Shirley Bennett

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Jeff and Annie had premarital sex.

That's they're own cross to bare.. What is the question?

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Is it true you once tried to sell textbooks in the under ground market in school property?

Sometimes good people get manipulated into doing bad things.

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anonymously leave a rumor about my character in my inbox

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have you met abed's pseudo-girlfriend the coat check girl?

Yes, and she’s different, but we’re all very happy that he’s with an actual girl.

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as… opposed… to… ???

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Spending all his time in sack-religious never-never land.

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SHIRLEY WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

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You know damn well what that means, and don’t you dare talk back to me, boy.

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???!!!!!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!?!??

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It's nothing dirty get your head out of the gutter. Either way, I'm happy for him.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

✆

Name: Shirley

Ringtone: Inifinte loop of:

I mean it’s crazy

what?

we finish each other’s…

SANDWHICHES!

Picture:

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ooh, that's nice.

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have you met abed's pseudo-girlfriend the coat check girl?

Yes, and she’s different, but we’re all very happy that he’s with an actual girl.

[troybarnesofficial]

as… opposed… to… ???

[ohthats-nice]

Spending all his time in sack-religious never-never land.

[troybarnesofficial]

SHIRLEY WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

[ohthats-nice]

You know damn well what that means, and don't you dare talk back to me, boy.

[ohthats-nice]

have you met abed's pseudo-girlfriend the coat check girl?

Yes, and she’s different, but we’re all very happy that he’s with an actual girl.

[troybarnesofficial]

as… opposed… to… ???

[ohthats-nice]

Spending all his time is sack-religious never-never land.

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Favorite type of sandwich?

Honestly, I can't have a favorite. All of my shops sandwiches are good, and I believe they're all equally good.

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have you met abed's pseudo-girlfriend the coat check girl?

Yes, and she’s different, but we’re all very happy that he’s with an actual girl.

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Are you holding out hope for fixing things with Andre, or would you be open to going out with another man, exploring your options?

I mean… I guess. Maybe it would do me some good to meet somebody, I’d rather stay at home and work on my relationship with my boys. If the right man came along I guess it would be worth a shot. The lord works in mysterious ways.

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Well, I know one recently divorced almost-baby-daddy ready for a rebound. 

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I clearly said man. Not whatever of God’s creations you are.

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That hurts my feelings. I can show you my birth certificate, and then show you the part in the Bible where it says you have to love me.

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If looking for anything that says I have to love you, gets you to read the bible, or read at all. Try me, I dare you.

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Is Chang hitting on you?

Lord only knows with Chang, I’m sure he hit’s on everything with two legs and the ability to walk.

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Are you holding out hope for fixing things with Andre, or would you be open to going out with another man, exploring your options?

I mean… I guess. Maybe it would do me some good to meet somebody, I’d rather stay at home and work on my relationship with my boys. If the right man came along I guess it would be worth a shot. The lord works in mysterious ways.

[ask-chang]

Well, I know one recently divorced almost-baby-daddy ready for a rebound. 

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I clearly said man. Not whatever of God's creations you are.

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Are you holding out hope for fixing things with Andre, or would you be open to going out with another man, exploring your options?

I mean... I guess. Maybe it would do me some good to meet somebody, I'd rather stay at home and work on my relationship with my boys. If the right man came along I guess it would be worth a shot. The lord works in mysterious ways.

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What's your church like?

It's a good place, for good people, to praise the Lord. We welcome all types who are willing to accept Christianity into their lives. Even Muslims like Abed.. Or... Atheists like Britta

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What's nice?

Everything, God, my friends, and Shirley's Sandwiches.

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That time Britta was smoking pot in the parking lot of your church. What was she doing there with you in the first place?

What Britta does in her spare time is for God to judge... Not you or I.

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Thoughts on Jeff and Annie dating?

Jeff and Annie are dating. Last I heard, he was dating Britta or something. That boy has an awful effect on women...