ALL DA SMUTTY GOODNESS

all the smuts and imagines can be found here! no kink shaming~!!! this blog is dedicated to the Supernatural Fandom! REQUESTS CURRENTLY OPEN!

[fornootherreasondave]

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

This man does things to me oh lordy 😌👌😍 such amazing things...

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

Imagine Jack walking in on you when you're changing

Jack: HEY Y/N! HAVE YOU TRIED NOUGAT!?

Y/N: OH MY LORD! GET OUT JACK!!

Jack: *stumbles out of the room confused af*

Y/N: *slams door in his face with complete flustered embarrassment*

*jack still standing with the chocolate in his hand confused*

Y/N: *muffled yell* YES! I HAVE!.......IT'S VERY DELICIOUS!!

[shadoassassin]

Home Alone

Y/N: Steve wanna Netflix and chill tonight?

Steve: I wish I could baby, but I have a mission in a couple of hours

Y/N: I guess you’re going to miss out then

Steve: Miss out on what babe?

Y/N: 🍑

Steve: …

Y/N: 🍆💦

Steve: Where are you?

Y/N: Home……………………..Alone😉

Steve:

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

Yaaassss bb yaaaaasssssssss 😌👌💥

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

Imagine the boys find out you strip for fun

[brendaonao3]

Okay, LAST ONE. I promise! (I'm really sorry about all these!) But apparently SebStan said he really wants to play Vince Neil in a Motley Crue biopic. And I just wanted to make sure that you knew of this and then could also have fun imagining our boy Seb in all of the classic Vince Neil outfits. I mean... i(.)pinimg(.)com/736x/31/40/cf/3140cffcf9509513de8fc6ae3798d1ed--glamrock-hairband(.)jpg

Okay, as someone whose BFF is kinda obsessed with 80′s hair metal bands (look, I don’t judge :D), I’m….sort of intrigued by this idea and sort of appalled.  Because Vince Neil is a truly terrible person, and I have no idea why anyone would want to play him.  Even if I do think Seb does a great job bringing pathos and complexity to ‘bad guy’ characters.

But, on the other hand, if Seb did a Vince Neil biopic, we could see Seb rocking this outfit:

Which, I mean, I’m okay with that.  Even if it does mean suffering through hearing Motley Crue songs. :D

[rubyrosettared]

Sebastian Stan as Vince Neil?????? Yeeesh….. 

Skimpy outfit or not…. sorry… 

[holdmecloseandfast]

I might not watch it but I damn sure would look at gifs from it.

[rubyrosettared]

I mean don’t get me wrong, Vince Neil has had an action packed life. ‘The Dirt’ is one hell of a read but actually seeing Seb as him… i dunno… 

(And for the record, i have a massive, massive soft spot for Nikki Sixx) 

[holdmecloseandfast]

I know zero things about either man but by god I want seb in those tightass pants.

[chrissihr]

I will write so many 80s AUs with this kind of inspo. I need 80s hairband Seb. 

[holdmecloseandfast]

[meleedamage]

Ok but seriously, if he’s going to play a rock dude, it oughta be Billy. His autobiography was super good - there’s gotta be a screenplay kicking around…

Sebastian has also expressed interest in the role.

[angryschnauzer]

I support all of this. However with that tongue perhaps a KISS biopic would be more appropriate?

[meleedamage]

Ok but

I NEED IT!!!!

[angryschnauzer]

Ok but…

You sure about the bleached hair?

[ilovebeingjoyful]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON BUT MY IMAGINATION IS GOING CRAZY WITH SEB WEARING LEATHER PANTS AND NO SHIRT AS HE SINGS!!! KEEP THIS GOING I AM TAGGING ALONG IN THE BACKGROUND! :)

[itsmkjones]

Strip tease Fail:

(Intro)

(Reader x Dean)

You clicked the music on. A steady rhythmic thump of bass filled the room causing eyebrows to raise. You twisted your hips looking at him from under hooded eyes. You pulled your shirt open. A look of understanding dawned on Dean and he provided his full attention. You spun around letting the shirt dip down behind you as you unfastened your jeans. Still swaying to the music you faced Dean moving your hands up your body and into your hair. He licked his lips bringing a smirk to you face.

You slipped your jeans down your thighs, but your shirt caught against your back restricting your movements. You twisted to shake off the over shirt, but the cuffs refused to slide over your wrists. You pulled your hands forward trying to rip them free when your foot knocked into your disregarded shoes. You lurched forward unable to catch yourself, nose smashing flat into the ground.

“I’m okay!” You gasped as blood trickled from your swollen nose.

(Full List)

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

I relate to this on so many levels! XD

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

Imagine saving deans ass during a hunt and he gives you this look

Dean: son of a bitch.... That was hot.

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

Imagine Lucifer listening to your naughty thoughts about him while you're sleeping in the next room.

Lucifer: what a naughty little human you are, and all for me.

[edensparks]

So I’m gonna start writing up some fan fics almost all smutty smut smut! So I need requests!

I’ve got a new laptop coming in so I’ll be starting up this blog pretty soon! So I need the requests to start writing! There is no kink shaming! I’ll write whatever (within some reason) I LOVE A/B/O so if you got any of those; I’ll for sure start those instantly! I’ll only be writing for SPN! Jack IS Included! Go to my smut blog @ohsodirtyfanfiction

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

Send in those requests!!

[imaginary-desires]

Imagine: Wanting Lucifer to pay attention to you so you randomly start stripping

[deducing-a-pancake]

source: https://twitter.com/maddiewinbig/status/897127440547540992

[cleverdame-deactivated20190129]

What do you think the dirtiest thing Sam's ever said during sex?

Oh, I don’t know. Probably something along the lines of:

“If you’re a good girl I bet Dean could fit inside you too.”

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

Well shit..

[roxy-davenport]

A little smut aesthetic for Crowley. Because…why not? ;) 

Pairing: Crowley x Reader

Tagging: @lucifer-in-leather, @kittenofdoomage, @crowleysplaythings, @sunriserose1023, @everyday-supernatural-af, @oriona75, @chaos-and-the-calm67, @thing-you-do-with-that-thing, @everyday-supernatural-af, @stephizzle94

[ohsodirtyfanfiction]

bucky: steve rogers? nah dont remember him — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of steve spill out of notebook] w-who even is he these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of steve scatter across the floor] shit fuck these are from a museum just listen