I WILL eat your bird seed

its me i'm andrew pls stop asking 

[bonjourmelodie]

My nighttime porch cuties in their pool <3

[t00thpasteface]

me if i was a lobsta

[screwyouandrew]

Mood stabilizers are so fucking stupid, I asked and was upgraded from olanzapine by my psych because of my most recent manic episode, but I still feel like I have the same amount of control over my emotions as I did before. My mood might be stable and more consistent but now it feels like I have to choose between being the town freak or being consistently miserable and waking up in the morning feeling like it's a punishment for some crime I committed in a past life. Yeah, the whiplash is over, but I'd rather feel pain than be unable to feel anything at all, the monotony is just making me more delusional in the long run and despite being on antipsychotics it feels like the realization that I have to be on this med that'll make me get Alzheimer's by my 50s or risk making horrible decisions all the time for the rest of my life is slowly driving me to madness

[screwyouandrew]

The cross I have to bear not being an unaware dumbass, but a self aware dumbass

[screwyouandrew]

You ever looked up from the bottom of the hole you've dug for yourself only to realize you can't see the sky anymore?

[mevil]

[mellifexfarm]

eewwwew #mybroodpatch

[helpeverythingiscats]

@pangur-and-grim this is so belphegor-coded

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[screwyouandrew]

Okay so sometimes I need to eat copious amounts of ....herbal....gummies for Endo pain and wake up with stupid thoughts. Here is one now:

I'm out here wondering, when did bird shit start looking like that from an evolutionary standpoint, did archaeopteryx also just kind of dump whenever they wanted with reckless abandon, and have it accidentally land on other unsuspecting creatures like pigeons and seagulls these days?

Yeah, reading it again that's a silly shitty question

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[great-and-small]

A tragic scene:

My turtle notices the blueberry I put out for him but in his excitement he drops it into his pond. He considers a recovery mission on his own, then turns to me for assistance instead.

Fear not- the berry was retrieved and the turtle was able to enjoy it as intended

[gemwolfz]

i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[great-and-small]

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

[teaboot]

Those is some weird alligators

[likesplatterpaint]

How do you put a dream achieved into words?

Welcome home, long awaited baby.

[enchantedbook]

Τhree Frogs Beneath the Moon From Brehms Tierleben (Brehm’s Animal Life), c. 1890–1900 Artist: Schmidt Wood engraver: K. Jahrmargt

[screwyouandrew]

Still can't believe that I somehow got real documentation designating Spinach as an emotional support toad

It's such a flex, I might be the first guy to have that paperwork cause I sure haven't heard of anyone else with it before