idek any more

19. Meridith. shady 94% of the time

[nudygoon]

[sunfortune]

girl almighty by 1d makes no fucking sense but it makes me feel good so its okay

[helterskelterharry]

Madrid, 2018

[harryisart]

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[tunedoutt-deactivated20140506]

[meanplastic]

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[divaofdespair]

Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[thebootydiaries]

[dabneycoleperson]

wait………….

is THAT what “smash mouth” means?

[abloodymess]

oh. my. god.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[seeyanever69lol]

This post has no reference or explanation and doesn’t need one at this time, but years from now we need people to remember when Smash Mouth murdered Khaled and solidified pussy eating culture

[a-stew]

[minatokun]

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

the calm before the storm

[sunwukxng]

this caption has no business being that funny

[laranoa]

Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign

[chickenfarmersan]

[upsidedowncat]

The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

[xxxebonydarknessxxx-deactivated]

i was hoping to find somerhing interesting and then u pull the rug

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

reading this was completely useless for sure

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[anchovy]

My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[shock]

list of bastards

1. my dad

2. god

3. my dad

4. my dad

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen