Ill Never Stop Trying

Can you kill me softly , Sasuke?

[ohnokawaii]

If Naruto and sausuke were attending hogwarts 🏰

Naruto would definitely be griffindor and sasuke would be slytherin

They would fight for house points, in the end sasuke always gets them

Naruto’s favourite subjects would be herbology , transfiguration, charms and DADA——- he dislikes potions.

Sasuke’s favourite subjects would be Portions, astronomy , DADA, ancient runes and he would also take up extra subjects to keep himself busy like ghoul studies, earth magic and music

Sasuke becomes prefect in his 4 th year at hogwarts.

Both of them are seekers, and always have an intense chase for the golden snitch, sometimes sasuke forgets that he is supposed to chase the ball rather than Naruto.

Sometimes while arguing Naruto forgets what personal space is

Sasuke never gets detention but cuz of Naruto’s loud ass he is expected to clean the trophy room with him.

Once’s Sasuke is late to potions class and when he walks in he’s like—“why does the room smell like Naruto??”— everyone stares at him and try to hide their laughter.

Once Naruto unintentionally makes sasuke have the love potion,later when it’s effects shows on sasuke—-who becomes clingy af and kisses Naruto —- makes Naruto’s heart flutter

Later sasuke confronts him in the library for making a fool out of himself,Naruto kisses him and then they end up in hot steamy make out session.

They start seeing each other often, trying to hide from their friends and meet up near forbidden forest

Sasuke helps Naruto in potions

Btw orochimaru is their potions teacher

But Naruto has mood for something else and they end up having sex on the portions homework

Sasuke sneaks Naruto into slytherin dorms , prefect privilege.

Sometimes in hurry for class they unknowingly swap their ties , itachi notices it.

Sasuke is a member of akatuski,they’re fun to hang around with.

Just like Naruto ,Sasuke doesn’t go back to his home for Christmas. They spend it in sasuke’s drom room. Doing all sort of things . Naruto puts mistletoe everywhere in Sasukes dorm

Sasuke brings him to astronomy tower on New Year’s Eve. Somehow things go smooth and they confess to each other and kiss midnight

First day of the year they walk hand in hand into the great hall and shock all their friends

Sasuke has asphyxiation kink

Naruto learns shape shifting and multi shadow clones, sasuke could never be happier

Picture Credits to rightful owner

[cloudabserk]

summer mornings

[enavstars]

Obsessed with sun and moon symbology.

Alternative versions:

And this one has a timelapse because I suddenly remembered I can record it:

[ohnokawaii]

If Naruto and sasuke were attending hogwarts 🏰:pt2

• Naruto’s Patronus is a foxy little menace that chases Sasuke’s sleek black cat around the courtyard.

Sasuke: “Control your spirit animal, usuratonkachi.”

Naruto: “Jealous it’s faster than yours?”

Sasuke: “It’s not faster. It’s just dumb enough to run into walls.”

• Naruto sneaks into the Slytherin dorms wearing Sasuke’s hoodie and a badly transfigured green tie.

Ino : “Sasuke, your boyfriend’s here.”

Sasuke, not looking up from his book: “Tell him if he’s not naked under that, I’m not interested.”

Naruto: trips over a cauldron

• They get paired for Amortentia brewing. Naruto blurts out it smells like campfire, ramen, and… “that shampoo Sasuke uses.”

Sasuke: “You’re not supposed to say it out loud, dobe.”

Naruto: “You didn’t deny it smells like you.”

Sasuke, smirking: “You’re not wrong.”

• Naruto gets detention for loud spell practice. Sasuke joins him “to supervise,” ends up pinning him against the trophy room shelf.

Naruto: “This isn’t part of the punishment, teme.”

Sasuke: “I’m punishing myself. For ever liking you.”

Naruto: “You love me.”

Sasuke: “Shut up.”

• During Quidditch practice, Naruto flies circles around Sasuke.

Naruto: “You looking at the Snitch or my ass, Sasu-bae?”

Sasuke: “Why not both.”

• Polyjuice mishap: Naruto accidentally drinks Sasuke’s hair sample and transforms into him—moody glare, sharp cheekbones and all.

Sasuke: “Is this your kink or mine?”

Naruto: “Let’s test and find out.”

(They both get detention.)

• Midnight duel turns into a make-out session in the Astronomy Tower.

Naruto: “I thought you said I was annoying.”

Sasuke: “You are. But unfortunately, you’re also hot.”

• In Charms class, Naruto whispers, “Accio boyfriend,” and Sasuke bumps into him from across the room with a glare.

Flitwick sighs: “Five points from Slytherin for letting yourself be summoned like a Golden Retriever.”

Sasuke: “I’ll allow it once. Try again and I hex your vocal cords.”

• Their first public kiss happens in the Great Hall after a prank gone wrong (or maybe right).

Naruto: “If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.”

Sasuke: “Took you long enough.”

• Their dorm walls are covered in howlers from Kakashi going, “Please keep your… extracurricular activities outside school hours.”

[andysaas]

May 31 June 1 🏳️‍🌈

[oranin]

too many narutos 😵‍💫

[cloudabserk]

naruto has really sharp teeth he could easily sever fingers

[cloudabserk]

naruto analyzes an important question

[oneswordstyle]

Please let him kill for you

[hamsterdads]

one and only

[tamelee]

sasuke gave his boyfriend flowers 💐;-;

(s)

[sueske]

self care naruto

[oneswordstyle]

“couple of besties.png”

revised

[oneswordstyle]

[liorlen]

I’ve gone full deep end turbo naruto mode

[oneswordstyle]

On a budget

[tamelee]

"The Brokeback Mountain of Shonen." Damn right they are.