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@ohnopeter
Ya know, that is not have bad idea. The taking them to work, not the kidnapping to clarify haha. Though I feel like dogs in the morgue might not be terribly smart… I’ll have to think on that one. Either way, you have fun kiddo.
I generally assume that most people wouldn’t encourage kidnapping, but thank you for the clarification. And... dogs in a morgue... not so sure about that. Though I think a lot of dogs are better behaved than Sabine so you never know.
Yeah, I can see that being a little intense haha. Be careful out there!
I intend to. I am hiding from the heathens as we speak.
Throw back? Snowball fights can be fun, so long as it doesn’t get too crazy.
It would probably be a lot more fun if the gremlins didn’t have such amazing aim. It is like being caught in a snowball fight and being face washed at the same time.
sterlingsilverscalpel:
This has got to be my favorite part of these town parties! All the cute pets to snuggle! Looks like you are having a good time bud.
It honestly is! And yes, I am having a lot of fun. They are very snuggly and affectionate and I want to kidnap them and take them with me to work. It would make my job so much more enjoyable.
Loving this weather, and despite it being a strange time for a party I am definitely going to this tailgate thing. Anyone else living for this snow?
Honestly, the snow is pretty great so long as people aren’t throwing it at you.
If anyone needs me I will be chilling with these stranger’s dogs. Idk where they went but the dogs are here. They are super friendly so come give them cuddles.
Do You Do Dance Crazy When No One Is Looking?
I have been known to bust a move here and there.
Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
It has been known to happen from time to time.
What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?
Applied to the Harris Report. I should have just bided my time and gotten a job in a town that isn’t well on its way to being the murder capital of the United States.
Whats your relationship status?
Single. I am pretty sure that there is nobody in town that is brave enough to deal with the Harris Reports’ gopher.
wyatt-snaps:
Yup. I did indeed. Go ahead, arrest me, I dare you. I could use a vacation.
Yeah I really don’t think they have enough to pin on you. No vacation for you.
Whats your relationship status?
Single. I am pretty sure that there is nobody in town that is brave enough to deal with the Harris Reports’ gopher.
wyatt-snaps:
Nobody in this town is brave enough anymore, you mean. I killed the one person who was and buried him alongside those things you heathens like to call feelings. He was a good kid, was sad to see him go.
You hear that, @defectivedetectivedavid. He just admitted to homicide.
Whats your relationship status?
Single. I am pretty sure that there is nobody in town that is brave enough to deal with the Harris Reports’ gopher.
so that really is…ok. My bad.
No worries. Mistakes happen.
Whats your relationship status?
Single. I am pretty sure that there is nobody in town that is brave enough to deal with the Harris Reports’ gopher.
Wait, you aren’t dating that wyatt dude?
Yeah, that would be a hard nope.
Whats your relationship status?
Single. I am pretty sure that there is nobody in town that is brave enough to deal with the Harris Reports’ gopher.
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
Not my shining moment, but yes. Freshman year of college. I did a lot of things in my freshman year of college I probably shouldn’t have done.
craziest thing you have ever done
You mean aside from working for you?
how you met the person you fell hardest for
Normally I’d love to regale you all about the most recent tale of my love life but he’s currently dead to me and I don’t want to relive the trauma right now. Yes, I’m still salty about it. Bite me.
@ohnopeter
wyatt-snaps:
Hmm? That was weird, thought I heard something just now. I think someone is trying to contact me beyond the grave.
Wow. The middle school comeback. Very impressive, Wyatt. I can taste the salt from here.
