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"OH! SO when I try to tell yaâll about Joe Exotic itâs âAlton stop telling us about all the drug dealers in your hometownâ but now that itâs a funny redneck documentary yaâll wonât shut up.â
"We're breaking into Area 51?"
My Alton muse rising slowly from the dead: L E X
stcelismsâ:
KARA KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR DIFFERENT EARTHS TO HAVE DIFFERENT CONSEQUENCES. but where lex luthor was concerned it was better to err on the side of extreme caution. â how can I trust you? â she asked quietly. â the lex I know exploits and destroys.â she ran a hand through her hair remembering how much her own doppelganger had been different from her. she breathed a deep sigh. â Iâm sorry, I guess itâs possible. I just need to make the judgement for myself. â
Alton frowned, all tight-lipped and anxious. ââs fine. I--â He laughed, ran a hand through his beard. Remembered the path heâd seen Lex starting to head down before heâd come along. The ways heâd seen him stray into the shadows after his kidnapping. âHeâs been through a lot. I could-- if things had been different. âm not around, I guess. Your Lex doesnât have anyone. Didnât have anyone tâhelp him with Lionel or...â Or losing his hand. Or the secrets of the universe. Or Doomsday, any of it. He trailed off. Stared at his water cup. âGuess Iâm more important than I thought.â A bitter chuckle.
EVERYTHING A GODDAMN ORDEAL IN AREA FAMILY
We Luthors are made of pretty tough and definitely expensive material.
@luthortm // @casuallyruthless // @amazonluthor // @soulsearchiings // @trueluthor // @tragicbrutality
NSFW Sentence Starters
âYou want me to fuck you in the ass?âÂ
âCan you please⊠stick it in my ass?âÂ
âYou love it when I fuck you like this, donât you?âÂ
âLook at me, I want to see your eyes while you suck my cock.â
âDonât plan on getting any sleep tonight, that ass is mine.â
âFuck ____ youâre so goddamned tight.â
âYou like it like that, baby?â
âIâm going to ravish your pussy/cock/body all night long.â
âDo you like the way Daddyâs cock fills you up, Princess?â
âYour pussy feels go good clenching around me the way that you do.â
âYour cock feels so good inside my tight little pussy.â
âYour cock feels so good inside my tight little ass.â
âSuck that dick like youâve never sucked before.â
âYou love having my dick in your mouth, donât you my little minx?âÂ
âNo one can fuck you the way that I do.â
âIs your sweet little pussy/big thick cock ready for me?â
âChoke me while you fuck me.â
âRide me faster⊠harder.â
âMmm⊠fuck you feel amazing inside my pussy.â
âThereâs nothing better than your fucking pussy.â
âIâm addicted to your pussy/cock.â
âHow about you get on top of me and ride the fuck outta my dick?â
âYeah⊠ride that dick baby.â
âShut up and fuck me alreadyâŠâ
âDoes that feel good?â
âLose the pants and boxers.âÂ
âWhen youâre in a bad mood, all I want to do is fuck the bitchiness right out of you.â
âSaying stuff like that makes me want to fuck you senseless.â
âThatâs it baby, suck that fucking dick.â
âWanna go down that alley and fuck?â
âDick this good can turn a good girl bad.â
âFuck me harder, make me scream your name.â
âFucking you gets better every time, I swear.â
âFuck my pussy baby. Fuck it like youâve never fucked it before.â
Alton was still, incredibly still and silent for a moment. Simply staring at Kara and her incredibly upsetting reaction. "Not here, he's not." Alton tried to keep his voice level and calm. "He's my husband and he knows exactly who I am, where I'm from. Hell, he helped me try to figure it out before my Kara ever came along to explain Krypton to me."
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[ @stcelisms ]
â RANDOM KRYPTONIANS showing up on his porch was nothing new. First Kara crashing down all breathless and excited. Telling him about a world he hadnât ever heard of, a family he hadnât known. Theyâd had pecan pie and sheâd told him his birth name and why he was sent here. It was a peaceful evening.
Clark had been a bit more awkward, a bit more unsure of how to react to no longer being the last Son of Krypton. Heâd been kind, been someone who understood what it was like not knowing where these powers came from. How it felt to suddenly know. Alton had been overjoyed to have a brother, had sat on the porch swing with him watching the sunset and heard Clark tell stories of growing up with his powers.
