Calamari Dumbass

art bloggerino: @arkticoof

[i-am-a-fish]

reblog if you don’t want to watch a family guy funny moments compilation

trying to prove a point to my youtube algorithm

[stayatsam]

yall love trans boys until they start T and get manly and hairy and grow a trans guy penis and get deep voices and some belly chub and get a fucked high sex drive and  not some “uwu space smol bean boy” that you wanna romanticize so deeply and “protect” 

whatever yeehaw 

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

Not only is this the tea, the yeehaw is the cherry on top

[vanillavillain48-deactivated201]

support trans boys 

as they become

TRANS MEN.

[stupidfusicn-blog]

Yee-and I cannot stress this enough-haw

[oktic-oof-blog]

I’m goin out for a night on the town in my

[one-gay-enderman]

MOJANG/MICROSOFT HEAR ME OUT

IF THERES AN ITEM ON THE FLOR AND A SIME JUMPS ON TOP OF IT SAID OBJET WILL NOW BE INSIDE THE SLIME, JUST LIKE ZOMBIES HOLDING STUFF

IF A SLIME PICKS UP A DYE IT WILL TURN THE COLOR OF THE DYE

[oktic-oof-blog]

YES

[internetexplorer-official]

why I hate zodiac signs part 2

me and some bitch, will be calling her karen get into a fight

karen, after it’s all over and she finally realizes she was wrong: haha sorry i can’t help it im a tauros

me: no bitch you’re an asshole

[oktic-oof-blog]

IEO in a nutshell

[vincentisagirl-deactivated20210]

[internetexplorer-official]

why I hate zodiac signs part 2

me and some bitch, will be calling her karen get into a fight

karen, after it’s all over and she finally realizes she was wrong: haha sorry i can’t help it im a tauros

me: no bitch you’re an asshole

[oktic-oof-blog]

IEO in a nutshell

[memesalldaylong]

follow memesalldaylong for more funny stuff

[alien-fanbitch]

Penetrated by the internet and Justin Bieber

[ghostswithoutjournals]

Suffocated by a cloud

[oktic-oof-blog]

Run over by a cloud

[skoggybear]

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

[skoggybear]

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

[sadmac356]

I love that

[cocoscabin]

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

[due-fantasmi]

BRING IT ON

challenge accepted 

[asktazzieandfriends-deactivated]

SURE

[goddessofwaifus]

I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE!

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Sure i’ll go for it tonight

[officialalteanlance]

Cmon lads, what have ya got?

[birbsofchaos]

Yes pls I like questions

[theofficial-plaxum-deactivated2]

Lets play a game. Ask me anything (aside from personal mun things) and if its too embarrassing to post, you win. Game on.

[this-blog-is-unactive-deactivat]

This should be fun!

[all-hail-mono-onion]

game on fuckers

[spaladoon]

@kmn-please @freakofandoms @the-kind-of-crazy @spalacloset @to-my-better-half @bakugou-klancey-lance @nicoducon @all-hail-mono-onion @allofmycleverusernamesaretaken @rincentvanuggh @dragonsareradkids @iamdarknessiamdeath @spaladin @keithislactoseintolerant @kinkkeef @kays2point0 @laterpaladudeswheee @lanceylance17

hit me with your weird shit bitchachos

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I’m gonna regret this but sure

[oktic-oof-blog]

Hmu I’m boreddddd

[donutgod1-deactivated20140913]

Unfollow me if you make fun of trans people’s pronouns or their identity

[himfromthesun-deactivated201712]

And unfollow me if you think it’s acceptable to misgender them just because you don’t like them as a person.

[jacktheriver]

thank you for sacrificing followers to fight for me and many like me.

[official-bing]

why is my hand not being held rn

[we-know-your-secrets-deactivate]

because everyone else is not my type, taken, not into me, or gay. 

[official-bing]

what does that have to do with my hand tho :

[oktic-oof-blog]

They stole your hands and are using them

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[meddlsome]

Also unfollow me if you consider it to be LGBT+ because it’s not and you’re sick bye

[cloudidiot]

IM GONNA CRY!!!!!

[cloudidiot]

please look at this….it’s going to change your life

[leolaroot]

for those nervous about clicking the link - it’s a bongo cat that you can control to play music! 

[vergeangst]

Omg this is so amazing! Its so cute and it has 3 different instruments (excluding cymbal) and its meow is so cute??? I’m McCrying

[oktic-oof-blog]

Me at 2 am after writing 3 sentences on my essay which is still not even a full page when it’s supposed to be 2 pages minimum while also feeling freezing cold and feverish:

I habe don wörK

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in Walmart - shopping for rocks with my mom and sister - but I kept getting distracted by the bikes. I was riding them through the store in glee so my mom told me to knock it off. That was when I found a huge pogo stick and decided to take it for a spin as well. Three of my old high school friends from marching band showed up and shouted, “Well look who we have here!” as I was pogo-sticking through the main aisle. I left immediately. When I got home, I went to my room, put on some funky music and rolled a fat blunt and smoked it out my window. When I looked outside again, my room had detatched itself from the house and was flying over a golf course and then over a jungle. I picked up my phone to snapchat my friends and tell them I was having a great time.

[crittizen]

shopping for rocks

[oktic-oof-blog]

Out of all the things to take from this, that’s what you take?????

[screwyouandrew]

Today’s good froggo is this friend that is trying his best with his lil legs

[outofcontextdiscord]