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Here come some One Piece headcanons.

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Lucci loves scritches behind the ears and napping in a patch of sunshine.

He will also disembowel (nearly) anyone who discovers this.

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Good God, y’all.  I’m a wiener.  I haven’t updating my blog in too long.  That will be changed soon enough, though.  

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Headcanon time!

While most men are all about the booty or breasts, Kaku’s a leg man.  That boy will swoon over a nice set of legs.  

This lead to some very confusing times around Kalifa when he was a teenager because her legs were fantastic but he really didn’t want her to catch him looking and kill him.  

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Oh man, the last few weeks have been busy.  Luckily, things have calmed down and I can get back to headcanons.

I’m also working on a short Thatch/Izo fic for myself and the masses!  Here’s hoping it doesn’t suck!

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Thatch and Izo were in a very committed relationship and would have been adorably gross and sappy old men in love if Blackbeard hadn’t ruined everything.

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The ‘Will of D’ is narcolepsy.  You cannot convince me otherwise.

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I think that Luffy is asexual but isn’t repulsed by sex.

But, just because Luffy doesn’t get those particular urges, doesn’t mean that he’s celibate.  Guy has a decent amount of sex.  Luffy knows that, to a lot of people, sex is a very intimate act that people do to feel closer to someone.  And, if people think that sex is something that only truly close people do (this boy is just too sweet, asldkfjalkj), then obviously he’s going to share that with his nakama!  

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I feel that the vast majority of sexually active pirates in One Piece are pansexual.  I mean, they’re pirates.  Most of them are all about the excess so why would they bother to limit themselves in this aspect?  Some of them might lean towards a specific type but you’d be hard-pressed to find a pirate that won’t have sex with you because you’re a man/woman/agender/whatever.

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PSA

If you have any questions or want my headcanons on certain things, feel free to ask!  I would love to interact with any of my followers or random passersby.  

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The Kidd Pirates have the greatest heavy metal band in the world on their ship.  Mostly due to the fact that, when Eustass Kidd finds musicians that he likes, he’ll shanghai them into his crew.

Moshing is a frequent occurrence on the ship and there have been a few times that crew members have been dumped overboard during a frenzied crowd surfing moment.  

And the entire time, Kidd is sitting on his throne on deck, smiling, thinking, ‘Yes perfect.’

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In a modern AU, Trafalgar Law’s ringtone is ‘Dr. Feelgood’ by Motley Crue.  

I will fight you on this.