Now was a girl who looked like Kara but wasnât. He could tell. There had been something new in his little collection of psychic links to his loved ones. This one was distant and weak, a muted grey. Heâd planned to spend a few days trying to figure out just what it was before he wanted to tell Kara about it.
Now the answer stood on his front porch. He did his best to be calm and collected. The woman on his porch was scared and ready to lash out, like a cornered animal. Oh, he knew that feeling well didnât he? Alton raised his hands carefully. <<âHello, are you okay?.â>> He said in Kryptonian. âHey, you alright?â He repeated in English. âI can help you. Keep you safe.â Safe from what, he had no idea. But he would.
SHE WAS FREE. kara thought she was a weapon, a tool given to a great man to cause positive change. but instead, she was manipulated by a mad man into becoming a weapon. Supergirl had been kind, she could have remained a prisoner, yet she hd been set free on the contingency that she didnât hurt the innocent. she promised she wouldnât. all that was left, was discovery. there others with gifts like hers. first she visited, sam arias. a woman with a sweet daughter but no gifts. she too had been overtaken by a monster but of a different kind and name than kara. now it was time to search for this alton. she followed supergirlâs instructions and arrived at his home. unsure of her surroundings her guard was up. trust did not come easy after the ordeal sheâd faced with alexander.
on instinct her fists were raised in attack position. surprisingly, kryptonian was something she could understand even in fragments. â I am searching for alton. â she responded in english, the kryptonian words unable to be formed. â I do not need protection, only answers. Supergirl said you might be able to help me. â she pointed to the door, â do you have food? I have come from long journey and would like some chocolate. â
"I have some pecan pie." Alton smiled, inviting her in. "It's sweet like chocolate." Right. Kara had mentioned another Kryptonian, hadn't she? He offered here water and sweet tea. "I'm Alton. What do you want to know?"
ALTON
[ @stcelisms ]
â ALTON HAD taken this new Kara and sat her down on his couch. He handed her a glass of water. Grabbed a mason jar of moonshine from under the sink and two glasses in case they needed it. Alton didnât exist in her world, so that was hard enough for him to get used to. He rubbed the back of his neck anxiously, pulling his phone out. âI donât have anythinâ here tâhelp you get back, I can call mâhusband to see if he can help. If he canât, we can see at the Fortress. You⊠have a Fortress right?â
WITH CRISIS FAST APPROACHING, KARA HAD BEEN TRAVELLING BETWEEN EARTHS TRYING TO FIND ANSWERS. the monitor seemed to be happy with her progress except now she had ended up on an earth where everything seemed to be foreign. this man claimed to be a relative of herâs but in her world she didnât exist. kara rubbed her lips together as he handed her a glass of water she took a nervous sip before she put the glass. â yes I have a fortress. â kara answered, â is your husband someone i know? â she asked wondering if it was a name sheâd recognize.Â
Alton shrugged. He blushed, cheeks glowing softly. What was it his Kara had said? You turn into a glowing puddle of goo anytime you talk about him. "Yeah, he's pretty famous. But I don't exist over there so maybe he doesn't..." He trailed off. "Lex Luthor? He runs LexCorp, it's a big--" He trailed off as Lex's cell went to voicemail. In a meeting. Alton decided just to text him, tell him about not-Kara. "We've been together 'bout eleven years now. We helped each other out of some really dark places. He's my rock, y'know?" Blue eyes crinkled as he smiled.
