茨木童子

affiliated BERSERKER (IBARAKI-DOUJI) from FATE / GRAND ORDER

[okouoni]

bewitchedblade:

“You’d certainly do well in Gensokyo, wouldn’t you.”

“Why not host your own party, rather than engaging in vandalism?”

      “Engaging in vandalism is far less work.” She has a point, to be fair.

[okouoni]

Like for a short starter! Due to the nature of Ibaraki’s character she’s more likely to get along with non-humans. Humans can like, of course, but she’ll be far more guarded.

[okouoni]

     “Why are there never any parties free of humans? It’s only natural that an oni would like to revel in the pleasures that any event might offer, yet under no circumstance do I wish to attend a venue full of that filth! Maybe I’ll just burn the party down instead!” 

[okouoni]

     MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

“You mean the game isn’t just stealing them from defenseless humans?” Too late

[okouoni]

akajiso:

     True. The blood that ran through her coursed though him as well. He, too, was at times known to be a wretched miscreant that donned the vices of mankind like a mask and ran rampant with slaughter – one of their kind, only inbred and contemptible in comparison. Kotarou swallowed briefly, not looking to deny any of her rightful allegations.

    It was just the truth of things, after all.

     “Even still, I have no desire to obey any oni… – half-ling that I may be, I… am still a proud leader of the Fuuma. I won’t tarnish what little pride I have left by serving the whims of a monster… “

     “’Proud leader’? Now that’s rich! If you’re a halfling and humans raised you up to such a position... Was your birth arranged? Kahaha!” The flames that shot from her back into the shape of wings flickered, becoming fuller and fuller in appearance to signal her growing agitation. 

“Oni are greedy, there is no doubt about that -- but the atrocities humanity creates for the sake of their own greed only eclipses that of my people! In one generation they seek to slaughter the oni, the next they blend our blood into their own offspring!” She snarled as the flames grew brighter, and as they grew brighter her face became more obscured by the shadows.

“And I hardly doubt the tale of your birth is one of love.”

[okouoni]

akajiso:

     “Wh… – I didn’t agree to follow the advice. An oni’s advice, no less. Honestly… despite the fact that you’re right,” this time, “… that doesn’t mean I’d share the spoils with you… if I were looking to do that, that is. Wanting to collect sweets…. is this some sort of… in-joke? An oni joke?”

     “An ‘oni joke’? Kuh! I’m not so foolish as to expect a human to understand something like that. But you aren’t simply a human, are you halfling?” His presence made her blood boil, and his scent carried that of her kind subtly. “To think one of my own would lay with a human... Tch. If the blood of an oni runs through your veins, you have an obligation to bring offerings to the leader of the oni of Mt. Oei!”

[okouoni]

akajiso:

     And that’d mean slaying you, probably. “No… – no, I was thinking something far more… wholesome.”

     You couldn’t kill her if you tried, ninja twink.

“Sweets? Humans like sweets, don’t they? However! For the advice I demand half of what you acquire!”

[okouoni]

akajiso:

     “… pardon me for asking. What do you think… would make a fine gift for someone you haven’t seen in a long time? Ah, rather… someone you admire.”

     “You could always kill one of their enemies and bring back their corpse!”

[okouoni]

youoni:

     “Mm…” The Shuten noise of acknowledgement, as her eyes crawl across the scene. She pauses in thought a moment before a turn of her head signals her decision.

     “Only two? If there are any left behind in the fire we should collect those as well.” Shuten says while moving behind the other, readying to mount.

     Ibaraki had been content with two, but the appeal with having more was an enticing one. “Oh? Could it be that Shuten wants to pillage with me!?” A rare opportunity indeed! It hadn’t happened since they’d become Servants. Hoping down from her perch, she took her childhood friend’s hand in her own. “Quick! Quick! Before human law enforcement comes! Fufu... we’re lucky they take so long to assemble!”

[okouoni]

youoni:

     Sitting pretty on the sidewalk, Shuten’s eyes move from the fire, to the oni, to the contraptions under her FEET. She waits a moment before taking a long, satisfying….Ssssssip.

     “What are you doing, Ibaraki?”

     “Stealing, obviously!” She was as excited as a puppy and would have jumped around did she not fear the roomba she had her feet cleanly planted on running away. ”Is this not what oni do best? These are futuristic cleaning devices that will clean our home for us without effort on our part!”

[okouoni]

     “KUHAHAHA!"

Arms crossed over her chest, she slowly traveled down the street with a roomba under each foot. Grand Theft Roomba 2, but this time they’d been stolen from a store. That was a block behind her. On fire.

[okouoni]

     “Kukuku! Foolish humans! I am not even an infant!” Her cackle sounded far more menacing than she looked as a bag of candy hung from either horn atop her head, arms filled with even more. “’Your costume is so realistic!’. KUHAHA! Of course it’s realistic! It’s real!”

[okouoni]

     “Kuu... I enjoy this ‘Halloween’ event but humans use it as an excuse to constantly ask me what I’m dressed as even when I’m not in costume.” She has no problems shoving the candy she receives in her hole, however.

[neverfirst]

Poses scarily in a frilly magical girl costume. "I'm scary, aren't I Master!?"

     Who managed to trick her into doing this?

     Well, whatever. Gudako wasn’t going to waste too much time pondering the matter when she could taking advantage of it instead. The Berserker was just way too cute with that prideful scowl on her face. “Yeah! The… the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen… – hey, Ibaragin, could you do a little spin for me? Pleeease?”

[okouoni]

Spins!

[aku-no-homu]

おやつタイム by artist NAJI柳田

[okouoni]

     “Kuahaha! Cower in fear at the sight of my costume, humans!” That sure was one hell of a frilly, orange magical girl costume. It seems like someone had gone to great lengths to force her to wear it - probably by convincing her humans were scared of magical girls. “Surrender all your sweets and alcohol to me!”

[goresated-blog]

“ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀʏ. ”

“ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɢᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ʙ ᴇ ᴀ ᴜ ᴛ ʏ. ”

[okouoni]

     “Then are you among the unborn?”