im a person

no i swear im human

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[my-dailydreams]

[targetedknowledge]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[crab-justice]

[fullfrontalfish]

Watching this forever goodbye

[fullfrontalfish]

WHOS SEXY IM SEXY WHOS SEXY IM SEXY

[monochrome-merchant]

Thats a ShrimplyBeautiful video! And that's a critically endangered cardinal sulawesi shrimp!

The accounts are run by a person named Timothy Utterback, he's a conservationist who posts videos of his shrimp "dancing" (this is how they eat!) to rave music and uses the revenue to fund their maintenance. There's typically a couple of shrimp rave livestreams a week over on tiktok, so check it out!

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[neckfat]

[randomalistic]

"It's so fucking over... My life is ruined... " ❌

Demoralizing, hopeless, no goals, gets you stuck in misery

"THIS IS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN." ✅

Confident, energizing, hopeful

Acknowledges the hardships but makes it epic

Eludes to something bigger even if you don't know what that is

You sound evil and super smart

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[bunjywunjy]

WJY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNNY

[syrcaltime]

IAMAB IM SCREAMING

[il-fangtasma]