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[mymarifae]

yall 5 seconds after you start dating someone you’ve been talking to for 2 weeks: wow i love my s/o so much!!!! i am so in love!!!!! aaaa a ahsdbsbdnsbsbdsbjdfnjdbddbdb i love them more than anything 💖💖💟💟💞💙💝💝💛💙💗💝💟💙💝💝💛🖤💛💝💙💗💚💞💛❤💕💙💖💚💗

[mymarifae]

like

a lot of you seek out romantic relationships just for the sake of being with someone romantically, rather than seeking out companionship with people you have common ground with and letting relationships form naturally. you just wanna be able to say youre in love as a bragging right. then the minute you and ur new s/o talk about more than just how in ‘love’ you are with each other, you realize youre not compatible.

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[mosrael]

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

[huffylemon]

[copperbadge]

I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. 

[ates-kadehii-deactivated2019081]

[softteddybear-deactivated202111]

gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[blossomfully]

“Sometimes you’re too close to someone to see the way they really are,“ she said. “Sometimes you love them so much that you don’t want to.”

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #296 (via blossomfully)

[batsquatchin]

[minionresearch]

[findbeautyinyourbones]

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.

[art-woonz]

Instagram: @artwoonz

[blue-240d-deactivated20200202]

i’m gonna grow so many flowers and strawberries, and be the guardian to so many honeybees. just watch me

[phsfg]

The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds

[phsfg]

I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison

[hexpress]

absolute units

[wolftyla]

Stop blocking your own blessings and progression by allowing the same unhealthy energy to leave and re-enter your life in a consecutive cycle.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[quotemadness]

“If you have been brutally broken, but still have the courage to be gentle to others then you deserve a love deeper than the ocean itself.”

— Nikita Gill