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Hit us with your WCW.

Everything’s better with butter.

#Anonymous #he's just like lol shh no one lemme crush on them all

the-sophdawg-deactivated2015070

Fun fact: one of the most popular names for baby girls in 2014 was Sophia. Now that the year’s almost over, I think it’s time I confess that I’ve been slowly building an army of tiny little Sophias. We’re going to take over the world one day, so be prepared. It’s going to be kind of awesome.

the-sophdawg-deactivated2015070

Jackson's the most popular boy's name. I'm going to call up a friend and tell him to start an opposing army. It'll be like World War Cute.

misshalstonsage-deactivated2016

Have you ever been happy and then you hear a song or watch movie or a television or just anything really that reminds you of someone in your past and that completely changes your mood? Because I have and my day has sucked.

I'm pretty sure that happens to the best of us. Life's odd.

Right, respond in self-defense. I’m hoping they’ll hug back just because they appreciate the gesture, not because they think I’m some crazy woman, and just want to get it over with.

I would hope it's not because they think you're psycho. If it's a hospital doctor, they might call in special doctors to take you for an observation. Don't worry, though; if that happens, I'll come visit. You better share your jello.

aubreytothep-blog

Meh it’s fine, it’s not even my place so if they make a mess, it’s not my problem.

That doesn't sound half bad then. Are these kids related or are you just an awesome friend?

aubreytothep-blog

Anyone not going to Vegas looking for a fun nice of helping me babysit two funny tornadoes? There won’t be any gambling, sure, but it’ll be just as wild as a Vegas trip.

Children are messy. If you can't give them back within a few hours, you've got yourself a problem there.

This is why I love you, Kellan. If you hug someone tight enough, it’s basically an unstoppable physical reaction to hug back. You’re a genius.

Exactly! It's primal instinct, or at least a way to get the other person to let go.

Exactly! And then this leads to a whole bunch of awkward questions that shouldn’t be asked.

And the least favorite question ever? "Who are you talking to?"

stansebaz-deactivated20141221

We’re gonna have to do head counts at regular intervals.

I'm going to leave that up to you because I can't be bothered with the effort of actually counting out 50+ people.

fkamberheard-deactivated2015013

Oh ok now I get what it is. I will not however bend to your every will.

I am older than you, though, so with your logic of respecting elders, then you would have to, yes?

I have the urge to dress up as an old lady now and do that to you.

I will definitely flip the cart out of your hand.

I hate when you try showing someone a picture on your phone and then they start scrolling through your entire photo album. It’s like, “No. What are you doing? Please stop.”

I think the worst is when someone looks over your shoulder as you try to pull something up to show them. It's like... if I wanted you to see everything, I would just hand it over.

I’ve been watching Grey’s over again…for maybe the fourth time, but we’re not talking about that, and I can’t even imagine how hard it must be to do their job. Like, really any medical job. The things they see? It’s crazy. Sometimes I think my job is hard, especially when I’m spending my 20th hour on set, and I’m so tired. But the stuff they do? Just wow. How awkward do you think it would be if I just hugged the next doctor I see?

If nothing else, they'd stand still a bit confused, but if you hugged them tighter, maybe they'd hug you back.

The names weren’t the point. More that I hadn’t seen my friends in a really long time and it’s ironic how now I’m seeing them again within like a week.

Well, it seems as though you've got yourself a full weekend then.

Yes! You could use that cape like a blanket when in flight because sometimes planes get freezing!

Exactly! It would be a win/win/win. I get to save people, I get a cape AND I get a blanket without having to push the button and wait thousands of years.

@kellanlutz: rob the jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill.

#chirp chirp #this will be him on his penny winnings in vegas

yourkingmalikz-deactivated20170

Guys… the time is here. I don’t know how to feel. I feel empty, lost, I have no purpose in life. I don’t even know what to do with myself. I just watched the latest episode of Supernatural. There are no more episodes of this show for me to watch right now. There might be tears.

I'm sorry, but if you cry, I'm going to be forced to laugh, buddy. Everything's going to be okay; find something new to watch.

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