bullshit mountain

Courtney! 28 | she/her/hers | MAI'm a cute princess and a despair queen.

[needlekind]

general psa that if you've followed me from twitter, i probably haven't noticed! please let me know if i know you from there (or elsewhere) so that i can be sure to follow you back!

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[manuciruja]

me: mmm this thing this person said rubs me the wrong way, but they probably didn't mean it like that, I'm just overreacting, there's no need to block them or respond

the beloved mutual: just blocked someone for liking the colour blue ✌️

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[halfelvened]

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[markovchaingang]

mildly multiplayer online role playing game

[markovchaingang]

minimally multiplayer online role playing game

[darkaeldari]

If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time and dig up my own bones.

.....for what purpose

[yamibree]

they're mine

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[medievaljournalist]

today is the start of No Mercy May where you put 1 village to the sword every day for the whole month

[bransonreese]

This might be a rude question, but is Noel's dad a real snake or is he a legless lizard

He's a real snake. Struggling to see how this is rude tbh

[bransonreese]

This might be a rude question, but is Noel's dad a real snake or is he a legless lizard, you bastard

Now that's more like it! Fuck you!

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[needlekind]

taking "blue job" away from the tradwives-in-training on tiktok and giving exclusive rights over it to partners of our noble plumbers, electricians, exterminators, and other blue collar workers to use in bits to lovingly and respectfully annoy their beloveds