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herpsandbirds

Indian Bullfrog (Hoplobatrachus tigerinus), mating, family Dicroglossidae, India

In the breeding season, the males turn bright yellow.

photographs by Gursewak Singh

plaguedocboi

It’s time

snototter

A locale of the strawberry poison frog (Oophaga pumillo) possibly Oophaga pumillo "Bastimentos cemetery" in Panama

by Art

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

screwyouandrew

I've gone to war over this cause on this site for over half a decade and I ain't stopping now

#you're basically facilitating a species being invasive #if you want that kind of enrichment feed your cat a damn bug

homeofhousechickens

Oh baby fight

homeofhousechickens

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

homeofhousechickens

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

ilovecoelacanths

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

3lianavdraws

Some little frogs

couldntbedamned

If you come across anyone who starts off with "Scientists don't want you to know..." you need to understand that they're lying. They're completely full of shit and working a grift.

Because they've never met or spoke with a scientist.

Scientists WANT YOU TO KNOW. Scientists want you to know SO MUCH. Scientists would be THRILLED to teach you EVERYTHING they know in EXPLICIT DETAIL. Scientists LOVE to share information and their findings and their theories. They don't want to hide anything, ever. They are SO HAPPY to share.

ashenmind

easilydistractedbybirds

Couple of American Bullfrongs

pinkofibers

Wyoming Toad (Anaxyrus baxteri)

former range: Mortenson Lake NWR, Wyoming, US

captive population: ~1500 individuals

no self-sustaining wild populations currently

(Sara Armstrong)

"Mostly Dead is Slightly Alive" now available

natoraptor

“Tour Guides”

-2026

I may need some extra support because I got approved for DV emergency housing, when it comes to my animals. I will have the time to draw, sew, do little things like that to help support myself as I'm here because it takes a flat percentage rate and I need to afford their care.

I'm going to possibly fuck myself over here and give my contact information to anyone who dms me, comments, whatever for their sake. If it helps I used to hand illustrate holiday cards for family members who forgot to stop at Hallmark (better anyways) to give to my other family. I just need to figure out some kind of side work so I can support the cost of food and moving for my babies.

Love you all