Freudian Slip

Elijah is my name; Self-deprecation is my game.

[satyriconmp3]

can't watch a movie normal i have to pause it fifty times for no reason. i am letting it marinate

[slimetony]

are they just advertising asthma

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reblog if  you love to cover yourself in baby powder and sit on the counter, tricking passersby into believing you are a powdered doughnut 

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[ohmylithium]

“I’m not dead, but who could call this a life?”

— The Chumscrubber

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[memewhore]

[scoobydoomistakes]

Well, that’s another bad guy solved!

The gator mystery was unwrapped…

…the day is saved, episode is–

…is…

…is… um…

…hi, shaggy

[micawindow]

me reading my own posts: hmm..  That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet 

[marc-jcubs]

watching boys get out of the pool like

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this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

[needlekind]

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

[transient-dreams]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

[capacity]

Me on this day

[puthy]

Looks like she’s named Deborah

[yeojie]

oh shes lovely!

[jumex]

can yall be quiet? im trying to be boring

[iwillnotremember]

*tags my own selfie as #goals*

[fencehopping]

Showing off a hummingbird’s iridescent head

[somanybird]

rotate the boy