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bastian: i'm joking !! no homo
bastian: what's up big guy
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Jamison: Bad idea unless you want it all over the internet.
bastian: i'm joking !! no homo
bastian: what's up big guy
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calvin: well shit. here i am begging for some and you're just sending them to your couisins willy nilly???
calvin: #NotFair
bastian: like you don't have enough wank bank material already
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melody: first of all, why a dick pic?
melody: did she responded back at least?
bastian: i was bored
bastian: no.. is it bad
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april: oh my... that's so uncomfortable.
april: you could always say that someone stole your phone?
bastian: honestly im not so sure that'd work?? she'd probably recognize my linkin park poster
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Jamison: Good job idiot.
bastian: shut up you wish i'd sent it to you instead
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bastian: so my cousin and this girl i met last night are both named laura. guess which one i just texted a dick pic to
bastian: can't wait till our next family reunion :))
âSebastian stop,â the boy growled as he took a step towards the male. âNo I donât have a diary you asshole. I respect my dignity.â Finally the boyâs aggravation took over and he retrieved the otherâs hand. âIf youâre in such a touchy-feely mood today then touch me, not the damn books,â Calvin said in an attempt to sway the boyâs focus.
Sebastian chuckled, giving him a look of mock disappointment. He twisted his hand free and locked his fingers around Calvinâs right wrist, pinning it against the wall. âNo? I swear, you strike me as a diary type of guy. âDear diary, today I met up with Sebastian. How can someone be so handsome? Swoonââ.
âActually I didnât wear my panties today. I chose boxer briefs instead,â he sneered with a mocking tone as he rolled his eyes. With that he spun back around to face the other, âJesus fucking Christ what will it take to get you to stop feeling up all of my stuff, hm?â Calvin asked his expression growing more aggravated.Â
âWell, thatâs a shame.â Sebastian shrugged, but ended up retrieving his hand anyway, watching the other boy intently. âWhatâs your problem? You spend all this time allowing me to feel you up, but you wonât let me touch your stuff? Got a secret diary lodged in there somewhere? 'Cause you know that'll just make me more curious.â
âRight? Itâs ridiculous. Iâm half tempted to get a dog, an annoying yippy little thing, just to annoy the hell out of her. Or even add ridiculous moans and screams and shit to the banging to make her feel as uncomfortable as I feel stepping over her puke.âÂ
âYou should definitely add some moans and screams to the banging, I bet thatâd make her hella uncomfortable. Like-- six or seven times a day too.â
âItâs the second day of 2016 and that asshole in the apartment next has yet to clean up their vomit from new years eve. Itâs ridiculous. If I believed in new years resolutions, i would be the bigger person and not make a point of not banging on the wall and playing my music during the wee hours of the night.âÂ
âThis just made so much more grateful for everything in my life.âÂ
I hate when you find bruises and have absolutely no idea where they came from.
âIâm pretty sure you know exactly where they came from.â
âTouch my shit again and you wonât have any hands to touch anything with.â Calvin spat. âNot even your-fucking-self.â He pulls his book out of arms reach from the other, gripping against himself. âNow what the fuck can I help you with?â
He almost flinched at the sudden outburst, mouthing an inaudible âwowâ with a roll of his eyes. âI was just looking.·Need some help untwisting your panties, or what?â. He snickered and went back to examining Calvinâs book shelf, skimming his fingers over the rows of books just to piss him off some more.
I really want to lay out under the stars, I used to do it all the time and now I never do and I donât know where I was going with this â point is I like stars.
âSo do it. Literally, all you need to do is go outside at night. I donât see the issue here.â
since time is a made up concept and no new year can actually change your outlook on life, iâm gonna not make resolutions and instead continue to live how iâve been living
âFinally someone who understands that the new year doesnât change anything. I mean-- youâre still living the exact same life, right? If anyone really wanted to start over they should go into witness protection or something. Sigh.â
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