The Greatest Man You'll Ever Know

I am a Spanish genius and a mathematical mastermind. My ask box is open, but if you troll me I will eat your mother. I will be fedexing you pieces of her liver for years. My favorite TV shows are Hollywood Game Night and La Impostora. Networking - FAQ (Community RP blog)

[ask-chang]

July & February

February:city/state

Where I live: Greendale, Colorado. Where I was born: San Francisco, California. 

July:favourite song/band

Okay, I know I should say Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán or something, but you know what? It's Elvis. And Heartbreak Hotel.

Feel free to ask. Seriously, dudes. It's like everyone around here lost their wifi access all at once. The Dean's not answering my emails. I haven't actually left my trailer for a month since I got a laptop and that huge bag of South-American... herbs.

[ask-chang]

Feel free to ask

January: sexuality/preferences

February: city/state

March: favourite colour

April: favourite hair colour & favourite eye colour

May: favourite manga & favourite anime

June: favourite book

July: favourite song/band

August: crush names

September: instruments I play/ want to play

October: favourite game

November: if I changed my name, what would it be

December: random fact about me :)

[htmlflowers]

closing panel from my second guest page in Simon Hanselmann’s “Truth Zone” Series.

[staff]

Put the bottle down. Tumblr is for everyone. 

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

TRIP TO THE BEACH? I got everything we could need in my sweet trailer. Fridge full of cold drinks. Sunshades. Sunscreen. Silent era comedy swimwear. Come on, it'd be totally sweet.

You know what? I could use a day out. I’ve been cooped up in my room trying to figure out a context for Toxic that also works for Brutus and Cassius. I’m in.

[ask-chang]

Awesome, bro. Abed wants to do, like, a five minute Scrubs homage, but BEACH. Any objection to Chetfield State Park? 

[ask-chang]

But I told you, I can find someone. If my #1 is busy, I’ll ask Katz. 

[thebatmanformerlyknownasabed]

It’s cool. The scene’ll just take a few minutes. Beach day would be fun anyway.

[ask-chang]

Awesome. I'll stock up on beach balls. Any of you losers need a ride, there's plenty of space in my mobile bachelor pad.

I vote Chatfield State Park. My cousin Charity runs an ice cream parlor there in the summers.

[thebatmanformerlyknownasabed]

Did someone say trip to the beach??

We need one male friend and three girls. I was thinking maybe Amber and her girlfriend (not naming names because I totally am not sure if they’ve outed themselves yet- I gave up on checking) and then if you wanna come that’s cool but you need to bring a girl!

Or guy if that’s your thing but last I checked it wasn’t. So. Yeah!

Also we need to figure out how to get to the beach. And/or what the hell beach we can even get to.

[thebatmanformerlyknownasabed]

You know… it doesn’t have to be exact…

do you mind playing Carla?

[ask-chang]

Not off the table, but dude, I'd rather play me going to the beach. How much time is this Scrubs homage gonna take? I wanna play in the sun!

But I told you, I can find someone. If my #1 is busy, I'll ask Katz. 

[thebatmanformerlyknownasabed]

Did someone say trip to the beach??

We need one male friend and three girls. I was thinking maybe Amber and her girlfriend (not naming names because I totally am not sure if they’ve outed themselves yet- I gave up on checking) and then if you wanna come that’s cool but you need to bring a girl!

Or guy if that’s your thing but last I checked it wasn’t. So. Yeah!

Also we need to figure out how to get to the beach. And/or what the hell beach we can even get to.

[ask-chang]

We're doing the Scrubs episode exactly? I may need to stream that. As for the girl, as long as it doesn't need to be date, I got ya covered.

BEACH ADVENTURE.

Boulder? Blue Mesa? Chatfield? Great Sand Dunes? 

[landscapelife79]

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

Maybe there will be a crossover with

“Bloodlines of Conquest”?

(Although, I think “Space Clone” would be cooler!)

[ask-chang]

Wow. The big 46. I feel different already.

Last night was WILD, dudes. I celebrated so hard I don't remember anything that happened after I lay down for a nap in the afternoon. 

[ask-chang]

Happy birthday, Benjamin Franklin Chang!

[thebatmanformerlyknownasabed]

…yeah but I don’t think Pierce necessarily thought so.

[ask-chang]

Fine, Nadir. What's your theory? Why did Pierce Hawthorne leave all his money someone other than his next of kin? And if he hated his family, why this dude and not some charity? Or why not split it between all of your little clique? Forget for a moment that he's your fiance. What's so special about Troy Barnes? 

[troy-tbone-barnes]

I don’t know what’s wrong with you, Chang; I’m adorable.

[ask-chang]

$14 mil though? You're not Shirley Temple.

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[harryfloorcorn]

[nuclearparade]

Just nothing

[vampxrebarbie]

simply chaos

[shirleytemplar-blog]

only boredom

[anatomikel-deactivated20160907]

Dennis Reynolds is “Mostly Meaningless Nonsense” PMSL

[thebatmanformerlyknownasabed]

Fuckin’ crack.

[ask-chang]

Always be prepared.

[ask-chang]

thebatmanformerlyknownasabed:

Wait. Wait hang on. Are you implying that you think Pierce Hawthorne gave Troy the opportunity to become a multimillionaire because he thought he was cute?

I don't see why else. The man had family. Usually family comes first.

Troy Barnes must be the most adorable person in the world. I can't say I see it, myself. Hmm.

[thebatmanformerlyknownasabed]

Oh and Manbat is better than Batman.

No. 

[ask-chang]

Yes.