It is what it is

Brenna., 29, Canada.

[ohnonotyouagain]

Every event is either a) arrive before the start time or you will miss the event or b) arrive after the start time or you will inconvenience the host, and I just think we should have found a way to signal which is which by now

[girlwhateverdawg]

oh supriya you were too woke for the woke doctor show so they had to take you outback 💔

[cbartonscoffee]

Fucking applause to The Pitt for showing that the ICE agent's reaction to being reprimanded by someone he couldn't belittle was to turn around and be violent and aggressive on people he did think were beneath him. What a piece of shit. And what a real and honest portrayal.

[polarcell]

the very tumblr specific feeling when there is someone with a completely unfamiliar url, icon and interest on your dash and you're not sure if a beloved mutual has fallen into a hyperfixation hole and changed their entire look and vibe on a whim or if you just accidentally clicked wrong on some post and followed a complete stranger

[dragon-in-a-fez]

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go

[dragon-in-a-fez]

okay too many of you also thought the patient was having some kind of regular clown therapy appointments, so I am hereby revising the original joke. the punchline is now "but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and you're not helping." ambiguity resolved please go about your day

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there are now people in the notes saying "oh I thought it was a reference to that Pagliacci joke"? goddamn of course it is motherfuck– look. this is an inversion of the Pagliacci joke that correctly places the fault for the patient's continued illness on the substandard care they have received from their medical provider rather than on their own failure to achieve health through a positive attitude. I am never telling another joke again

[taylortut]

for an army show, MASH has surprisingly little toxic masculinity. and even though they're obviously smart, they act like dumbasses (i once more draw your attention to the episode where hawkeye and bj are playing darts facing backwards and neither of them make a single shot. it's just a little throwaway joke, the idle thing they're doing when the actual scene starts, but it's so fucking funny. a lot of shows would show men who can make a bullseye without even looking but they even say that the only thing they're doing is putting holes in the tent). they show bj's devastation about having to miss his daughter's childhood. they show hawkeye scared and upset and missing his dad. even the colonel often gets emotional about how much he loves and misses his wife.

so much of the show is just about being stupid with your best friend under terrible conditions and having realistic emotions about being separated from everything you know and love. watch MASH if you haven't.

[thickness-protection-program]

So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered that woman in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

[thickness-protection-program]

So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered Renee Nicole Good in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

[thickness-protection-program]

So just so we're all clear ICE agent Jonathan Ross straight up murdered Renee Nicole Good in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

[knightsickness]

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

[februarytrash]

[xueyangapologist]

there’s always valid criticisms of taylor that can be made but people can’t resist following it up with the most bad faith ungrounded thing you’ve ever heard

[xueyangapologist]

“when criticising people for being insincere taylor used terms that originally came from black women, thereby unfairly targeting them” fair! “taylor hates that travis has dated black women” no she doesn’t. you made that up.

[not100bees]

If Watergate happened today it would be a half-day news story If that and people online would call you cringe for caring about it

[miraclemaya]

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[crazysodomite]

i think it should be illegal to not have paper menus. and it should be illegal to only accept digital payments and not accept cash

generally making anything accessible only with a phone sould be illegal. like genuinely regulated by the govt and forbidden. IMO

[csny]

i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again

[notesofacrocodile1994]

[oneheadtoanother]

new booty shorts meme idea