oh my it's Ali

person who has no life she/her

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

get your heteronormativity off my lawn

[dilfbrigade]

Comin out of my cave and I’ve been doing just fine

[ohmyitsali]

Someone: Hey you know what'd be nice? Seeing a Christian in media who's not a hypocrite, idiot or homicidal maniac.

Tumblr: OH BOO HOO YOU POWR OPPWESSED LITTLE CHRISTIANS YOU GUYS HAVE IT SOOOOO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ASKING FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT(I BELIEVE BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY PAY ANY ATTENTION THAT DOESN'T FIT MY CONFIRMATION BIAS) HAS BEEN AROUND IN LITERALLY EVERY STORY EVAR HOW DARE YOU BE UPSET ABOUT ANYTHING YOU LITERAL PEDOPHILE NAZIS YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN WHEN YOU CAUSED THE CRUSADES AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT YOU DESERVE LITERALLY NOTHING BECAUSE I HAVE IT WORSE AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT ME

[makeup-online]

The Truth About Makeup

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, December 8, 2015

[toshio-the-starman]

The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.

[flying-icecreamm]

Shit ur right thanks

[ohmyitsali]

I met Lucy Spraggan a few months ago. Best day of my life

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ohmyitsali]

I just had to laugh #harrypotter

[ohmyitsali]

My best friend said he missed me, then hugged me so tight, I told him that I missed him more, also I’d love to be more than friends but then it would be too awkward because we’ve been friends too long *sigh*

[ohmyitsali]

A year or so after this he came out, I got over it and 6 months later we stopped talking as much he got in with the wrong crowd and when we left school we lost contact and when we see each other we only make small talk. This is pretty much the cycle of friendship

[kaleymccabe]

[ohmyitsali]

coloneldapper:

you-numpty:

gabenewell-thesexdragon:

georges-ear:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

Why do I feel like this needs a Dr. Suess rhyme to go with it?

Then the Dark Lord gave Draco a pat. 

It wasn’t a hat. 

It wasn’t a cat. 

Draco did not like the feel of this pat. 

It was a strange pat and he did not like that. 

It was a strange pat and he did not like that. 

Draco would rather a hat to that pat,

A cat or a rat, or even a bat.

But what Draco received was no cat nor no hat,

It was simply a pat, and that was that.

yes the end of that pat

[ohmyitsali]

When your friend knows that you are tøp trash

[kumagawa]

[harryjcmespotters]

And we must unite inside her Or we'll crumble from within. I have told you, I have warned you... Let the Sorting now begin.

Click on images for high res.

[poems-and-words]

[ohmyitsali]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[amazingphil]

NEW VIDEO! I delve into the past and read some of my old diary! 

Our book is OUT NOW! http://www.danandphilbook.com