OkC Protips

Juliet H of Anecdating.com tries her hand at something a little more succinct. She publishes on Tuesdays and Fridays.

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Two years later and I finally get the punchline to this recurrent pick up line (for a quick recap, go here: http://okcprotips.tumblr.com/post/124063992200/hes-back)

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Protip: We can tell when you're sending out the same message to everyone who catches your eye. There's no need to confirm it by sending out the same missives again.

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"Say yes, say yes, 'cos I need to know"

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Protip: Do not presume to tell me what to do with my sexy. My sexy must flow freely!

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Protip: Most women prefer to be referred to as "a cute angle" rather than a beautiful one.

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Protip: If you're going to go down the awful, misguided path of prescriptive language use, at least follow those damned rules yourself.

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Protip: Resorting to ultimatums puts you on the back foot before you've even begun.

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Protip: If you feel the need to try multiple approaches, then it is unlikely that you have an adequate measure of the person you would like to contact. 

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Protip: Context is important; just because that pick up line works at quarter to four in the morning at a club, doesn't mean it would work online.

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He’s back! (http://okcprotips.tumblr.com/post/115033038710/protip-if-youre-confused-about-when-to)

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Protip: Avoid anthropomorphic characterizations.

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Protip: What your ex thinks no longer matters. Focus now on how YOU feel.

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Protip: Never trust your first message to a random message generator.

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Protip: If your only photo of yourself on a dating app is a flower, at least make sure the flower is in focus.

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Protip: Try harder to disguise the fact that you are a time traveller, lest you get discovered.

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Protip: [sorry, I got nothing here. Too busy taking a series of hot showers to try and rinse away the nope.]

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Protip: Check your work before you bristle at someone who is only trying to help.