gay little mash sideblog

bj hunnicutt apologist. bisexual jewish hawkeye truther. hairy chest enjoyer // lew mid twenties euro homo // follow from @greinkeephus // llanddewi on ao3

[writtenbyalanalda]

sound ON to witness mash 4077th mid-1980's gay bar.mp4

[oldmabeuf]

bright and early

[beejtits]

inaugural post

[oldmabeuf]

70s disco loudly playing in the background

summertime at the 4077th

[funfettitoonz]

[writtenbyalanalda]

I’m a kefir pro I bake my own bread should I start kombucha brewing…

[period-of-unjustment]

🐔

[beejwatch]

Looks at you looks at you looks at you

[robkellycreative]

My one lone idea for MASH fanfic was an episode set entirely in a Tokyo jail. Hawkeye, BJ, and Frank got wrongfully arrested by some overzealous MPs and have to spend the night locked up until Col Potter can straighten it out in the morning.

It would be a bottle episode where Hawkeye and Beej, forced to talk to Frank, learn a lot of crazy/disturbing stuff about their tent mate.

Basically “The Bus” + “Hawkeye”, I admit.

[writtenbyalanalda]

I’m SO behind on mashcast I need to lock in

[billhader]

gay bj is sort of like a religious movement

[slowmotionmovesme]

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[clrnyrchks]

who's going to tell him

[thealogie]

I think one of the hundred reasons “where there’s a will there’s a war” gets me so hard is that it’s the only episode where it’s just “yeah both the a plot and b plot are about Hawkeye and BJ going through it over each other but alone and unlike other episodes where they have a cathartic conversation or moment of connection, in this one they never really connect, they just Go Through It”....like in true “Hawkeye doesn’t hear BJ over the sound of the chopper” fashion Hawkeye has no idea BJ has gone through this deeply stressful emotional journey of thinking he’s not only lost him but killed him and BJ has no idea hawkeye is not only not mad at him but has spent what he thought might be the final moments of his life thinking of how to leave BJ something special enough to convey how he feels about him....they just don’t know

[thealogie]

and when Hawkeye gets back they still talk past each other.... BJ is like “remind me to give you a kiss in the morning” and Hawkeye is like “omg I’ve been so stupid...of course he’s thinking about his wife and child....and I’ve been trying to leave him something of MINE in my will but I have nothing to offer him, I’m gonna leave his daughter evidence that he’s the best guy in the world”.....meanwhile BJ, half asleep and crashing from an adrenaline rush, has just confessed to wanting to kiss him.....crazy

[lysostaphin]

This is bj hunnicutt. To me

[lilypads-s]

average beejhawk b plot