* country boy !

southern gothic superman oc penned by KAL, 25. est august 2018. read rules. inspired by midnight special

[okieufo]

"OH! SO when I try to tell ya’ll about Joe Exotic it’s ‘Alton stop telling us about all the drug dealers in your hometown’ but now that it’s a funny redneck documentary ya’ll won’t shut up.”

[jxckiekills]

[okieufo]

"We're breaking into Area 51?"

[okieufo]

My Alton muse rising slowly from the dead: L E X

[okieufo]

stcelisms‌:

KARA KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR DIFFERENT EARTHS TO HAVE DIFFERENT CONSEQUENCES. but where lex luthor was concerned it was better to err on the side of extreme caution. “ how can I trust you? “ she asked quietly. “ the lex I know exploits and destroys.” she ran a hand through her hair remembering how much her own doppelganger had been different from her. she breathed a deep sigh. “ I’m sorry, I guess it’s possible. I just need to make the judgement for myself. “

Alton frowned, all tight-lipped and anxious. “’s fine. I--” He laughed, ran a hand through his beard. Remembered the path he’d seen Lex starting to head down before he’d come along. The ways he’d seen him stray into the shadows after his kidnapping. “He’s been through a lot. I could-- if things had been different. ‘m not around, I guess. Your Lex doesn’t have anyone. Didn’t have anyone t’help him with Lionel or...” Or losing his hand. Or the secrets of the universe. Or Doomsday, any of it. He trailed off. Stared at his water cup. “Guess I’m more important than I thought.” A bitter chuckle.

[gothamincarnate]

EVERYTHING A GODDAMN ORDEAL IN AREA FAMILY

We Luthors are made of pretty tough and definitely expensive material.

@luthortm // @casuallyruthless // @amazonluthor // @soulsearchiings // @trueluthor // @tragicbrutality

[imameme-youreameme]

NSFW Sentence Starters

“You want me to fuck you in the ass?” 

“Can you please… stick it in my ass?” 

“You love it when I fuck you like this, don’t you?” 

“Look at me, I want to see your eyes while you suck my cock.”

“Don’t plan on getting any sleep tonight, that ass is mine.”

“Fuck ____ you’re so goddamned tight.”

“You like it like that, baby?”

“I’m going to ravish your pussy/cock/body all night long.”

“Do you like the way Daddy’s cock fills you up, Princess?”

“Your pussy feels go good clenching around me the way that you do.”

“Your cock feels so good inside my tight little pussy.”

“Your cock feels so good inside my tight little ass.”

“Suck that dick like you’ve never sucked before.”

“You love having my dick in your mouth, don’t you my little minx?” 

“No one can fuck you the way that I do.”

“Is your sweet little pussy/big thick cock ready for me?”

“Choke me while you fuck me.”

“Ride me faster… harder.”

“Mmm… fuck you feel amazing inside my pussy.”

“There’s nothing better than your fucking pussy.”

“I’m addicted to your pussy/cock.”

“How about you get on top of me and ride the fuck outta my dick?”

“Yeah… ride that dick baby.”

“Shut up and fuck me already…”

“Does that feel good?”

“Lose the pants and boxers.” 

“When you’re in a bad mood, all I want to do is fuck the bitchiness right out of you.”

“Saying stuff like that makes me want to fuck you senseless.”

“That’s it baby, suck that fucking dick.”

“Wanna go down that alley and fuck?”

“Dick this good can turn a good girl bad.”

“Fuck me harder, make me scream your name.”

“Fucking you gets better every time, I swear.”

“Fuck my pussy baby. Fuck it like you’ve never fucked it before.”

[okieufo]

Alton was still, incredibly still and silent for a moment. Simply staring at Kara and her incredibly upsetting reaction. "Not here, he's not." Alton tried to keep his voice level and calm. "He's my husband and he knows exactly who I am, where I'm from. Hell, he helped me try to figure it out before my Kara ever came along to explain Krypton to me."

[stcelisms]

алтон

[ @stcelisms ]

– RANDOM KRYPTONIANS showing up on his porch was nothing new. First Kara crashing down all breathless and excited. Telling him about a world he hadn’t ever heard of, a family he hadn’t known. They’d had pecan pie and she’d told him his birth name and why he was sent here. It was a peaceful evening.

Clark had been a bit more awkward, a bit more unsure of how to react to no longer being the last Son of Krypton. He’d been kind, been someone who understood what it was like not knowing where these powers came from. How it felt to suddenly know. Alton had been overjoyed to have a brother, had sat on the porch swing with him watching the sunset and heard Clark tell stories of growing up with his powers.

