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honeyvoicedfem

the idea of being vague & mysterious is appealing to me, but i overshare every day

disgruntledexplainer

listerineoriginal

The changes took the number of videos on the website from 13.5 million videos down to a little under 3 million.

disgruntledexplainer

the coomers are in mourning.

sugluvgalaxy

Its like a choir of cherubs.

How to covertly hide guns around the house.

teaboot

My old man once said to me, “your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?”

So, I told him, “they’re not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don’t, and I was wondering why, so I asked you.”

And he said, “that makes no sense,” and for the life of me I can’t understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process

fanonical

sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse

veronicamarsbars

if you sexualise/romanticise the relationships between the boys in The Lord of the Rings, then you clearly don’t understand that Tolkien is portraying brotherhood, the importance of friendship and, ahem, Fellowship, and what masculinity should look like.

tlaquetzqui

Tumblr: It’s so disgusting how Western culture won’t let men express affection or emotional vulnerability without saying they’re gay.

Also Tumblr: Legolas and Gimli, Frodo and Sam, and Merry and Pippin are all clearly gay couples.

no-mere-mortals

Tolkien: watches his school friends die horribly in WWI, feels immense guilt for the deaths of the “lower class” men put in his command and writes a series of books where this time the friends live and the true hero is a working class character who gets to come home in the end

Tumblr: there is literally no heterosexual explaination for this

autumnal-thunder

“Why can’t it just be a virus plus the natural tendency of humans to move toward authoritarianism in times of crisis?”

elgleko

the modern feminist movement is a failure because instead of saying “the work that women are already doing is valuable and should been appreciated by society” they said “society already values the work done by men therefore to be valuable women need to do the same kind of work”

elgleko

since this is gaining a small bit of traction i just want to clarify: i have nothing against women in traditionally male careers. in fact, i myself am in a traditionally male field (architecture)! and i’m glad that those doors have been opened because that was an area women were shut out of for so long. but women shouldn’t have to be in these fields to be considered valuable by society. we’re valuable by default.