’ He murmurs faintly amused.
‘I’m not.’
Hans looks at him for a long moment. The light dances on Henry’s face, that familiar grim line to his mouth, the muscle that twitches in his jaw when he is embarrassed.
‘But... Radzig’s your father.’
‘Aye. Didn’t stop me being raised in a forge.’
Hans opens his mouth and closes it. The usual sharp teasing retort doesn’t come.
‘You can’t read at all?’
Henry gives a small shake of his head. ‘I know some letters. Names. Signs. Not enough to write a sentence.’
‘Bloody hell.’ Hans leans back slowly, folding his arms.
Henry, still staring at the fire, mutters: ‘Go on. Laugh.’
‘No, I’m just... I didn’t think anyone could get to twenty without learning.’
‘You mean without being taught.’
Hans pauses; he never thought of it that way. He can’t remember a day where he wasn’t aware of his letters. Then Hans swings his legs off the bed and stands, walks over, picks up the letter, and places it on the table next to Henry.
‘Well,’ Hans says finally, tone clipped. ‘That explains... a lot, really.’
Henry says nothing. Hans turns now, brows raised in theatrical disbelief.
‘You mean to tell me you’ve been faking it? All this time? Reading letters, reports, orders?’
‘I don’t fake anything. I listen. I remember.’
‘Oh, brilliant.’ Hans throws up his hands. ‘My page, a walking ledger of half-truths and guesswork.’
‘Wouldn’t be the first noble I’ve seen survive on less.’ Henry scoffs and Hans glares, simply because it’s true.
‘You’ll leave for Úžice tomorrow,’ he says sharply. ‘Speak with the scribe there. Tell him you’ve been assigned a proper education. I’ll write a letter of instruction …in very clear penmanship.’
‘Right. We’re fixing that.’
Henry frowns.
‘What?’
‘You’re going to learn to read. It’s intolerable.’
‘Sir Hans—’
‘You’ll thank me one day, Hal.’
Henry looks at him, the nobleman looks instantly offended by the softness of his own words and tries to recover with a dramatic eye roll.
‘Besides, I can’t have my page making me look like a bloody fool by squinting at signposts and thinking the Bible is just a well-bound firestarter.’
Henry shifts, eyes narrowing.
‘So it’s for your reputation, then.’
‘Exactly.’
‘Not because you care.’
‘God no.’ Hans snaps. ‘Obviously, I won’t have you looking like a fool. Or making me look like one by association.’
Silence fills the room and Henry smirks faintly. Hans sees it and sighs, dramatically flustered.
‘You begin tomorrow. I’ll fetch the Psalter.’
‘Oh joy. Latin.’
‘Try not to die of culture, peasant.’
****
Later, in Úžice:
Henry sits hunched over a wooden desk in the scribe’s dusty workshop, squinting at a Latin alphabet scrawled in soot-stained ink. His back aches. His head throbs. The letters dance.
The scribe sighs.
‘A is for Adam. Again, boy.’
‘Adam can piss off,’ Henry mutters, but he tries. Again. Because he said he would.
And because, somewhere in Rattay, a noble brat is pretending not to care.
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