Now was a girl who looked like Kara but wasn’t. He could tell. There had been something new in his little collection of psychic links to his loved ones. This one was distant and weak, a muted grey. He’d planned to spend a few days trying to figure out just what it was before he wanted to tell Kara about it.

Now the answer stood on his front porch. He did his best to be calm and collected. The woman on his porch was scared and ready to lash out, like a cornered animal. Oh, he knew that feeling well didn’t he? Alton raised his hands carefully. <<”Hello, are you okay?.”>> He said in Kryptonian. “Hey, you alright?” He repeated in English. “I can help you. Keep you safe.” Safe from what, he had no idea. But he would.

SHE WAS FREE. kara thought she was a weapon, a tool given to a great man to cause positive change. but instead, she was manipulated by a mad man into becoming a weapon. Supergirl had been kind, she could have remained a prisoner, yet she hd been set free on the contingency that she didn’t hurt the innocent. she promised she wouldn’t.  all that was left, was discovery. there others with gifts like hers. first she visited, sam arias. a woman with a sweet daughter but no gifts. she too had been overtaken by a monster but of a different kind and name than kara. now it was time to search for this alton. she followed supergirl’s instructions and arrived at his home. unsure of her surroundings her guard was up. trust did not come easy after the ordeal she’d faced with alexander.

on instinct her fists were raised in attack position. surprisingly, kryptonian was something she could understand even in fragments. “ I am searching for alton. “ she responded in english, the kryptonian words unable to be formed. “ I do not need protection, only answers. Supergirl said you might be able to help me. “ she pointed to the door, “ do you have food? I have come from long journey and would like some chocolate. “

[okieufo]

"I have some pecan pie." Alton smiled, inviting her in. "It's sweet like chocolate." Right. Kara had mentioned another Kryptonian, hadn't she? He offered here water and sweet tea. "I'm Alton. What do you want to know?"

[stcelisms]

ALTON

[ @stcelisms ]

– ALTON HAD taken this new Kara and sat her down on his couch. He handed her a glass of water. Grabbed a mason jar of moonshine from under the sink and two glasses in case they needed it. Alton didn’t exist in her world, so that was hard enough for him to get used to. He rubbed the back of his neck anxiously, pulling his phone out. “I don’t have anythin’ here t’help you get back, I can call m’husband to see if he can help. If he can’t, we can see at the Fortress. You… have a Fortress right?”

WITH CRISIS FAST APPROACHING, KARA HAD BEEN TRAVELLING BETWEEN EARTHS TRYING TO FIND ANSWERS. the monitor seemed to be happy with her progress except now she had ended up on an earth where everything seemed to be foreign. this man claimed to be a relative of her’s but in her world she didn’t exist. kara rubbed her lips together as he handed her a glass of water she took a nervous sip before she put the glass. “ yes I have a fortress. “ kara answered, “ is your husband someone i know? “ she asked wondering if it was a name she’d recognize. 

[okieufo]

Alton shrugged. He blushed, cheeks glowing softly. What was it his Kara had said? You turn into a glowing puddle of goo anytime you talk about him. "Yeah, he's pretty famous. But I don't exist over there so maybe he doesn't..." He trailed off. "Lex Luthor? He runs LexCorp, it's a big--" He trailed off as Lex's cell went to voicemail. In a meeting. Alton decided just to text him, tell him about not-Kara. "We've been together 'bout eleven years now. We helped each other out of some really dark places. He's my rock, y'know?" Blue eyes crinkled as he smiled.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Superhero/Sidekick Sentence Starters

“Keep your head down!” 

“Jeez, what are you, my parent?” 

“I can prove to you that I’m ready for a mission!” 

“Can you teach me? Please?” 

“Why would I take a scruffy troublemaker like you in under my wing?” 

“Stop using your powers so brazenly!” 

“Are you alright?!” 

“I am NOT wearing that!” 

“Can you /please/ change your color scheme?” 

“Sorry but __ was already taken.” 

“You did good out there.” 

“Nice job! Couldn’t have done a better job myself.” 

“Woah, where’s the fire?” 

“What’s your /real/ name?” 

“Not going to lie, kid, but you wouldn’t last five seconds fighting bad guys on your own.” 

“Who let an asshole be a superhero anyway?” 

“You stole my ___ and went out on your own, didn’t you?!” 

