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[nightween]

[thenewmemetitans]

can I please have context for this

[nightween]

context:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[seachord]

[limnaea]

What people think the x files is like:

Mulder, on the phone at 3am: Scully have you ever realized that the white pedestrian symbol looks just like the sighting of Bigfoot on the Patterson-Gimlin film?

Scully: ohmygod Mulder please go to bed

What the x files is really like:

Mulder, on the phone at 3am: Scully have you ever realized that the white pedestrian symbol looks just like the sighting of Bigfoot on the Patterson-Gimlin film?

Scully, on the phone at 3am: Mulder, of course it does. The ambulatory pattern of species descending from Homo erectus, zoological or cryptozoological in nature, does not differ. In fact, this similarity lends even more credence to the idea that said ‘bigfoot’ is just a large man in a suit. Now, please, let’s go to bed.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this except teenage me was a lost sheep who spent hours reading on wattpad before I saw the light and was guided to ao3

[soft-princesa]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 DOESN’T HAVE AN APP. AO3 DOESN’T NEED AN APP. YOU’RE GIVING YOUR LOGIN INFO TO SOME SHADY THIRD-PARTY APP THAT’S FULL OF ADS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT

[piecesofkatecreates]

Every time I watch Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose this scene kills me. It's like Mulder is a little kid in the back seat, irritating his parents on a long journey.

[writingdose]

[jrrtrek]

I love Mulder and Scully they're such absolute freaks

[aphrostiel]

muldoopy and woodscully

[ch4sethev0rtex]

The funniest thing to me is that some people see Finnick as like a teenage boy or “just a kid.” That’s a 24-25 year old man ✌️

[finnickodairaverymanlymuppet]

He baby

[im-cool-i-swear]

Whatever you do, don't think about Annie Cresta thinking Finnick was dead even before he was. Don't think about Annie Cresta finding out she's pregnant a week later. Don't think about Annie Cresta seeing Katniss and the others come home and thinking that Finnick was with them. Don't think about Annie Cresta grabbing the tiny baby booties she had on her nightstand. Don't think about Annie Cresta giggling at the thought of telling her husband he's going to be a father. Don't think about Annie Cresta running through the hospital screaming for her husband only to be sedated after seeing he isn't there. Don't think about Annie Cresta carrying her baby boy, wishing Finnick was there to see her bump grow. Don't think about Annie Cresta giving birth alone and terrified because the only person who could calm her panic attacks is dead. Don't think about Annie Cresta seeing every milestone Lucas achieves and knowing how proud Finnick would be, and knowing Finnick never even knew Lucas existed.

Don't think about Annie Cresta.

[faguettism101]

doing a rewatch marathon of hunger games rn and my omega senses are tingling for peeta

or it might be the 20h of no sleep getting to me idk

[h0w-4m-i-sti11-h3r3]

so we all agree finnick is perfectly fine in district two, married to annie, with his son and they’re so happy and jolly together, right?

[wallsofme]

Maybe I wanted to hear Finnick's ridiculous story about how a turtle swam away with his hat. Did Katniss ever think about that? No. She only thinks about Peeta.

[ahsokaoverstrand]

My fav fictional characters are always the most traumatized, powerful ones, who use sarcasm as a coping mechanism.

[everlarksupremacy]

Fun fact. The three external parties outside of the “love triangle” who know Katniss best (Haymitch, Finnick, and Prim) are all canonically Team Peeta. Common sense has so many ways of revealing itself in this series, yet many still fail to latch onto it.