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marisatomay

Happy Pride

#lmao

chanafehs

Palestinian Lesbians, happy pride to my Palesbians !

#gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous #art

m--bloop

The Four Seasons dir. Alan Alda (1981)

#I am a simple woman #I see carol burnett and i reblog #carol burnett #alan alda

athanza

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

#fascinating #costuming #labyrinth 1986

bowelfly

Molumbo

#molumbo #i love him #art

markovchaingang

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

#ozymandias hours once again

inkydoc

Eva "I don't have time for your petty bullshit" Stratt, my beloved

the copyright lawsuit was one of my favourite things in the book tbh, it's just so needlessly petty and exactly the kind of shit humans get up to, i loved it :D

#you wouldn’t download a car #eva stratt: i can and will download literally anything i want #eva stratt #project hail mary

paniramia

portrait i did of captain janeway!

#woe betide the recipient of that look #kathryn janeway #star trek voyager

gaphic

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

gaphic

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

#lmao

romans-art

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#oh yeah #that distant look #the eye bags #dangling cigarette #perfect rendition of the meme #one thing about Action!Janeway is she’s gonna bleed from one nostril and have a cut across her nose #art #kathryn janeway #star trek voyager

stinkylittlegnome

My favorite Tolkien illustrations by Cor Blok in no particular order:

Bilbo and Gollum. Bilbo is the moon for some reason which is cool i guess

Smeagol and Deagol. I love the seaweed in the background, great attention to detail

Frodo serving Robin Hood-realness at his and Bilbo’s birthday party. Literally iconic

Isildur taking the ring from Sauron. Its great but I would like to see more of Sauron than just his hand, because I think he has the potential to look really cool

Pippin jumping into the bath at Crickhollow… no comment

Bilbo gives the Mithril coat to Frodo. Great poses, very stiff and awkward. I like it.

The fellowship. This one is a classic.

Gandalf and the balrog. Amazing

Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. I love the way he reaches for his sword, it looks very natural

Merry and Pippin and Treebeard. I like his legs and the fact that it looks like he’s wearing shorts.

stinkylittlegnome

The battle of Helms Deep. This one is just great for a lot of reasons. I like how the orcs in the background are just happy and sad smileys. Gimli is throwing a rock at them. I don’t know who the guy with a red hat is in the background, but I love him.

Gandalf, Theoden, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli finding Merry and Pippin in Isengard ft fucked up Shadowfax. Look at them smiling!

Sam, Frodo and Gollum. Frodo got rid of his Robin Hood hat which is a shame, but Gollum with a beak makes up for it.

Eowyn protecting Theoden from the Witch King. The fellbeast is a crow or perhaps a raven. Merry is hanging on the side, stabbing Witch King in the leg and he looks amazing

Mt Doom. Frodo looks very chill about getting his finger bit off, and Sam is just kind of floating there. I love everything about Gollum

jkl-fff

They don't make art like this anymore (possibly because various laws forbid it), which is a shame.

#big fan of smeagol in all this #very shaped #art #cor blok #lotr

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

#it’s like a little treat #just for me

glumshoe

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

#lmao

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.