bonjour

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[oken04948]

This is me already

[thickneyspears-deactivated20181]

[thickneyspears-deactivated20181]

[pinklovelypinkie]

[nailpornography]

[dumbniccc]

[theclassyissue]

[przeslodkie]

p

[genterie]

Christie Tyler (@nycbambi)

[thcartierrug]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

[unclefather]

me in 2018: miserable, trying to stay alive, dealing with my own personal demons in the most unhealthy way possible

me in 2019: choking on a coconut shrimp on a tropical island while my titties are in the breeze

[unclefather]

i choked on a coconut shrimp that i ate from a red lobster dumpster

[ketamie]

ok. *uses psycjic powers to get a headache*

[mockwa]

Before you cook fish, it is necessary to feed

[veryfunnymemes]

[acidbrains]

[acidbrains]