“I told you I could do it!” 

“You have to watch for civilians while I’m engaging the enemy, alright?” 

“What’s your capture count right now?” 

“Superhero, more like superjerk.” 

“That’s so cool!!” 

“Hey, aren’t you __?” 

“I haven’t seen a hero like you before.” 

“Aw, you think you can go out and play hero with the big league. Cute.” 

“Sit still, I’m trying to patch you up!” 

“You’re a fool if you think you can go in without help!” 

“Let me help!” 

“Are you okay?”

“Haven’t seen that before.” 

“…Did I kick your ass last week…?” 

✨+ Add your own!

[okieufo]

[ @stcelisms ]

-- ALTON HAD taken this new Kara and sat her down on his couch. He handed her a glass of water. Grabbed a mason jar of moonshine from under the sink and two glasses in case they needed it. Alton didn’t exist in her world, so that was hard enough for him to get used to. He rubbed the back of his neck anxiously, pulling his phone out. “I don’t have anythin’ here t’help you get back, I can call m’husband to see if he can help. If he can’t, we can see at the Fortress. You... have a Fortress right?”

[okieufo]

i want...... threads w someone reacting to alton being in a relationship w lex like “lex luthor???” “no he’s a good guy i swear”

[okieufo]

[ @stcelisms ]

-- RANDOM KRYPTONIANS showing up on his porch was nothing new. First Kara crashing down all breathless and excited. Telling him about a world he hadn’t ever heard of, a family he hadn’t known. They’d had pecan pie and she’d told him his birth name and why he was sent here. It was a peaceful evening.

Clark had been a bit more awkward, a bit more unsure of how to react to no longer being the last Son of Krypton. He’d been kind, been someone who understood what it was like not knowing where these powers came from. How it felt to suddenly know. Alton had been overjoyed to have a brother, had sat on the porch swing with him watching the sunset and heard Clark tell stories of growing up with his powers.

Now was a girl who looked like Kara but wasn’t. He could tell. There had been something new in his little collection of psychic links to his loved ones. This one was distant and weak, a muted grey. He’d planned to spend a few days trying to figure out just what it was before he wanted to tell Kara about it.

Now the answer stood on his front porch. He did his best to be calm and collected. The woman on his porch was scared and ready to lash out, like a cornered animal. Oh, he knew that feeling well didn’t he? Alton raised his hands carefully. <<”Hello, are you okay?.”>> He said in Kryptonian. “Hey, you alright?” He repeated in English. “I can help you. Keep you safe.” Safe from what, he had no idea. But he would.

[nemfrog]

“The Nebula of Andromeda.” The beauty of the heavens. 1842. 

[heroicissm-archive-deactivated2]

@okieufo

“Merely enjoy knowledge,” claimed the business man with a slight shrug of his shoulders. Surely he couldn’t be certain that learning to speak Kryptonian would ever come in handy beyond surprising the hell out of Clark and Kara but it seemed like a good idea to learn. Perhaps being able to learn and speak it would be of great importance if someone got a hold of old technology from their home-world or when facing one of their enemies. Smart move was being prepared for everything. Anything.

Luckily he was aware of someone other than the man of steel who was native to the planet and didn’t mind teaching the language and culture of his home to outsiders. A good way to keep his origins alive. “Don’t have the most time in the world but I retain information quite well and will pour what time I can into lessons. I can pay you well for being my tutor if you are willing.”

[okieufo]

-- THE MAN in the pearl-snap shirt just stood there for a moment. Ab-so-fucking-lutely flabbergasted that Bruce Wayne was on his front porch. He shrugged, shoved his hands in his pockets. “My lessons normally last ‘bout a week. I have people stay in the guest house n’help out on the farm or w’dinner as payment. For some of ‘em it’s like a vacation.” He gestured for Bruce to come inside and placed a glass of water in his guests hands. 

“Never felt right taking money. If I charge,it means some folks don’t get to learn it if they live in poverty or somethin’.” And oh, he knew firsthand about how much rural folk often failed to get a good education. Sometimes Alton even helped cover travel expenses where he could afford to-- Lex helped with that, of course.

“Know ya probably don’t wanna leave Gotham alone for that long. But I can’t leave my farm all alone. Y’could see if someone can... keep an eye on things while you’re gone?” He was Clark’s brother after all, of course he knew about Batman. Just casually dropped it into the conversation like it was the most natural thing for him to know.

[boykeats]

BLACKLUNG by Keaton St. James