I came for a good time not a sad time.

pro-ship. I have chickens. B99

[birbsofchaos]

Life updates i guess:

Ive been sick, not like a cold but like properly sick. My immune system has gone to shit so im catching everything. Doctors don’t know whats wrong with me lmao

Im a legal adult now #alcoholic

I have a boyfriend been with him for over a year

Still very bi though, still comfortable with she/they pronouns

Ive been big into Genshin impact lately, though its not something i want to bring to tumblr, the discourse is bad enough of twitter

I also enjoy mcyt, but the fandom reminds me so much of VLD that its hard to want to be apart of the fandom

[birbsofchaos]

Update, dont have a boyfriend anymore LMAOOO

[birbsofchaos]

Do you still do stuff for vld?

Nope

[birbsofchaos]

Life updates i guess:

Ive been sick, not like a cold but like properly sick. My immune system has gone to shit so im catching everything. Doctors don’t know whats wrong with me lmao

Im a legal adult now #alcoholic

I have a boyfriend been with him for over a year

Still very bi though, still comfortable with she/they pronouns

Ive been big into Genshin impact lately, though its not something i want to bring to tumblr, the discourse is bad enough of twitter

I also enjoy mcyt, but the fandom reminds me so much of VLD that its hard to want to be apart of the fandom

[birbsofchaos]

I wonder if anyone still sees this account

If so

Hi!

How are you :)

[king-of-langst]

hello 👀

[birbsofchaos]

Hi!!!

[birbsofchaos]

I wonder if anyone still sees this account

If so

Hi!

How are you :)

[block-report-program]

Hey sexy xxxx

sup

[bathroomcube]

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

[diet-soap]

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

[bathroomcube]

i have GREAT news for you

[riseofthedruids]

potion of cough up blood

[hottiewitabloggie]

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

[tami-taylors-hair]

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

[ferrousferrule]

Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.

[thickness-protection-program]

[sunrisedespair]

Time for a health and safety lesson.

See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:

The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur. 

DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS. 

DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.

DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.) 

DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DON’T COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!) 

YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT. 

IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESN’T ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.) 

CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS! 

YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. 

YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME. 

I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.

TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS. 

PLEASE DO NOT DIE.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f

[lonelyassassin96]

Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise don’t know.

[bettsplendens]

I feel like the “may cause death” part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like they’d be unpleasant, but “unpleasant” doesn’t cut it. Needs to have a way bigger “THIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWED” warning. 

[birbsofchaos]

hello!

Hi!!!!!!

[birbsofchaos]

Hi

[birbsofchaos]

Someone: what’s your favourite ship?

Me, a multishipper:

[birbsofchaos]

I LOVE YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY BBY

Thanku fam 💕

[catchymemes]

Reblog this last

[catchymemes]

Reblog this second

[catchymemes]

Reblog this first

[birbsofchaos]

I have a twitter, its @ash_birb for anyone who wants to give me a cheeky follow

Linked is my latest tweet. Im not that active on tumblr but ill try to be on twitter. I just post life stuff

“I was asked to be an associate judge at pakenham show this year and it was just cancelled due to the coronavirus and the PM’s ban on mass g

[birbsofchaos]

Sheep stuff, chicken/birb stuff, updates on my life if anyone gives a shit 🤷🏼‍♀️

[birbsofchaos]

The whole gang :D

[pyronado-moved]

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!