Old Dreary Lane

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[bitchycode]

[animusrox]

[cryptid-sighting]

I think this is the only time in the show’s history that Hannibal was truly thrown by something a guest said.

[mothmansummer]

Hannibal spent years putting up with the weirdest stupidest shit and was defeated by a man who didnt kno there were 2 koreas

[task-mismanager]

[stability]

[justatrashboat]

[lookataleaf3000]

Not to be an anarchist on main but we should all have free time and space to make things and be creative

[497120120-deactivated20150304]

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

[harrystylesnotedaquarius-deacti]

Hozier really went into the countryside for 4 years and yelled and came back politically charged, angry at god, and horny on main

[himbokutokou-deactivated2021082]

and he did it for us

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

[toastbutteregg]

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

[thebootydiaries]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[thebootydiaries]

my kids:how did you meet mom?

me:well you see...i thirst followed her on tumblr

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[skiitter]

just dirty enough to be a goblin