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@ohsobroadway
These goons…..I can’t
i just love him so much
Ben Fankhauser’s voice is so angelic. I feel blessed. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
my two personalities meeting for the first time
endless list of favorite pairings » jack kelly and katherine plumber (newsies)
↳ Then I see you again And a new world starts spinning. Filled with light, filled with you
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.
my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????
…dally would totally vape pass it on
Homosexuals.
Women with children.
Short Insomniacs.
And a teeny tiny band.
Falsettos (2016-2017)
THIS IS SO CUTE
Gal Gadot +that little eye dimple thing
I’ve Been Thinking...
My favorite (non-living) things are food and theater.
I know there are a lot of restaurants on Broadway the street, but there aren’t a ton of Broadway-themed restaurants.
There should be. I would call mine “Annie Get Your Lunch” or “Everything Is Beautiful At The Buffet.”
Sample Dishes:
You Won’t Succeed On Broadway If You Don’t Have Any Juice
Avenue Q-cumber Salad
Oh The Things You Can Think When You Think About Soup!
Cheese and Rice Superstar
It’s Pasta-ble
Lettuce From The Refuge
The Poor GUY’S Bread Is Spinning!
Everything’s Coming Up Roast Beef
Thoroughly Modern Meatloaf
Miss Baltimore Crab Cakes
A Light In The Pizza (cheese pizza, for the vegetarians among us)
The Dessert of Desserts: The Dessert!- a medley of sorts, featuring Pippin apples, Kiss Me Cake and My Fair Ladyfingers, as well as one’s choice of sorbet (Cell Block Mango or Lime Warp) or Ice Cream (Ice Cream A Cream In Time Gone By….when hope was high and life worth living)
Just thought of some more!
Ring of Cheese
The Book of Muffins
Singin’ in the Romaine
The Phantom of the Okra
Oh my Cod, Oh my Cod, You Guys!
(It’s A Fine Life, Carrying) Bananas
F*** You, Lady, That’s What Pears Are For
The Poi From Tacarembo la Tumbe del Fuego Santa Malipas Zacatecas la Junta del Sol y Cruz
Annie Get Your Bun
The Sound of Muesli
Three Bucks, Two Bags, One Meat
A Fine, Fine Wine
A Privilege To Pea Soup
Also, new restaurant titles: “You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You’re Makin’ Lunch)” or “The Last Five Beers” (if it’s a bar)
Just thought of another one!
King of Stewed Pork (with a regular beet for the star reporter)
Guac of Ages
A New Grain
Velvita
Man of La Matzah
Okrahoma
Steak Fair
The (Cheez) Wiz
Jason Robert Brownie Sundae
We Got An Onion!
Buns and Chips
Jerkules Mullchicken
(help me, @linmanuel, I’m running out of puns!)
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO THINK UP
Holding Out For A Gyro
Chicken Marsala Sollew
Superboy and the Invisible Grilled Cheese
Something That’s Green (this is literally just kale)
The Lonely Goat Cheese
Spring Roll Awakening
Spamalot (not a creative title, granted, but it consists of a lot of Spam so it’s at the very least accurate)
The Witch’s Wrap
Chili Chili Bang Bang!
Defying Gravy
Also, new restaurant titles: “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Eat,” “Bring In Da Noise, Bring In Da Food,” “A Gentleman’s Guide To Lunch and Dinner,” “Hello, Deli!”
I can’t believe I forgot:
Changing My Major To Scones
Vaniiiiiilla Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Creeeeeeeeeam
Dear Evan Hamantaschen
You Will Never Be Satisfried Pickles
Also new restaurant title: “Bun Home”
FOUR STEWS IN A ROOM BITCHING (note: this is only three and a half stews)
Everyone Hates Their Carrots
Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, ALL THE TIME
A Tight Knish Family
Gefilte Fish (So Good You’ll Think It’s Italian)
Unlikely Livers
COME TO THE CRABARET
How the hell did I forget:
Sundaes in the Park With George
Little Slop of Horrors (this is just a really bad Sloppy Joe on a slider bun)
Gee, Officer Crumbcake
The Fishtasticks
My Unfortunate Confection
Hass Avocado Eebowai
The Song of Purple Cabbage
Another Hundred Peapods
Poor Unfortunate Sole
La Brie Boheme
Also!
Craisin For You
…FOR CORN! (Trekkie!)
We Love You Cornbread (Oh Yes We Do)
Seventy-Six Calzones
The Impossible Bream
A. Ham
Dear Cookiedoughsia
Jellocle Cats
Curry With A Fringe On Top
Crostini Ebersole/Paté Lupone
Something Ramen
The Ten Gruel Commandments
Alexi Dumpling
Bernadette Pitas
Nutella, Gruyere, and the Grape Compote of 1812
Souffle Along or the Making of the Dessert Sensation of 1921 and All That Followed
Halo-Halo Dolly
Flan Up
I’m Bacon Down
MIKE SINGING KING OF NEW YORK AND TAP DANCING ON LAURA's INSTAGRAM STORY IM SO EMOTIONAL
My house now
Alternative Song Titles: Newsies
Overtune: this is when u know it's gonna be a Show
Santa Fe (Prologue): two bros five feet apart on the balcony because they're not gay
Carrying The Banner: this song is a Bop but it never ends??
The Bottom Line: hey newsies starve instead of going to school :) i'm giving you guys an eduCATION :)
That's Rich: kween 😫😫😫💦💦💯💯
I Never Planned On You: bitch we know you draw the moon every night ya big old liar
The World Will Know: high school musical but with a cause
Watch What Happens: i'm??? gay???
Seize The Day: Davey owns like the first third of the song then it's just a huge dance break with a inspirational speech in the middle
Santa Fe: i cried. you cried. we cried. it's a thing
King of New York: all our friends are in pain/we have no jobs! anyways boys watch me do this sick deathtap
Letter From the Refuge: can we go back to the deathtap please.
Watch What Happens (reprise): OWN👏HIS👏ASS👏DAVEY👏👏👏 SPIN HIS HEAD👋👏👏
The Bottom Line (reprise): when you're winning monopoly and ur friend lands on ur space
Brooklyn's Here: i go hard to this song. no lie. fucking tune. there's no punchline. generally a good song.
Something to Believe In: west side story but disney friendly
Once and For All: don't..,.. please don't drop the papers
Finale: jack fuck up with santa fe lol get yo papes pwussyboi
i cannot even begin to describe the amount of times “NEWSIES OF NEW YORK!” goes through my head in a day