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I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning.

shadybacon

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

mysharona1987

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powerfulwizard

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors:

celebrity-pharmacist

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

writersarea

Your professor was trying to fight God

follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

bowlingshirtbellas

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

nanannin

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

thotfrnk

maureen2musings

Sound on…

myroommateisacat

peek-a-boo

porterr-robinson

yungbara

i hate this

that-twink-over-there

I love this

knowwhatimeme

bakuraryxu

the only fucking reason i use facebook is for access to memes like these

A goddess

Decadent

UH OH SISTERS! *chainsaw revving noise*

chuckyraycyrus

sassy-echidna-deactivated202202

I gotta hand it to James Charles, his makeup has really improved, I’ve never seen him look better

unconsciousearth

jaydenthorne

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

castielcampbell

this is so gross

aqueerkettleofish

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

aqueerkettleofish

It was Maggie Gyllenhall. And I stand corrected, she was 37.

ambermusicbox-deactivated202103

Damn

snowystater-blog

bitty

shitpost-senpai

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented.

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer. Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot