A Door on Other Time

NEVER ASK

A woman her age

A man his salary

An elf-racist what shape his girlfriend's ears are

siryouarebeingmocked

Does this mean an elf who is racist, or someone who's racist AGAINST elves?

Both. Never ask a Thalmor why he knows how to cook Hammerfell cuisine; never ask a Stormcloak why there’s an alrathith in his wagon.

swedishjazz

inthefallofasparrow

moran-with-a-g

Sighhhhhh

iswearbyalltheflowers

Antizionism is worse than other antisemitism. It’s unfair to hate Jews because of Hollywood or Wall Street sleazeballs, for example, but you are at least judging the group by its real bad members. Antizionists hate Jews for *checks notes* retaliating, very restrainedly, for one of the worst peacetime massacres in a generation.

grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"

A man walks into a beam and says "My eyes!"

A man walks into a pole and says "Przepraszam."

salt-n-tigers

Lemme look something up real quick……..

goulashforce

I assure you sexual activity is necessary for our shareholders

thememedaddy

We were still doing this in my town well into the 2010s…

nostalgicamerica

oww666

Beet juice can help lower blood pressure due to its high nitrate content, which promotes blood vessel relaxation and improved blood flow.

you mean I've been drinking 2 glasses a day of that foul tasting crap when I could have been eating BACON morning noon and nite ?

junglejim4322

Something that I have noticed is I know almost nobody my age that goes to a food pantry. I know people who regularly run out of money for food and in general have to eat an unsuitable diet because that’s what they can afford and they still don’t go to a food bank, im not sure if it’s because they’re embarrassed or maybe if you didn’t grow up going you don’t know much about it but if you’re financially struggling I really recommend it. And look into other options for food assistance too like community fridges and gardens and other programs that can assist you, where I live Salvation Army pays for an allotted amount of grocery delivery for low income people every month, in the summer farmers take excess produce to the library to be taken by anyone who needs it, etc. There are a LOT of resources for free food that you can look into especially if you are literally not eating because of your financial situation

junglejim4322

Btw if you have dietary restrictions you can often let them know and in many cases they’ll prioritize certain items for you

realmarysue

Global map of community fridges

Urban Harvest - global foraging maps

Food Not Bombs Global Chapter Locations (mostly vegan!)

USA - Find your local food bank

USA - Meals on Wheels free or reduced cost food delivery (age usually 60+, check your specific area's eligibility

hometoursandotherstuff

Cthulhu was vigintillions (10⁶³) of years old, and the only reason it took him that long to place his madness in the minds of men is there weren’t any.

"Home Depot murder in Pleasanton, California. Employee Blake Mohs, 26, was shot and killed by shoplifter Benicia Knapps, 33, who also had a toddler with her. Knapps is eligible for parole in 17 years."

"Marseilles. France. The French port city is now a major narcotics hub. Last year, a 15-year-old was stabbed and burned alive as drugs, violence, and murders hit record highs."

“Now” isn’t really the word. Marseilles has been involved in various kinds of smuggling pretty much as far back as we have records of it—the Romans knew it as a very rough place, and it was Greek, Punic, and Gaul before them.

It might currently be unusually bad even for Marseilles, though.

Newly released CIA documents reveal that during the Biden Administration they identified “motherhood” and “homemaking” as indicators of “white racially and ethnically motivated violent extremism”.

Zero white-on-black

"No white-on-black homicides were found in the USA during the month of June 2026. However, 20 black-on-white killings were discovered; 22 after the conviction of a black murderer and the sentencing of another killers are included."