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One of myself favorite things is Ben Platt saying darling and I don’t know why

I am strangely reassured while walking around high school that I can judo flip anyone here. I judo flip 6'2" guys in my judo class easily. And I'm TINY frESHMAN

#Highschool #Someonehelp #Asafreshmanamiactuallyaperson #Um

sOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS SO FREAKING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT MEN WHO PLAY BROODING CHARACTERS FOR SMALL CHILDREN

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

#Ireallydont #help #roleplay

My dad, and intellectual with several college degrees, playing Come Sail Away sung by Cartman for the seventh time week-

*laughs to himself*

i want this to play at my funeral

#Taketheshame #cartman #comesailaway #wheredidmymomfindhim #help

Why is it that started eating wheat thins but

when I first ate one today it tasted like McDonalds fries

#Ithinkibrokemytastebuds #wheredidmyparentsfindme #mcdonalds

Once, I had a dream that I was in a movie theatre and I turn around and I see Bernie Sanders eating chicken out of a KFC bucket.

What is wrong with me

#Bernieeeeeee #thereissomethingactuallywrongwithmybrain #someonesendhelp

So I’m a member of many fandoms and I decided this summer to expand my fandoms and along with my favorites I always saw the Mortal Instruments. I went to the library today and got the first one

i think my parents are worried for my health

#Mortalinstruments #cityofbones

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