riam

she/her catfishing as a sports blog

[feketeribizli]

[blunooz]

more krkn yuri doodles bc im BORED

[ayaamoo]

more like personal time difference attack on my heart 🥹

[star6olt]

redraw of the scene

[drawnbymabel]

SNACK THIEF 😾

[jeizet]

Just some roommies being clingy know

I also drew them making out on the couch but that's more boyfriends behaviour than roommate's

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

[pleasestopthese]

this is a no murderbot blog. please let me know if i accidentally boost a murderbot. they really need to start automatically labeling murderbot kills so people don’t spread them accidentally. support real hitmen!

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[okifyouinsist]

finals week vs anxetiy choose ur fighter

[kagi------kun]

hirano burying his lil head in kagi's shoulder is my favorite 🫶

[skyblueseadragons]

My art style is so inconsistent i swear I’ll stick to this one for a while

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS CONSISTENT? That’s right I’m still drawing old memes

50 likes and i do the sequel’s one

template under the cut!

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[mismedleym]

pet portraits from may! also comms are open again!

[bmbo-deactivated20250323]

The sound of rain and ocean waves bring so much inner peace.