Superhero/Sidekick Sentence Starters
âKeep your head down!âÂ
âJeez, what are you, my parent?âÂ
âI can prove to you that Iâm ready for a mission!âÂ
âCan you teach me? Please?âÂ
âWhy would I take a scruffy troublemaker like you in under my wing?âÂ
âStop using your powers so brazenly!âÂ
âAre you alright?!âÂ
âI am NOT wearing that!âÂ
âCan you /please/ change your color scheme?âÂ
âSorry but __ was already taken.âÂ
âYou did good out there.âÂ
âNice job! Couldnât have done a better job myself.âÂ
âWoah, whereâs the fire?âÂ
âWhatâs your /real/ name?âÂ
âNot going to lie, kid, but you wouldnât last five seconds fighting bad guys on your own.âÂ
âWho let an asshole be a superhero anyway?âÂ
âYou stole my ___ and went out on your own, didnât you?!âÂ
âI told you I could do it!âÂ
âYou have to watch for civilians while Iâm engaging the enemy, alright?âÂ
âWhatâs your capture count right now?âÂ
âSuperhero, more like superjerk.âÂ
âThatâs so cool!!âÂ
âHey, arenât you __?âÂ
âI havenât seen a hero like you before.âÂ
âAw, you think you can go out and play hero with the big league. Cute.âÂ
âSit still, Iâm trying to patch you up!âÂ
âYouâre a fool if you think you can go in without help!âÂ
âLet me help!âÂ
âAre you okay?â
âHavenât seen that before.âÂ
ââŠDid I kick your ass last weekâŠ?âÂ
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-- ALTON HAD taken this new Kara and sat her down on his couch. He handed her a glass of water. Grabbed a mason jar of moonshine from under the sink and two glasses in case they needed it. Alton didnât exist in her world, so that was hard enough for him to get used to. He rubbed the back of his neck anxiously, pulling his phone out. âI donât have anythinâ here tâhelp you get back, I can call mâhusband to see if he can help. If he canât, we can see at the Fortress. You... have a Fortress right?â
i want...... threads w someone reacting to alton being in a relationship w lex like âlex luthor???â âno heâs a good guy i swearâ
[ @stcelisms ]
-- RANDOM KRYPTONIANS showing up on his porch was nothing new. First Kara crashing down all breathless and excited. Telling him about a world he hadnât ever heard of, a family he hadnât known. Theyâd had pecan pie and sheâd told him his birth name and why he was sent here. It was a peaceful evening.
Clark had been a bit more awkward, a bit more unsure of how to react to no longer being the last Son of Krypton. Heâd been kind, been someone who understood what it was like not knowing where these powers came from. How it felt to suddenly know. Alton had been overjoyed to have a brother, had sat on the porch swing with him watching the sunset and heard Clark tell stories of growing up with his powers.
Now was a girl who looked like Kara but wasnât. He could tell. There had been something new in his little collection of psychic links to his loved ones. This one was distant and weak, a muted grey. Heâd planned to spend a few days trying to figure out just what it was before he wanted to tell Kara about it.
Now the answer stood on his front porch. He did his best to be calm and collected. The woman on his porch was scared and ready to lash out, like a cornered animal. Oh, he knew that feeling well didnât he? Alton raised his hands carefully. <<âHello, are you okay?.â>> He said in Kryptonian. âHey, you alright?â He repeated in English. âI can help you. Keep you safe.â Safe from what, he had no idea. But he would.
âThe Nebula of Andromeda.â The beauty of the heavens. 1842.Â
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âMerely enjoy knowledge,â claimed the business man with a slight shrug of his shoulders. Surely he couldnât be certain that learning to speak Kryptonian would ever come in handy beyond surprising the hell out of Clark and Kara but it seemed like a good idea to learn. Perhaps being able to learn and speak it would be of great importance if someone got a hold of old technology from their home-world or when facing one of their enemies. Smart move was being prepared for everything. Anything.
Luckily he was aware of someone other than the man of steel who was native to the planet and didnât mind teaching the language and culture of his home to outsiders. A good way to keep his origins alive. âDonât have the most time in the world but I retain information quite well and will pour what time I can into lessons. I can pay you well for being my tutor if you are willing.â
-- THE MAN in the pearl-snap shirt just stood there for a moment. Ab-so-fucking-lutely flabbergasted that Bruce Wayne was on his front porch. He shrugged, shoved his hands in his pockets. âMy lessons normally last âbout a week. I have people stay in the guest house nâhelp out on the farm or wâdinner as payment. For some of âem itâs like a vacation.â He gestured for Bruce to come inside and placed a glass of water in his guests hands.Â
âNever felt right taking money. If I charge,it means some folks donât get to learn it if they live in poverty or somethinâ.â And oh, he knew firsthand about how much rural folk often failed to get a good education. Sometimes Alton even helped cover travel expenses where he could afford to-- Lex helped with that, of course.
âKnow ya probably donât wanna leave Gotham alone for that long. But I canât leave my farm all alone. Yâcould see if someone can... keep an eye on things while youâre gone?â He was Clarkâs brother after all, of course he knew about Batman. Just casually dropped it into the conversation like it was the most natural thing for him to know.
BLACKLUNG by Keaton St. James