Lady of the Manor

my hmph meter is dangerously low dont provoke me, not that it would do anything lol. I mean ohoho.

[ojou-ego-death]

Lowkeyly I keep telling my least favorite knight to go get me eggs of increasingly dangerous monsters for breakfast to kill him off but it hasnt worked and some of these eggs are really nasty.

I said I wanted the red mountain widow maker troll omelet and he actually made it for me and im 90% sure those eggs are just made out of like stone and clay. Do you know what its like to eat clay? Honestly okay the first few bites but

[girlballs-archive]

the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you

[mochi]

[ojou-ego-death]

I'm hearing your qualms that going to the northern wastes and slaying no less than 20 ice wraiths everytime we need ice is impractical and needlessly dangerous but I do want to you to understand that youre suggesting room temperature water and it isnt even that cool in here in the first place so that temperature isnt nice.

[nightmaresyrup]

A Big, ok fine... medium-average Buff crusader man.

Puffy paints for inking, ok, not really. Itsa digital. Puffy paints might actually kill me in my sleep since it's that hard to use 🤣

[cryptotheism]

What do you mean I have to feed my warriors every day? #FAILGENERAL

[figurecollection]

[ojou-ego-death]

The prophesied hero is great and everything for taking on the demon kings 4 evil generals but does anyone else notice that they check all of my chests, trashcans,closets, and vases while theyre here???

Maybe I wanted to use that poison heal, maybe I wanted to equip that leather armor you dont fucking know.me. stop taking out my items for the royal court to see you should be solving some dumbass lever puzzle.

[cutecipher]

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this

[ojou-ego-death]

while you exclusively post 10> note flops, i just want you to know that your posts are deeply meaningful to me, my lady, and i would probably fight for you in a war for a bit or something unless it sucks.

*Wavering between executing you or sending you to the frontlines for calling my post flops* My lovely knight, notes are but just one measurement of success, a true lady only pays attention to what matters. The thrill of posting. and shortcake. and shaming commoners for existing around me.

Okay there's a lot to pay attention to but dont worry your pretty little head, our pikemen division needs someone to get hit with arrows so they dont.

[sphingidaes]

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

[sphingidaes]

I Will Die In Combat For You Mistress

[rui-cifer]

miss hero, I think we can see eye to eye here. I hold no ill will towards the average practitioners of the holy church, but something has to give. if you would just look at the ledgers of the grain distribution during disasters that clearly favors the lands ruled by influential nobles or hosting a cardinal, as well as these volumes on how labor- you're not reading all that? it's "boring"? you're saying that it's unfair for me to expect you to want to read all this when the standard of- okay fine [Goetic Catastrophe: Gremory's Endless Caravan].

[princessdraconic]

i should have been cultivating a cult around me fuuuuck i could be having shrine maidens pouring casks of wine into my mouth every fucking day i could have reshaped the agriculture in this region to facilitate this but now there's a kingdom and shit and they want me dead for melting knights

[pukicho]

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

[pukicho]

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

[pukicho]

Door break

[orcboxer]

what's up man

[daughter-of-sapph0]

come hither, my loyal knight

a little closer

perfect

*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*

[hail-the-villainess]

*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*

[ojou-ego-death]

It is sooooo embarrassing when you forgot you already went through your execution limit for the month but you keep making the motion to cut off their head to your knight.

"My princess what are you doing with your neck there...?"

Im showing my royal statue carver where I want the bust to be cut off what do you fucking think I am doing dumbass.

[estoult]

illya violence stimboard