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[oldduderonomy]

NO MINORS ALLOWED!!

about oldduderonomy

Nicknames: Dude, Duder, Duderonomy, the Dude

Pronouns: He/Dude/They/She

Orientation: Evolving, acespec, panromantic

Roles: Sadomasochist, Bottom-leaning Switch

Looking for: Folks 21+ to be horny with, Tops/Switches, Sexting, Roleplay, Friends, Community

Asks and DMs are open ;) Feel free to degrade me or command me to do something silly

More info below:

Accepted Terms

T-dick, boypussy, pussy, clit, lips, tits, chest

Boy, pretty boy, man, enby, girl, lady, femme, slut, loser, wimp, geek, freak, fag(got), t-fag, pussy, hole(s), schoolyard insults

K!nks

Bullying (humiliation/degradation)

Wedgies (other similar bullying)

Body writing

Being a brat

Cunt/Ball-busting (light)

Nipple play/t0rture

Butt plugs (and similar toys)

Crotch rope and predicaments

Ice cubes

Clit/Nipple pumping

Spanking (bare bottom, pussy/clit spanking)

Marks (bruises, hickeys, palm prints)

Face-sitting/smothering

cnc/dubcon

No-no’s

Sc@t/Pissing

Insertion (few exceptions)

Bodily fluids (other than my own)

Breeding

Bl00d or serious injury

Age play

Race play

**if these show up reblogs, it’s b/c unforch for me sometimes my interests overlap with things im not as interested in. not into them, but we do what we can

Happy to chat with folks, get to know and relate experiences. Happy to hop right into sexting, but be prepared for me to lay some boundaries if we’re in the wrong ballpark. Folks of all genders welcome.

[celestios]

[queeranarchism]

Let me settle the 'is it fetishism and is it bad?' debate once and for all:

Being attracted to any kind of body is normal. Fat bodies. Trans bodies. Disabled bodies. All normal. Being extra attracted to a specific kind of body is normal too. Totally normal to have a type.

Not unlearning the societal stigma attached to those kinds of bodies, the people who inhabit those bodies, and the people who fuck them, to the point where you do any of the following:

Only want to date/fuck the person in secret.

Reduce the person to the feature that you desire and ignore the rest of who they are as a person.

Expect the person to be a walking porn fantasy instead of a real person with their own sexual preferences and boundaries.

Would no longer love the person if the stigmatized aspect of their body changed.

Consider yourself superior to the person, think the person should be 'grateful' that you love their body, etc.

See the person as a temporary adventure while planning to eventually settle down with someone whose body isn't stigmatized.

Is bad and harmful and you shouldn't be dating anyone until you've worked on your shit, because this makes you a very terrible partner. This doesn't mean you are a bad person with bad-fetishist-desires who can only desire people badly, it means you need to unlearn societal stigma so you can be a better partner to the people you desire.

Thank you for coming to me ted talk.

[wedgiepsychology]

[patriarchy-house4]

Now bark to be let in

[professordenial]

For the wedgie girl fans. And the puppies too.

[hxrnyandslxtty-foryou]

i desperately need this

[correctingcuntboys]

Let's make something perfectly clear.

You're not a pathetic cuntboy just because you have a vagina. There are men with vaginas who are 100% manly. You're just not one of them.

You're a pathetic cuntboy because your vagina gets wet at the thought of one of these men telling you that you are a pathetic cuntboy when they look at that sloppy cunt between your legs. Men don't get wet thinking about that - pathetic cuntboys do.

You are a pathetic cuntboy.

Now reach between these pretty thighs and tell me why your cunt is wet.

[d0e-eyed-des]

If thighs weren't meant to be grabbed and bitten then why are they so soft and sweet and nice to grab??? Huh?? Riddle me that

[meatexe]

got the hardest slap i’ve ever experienced in my life n it made my cheek immediately hot n i could feel my heartbeat in my eye n there were lil swimming stars in my vision n they just went “aw baby did that one hurt?” n i cant stop thinking abt the sweetness in their voice its gonna haunt me forever

[needybunn]

imagine getting pantsed and when you bend over to pull them back up you get a hard wedgie that launches right into your cunt

imagine getting tied up and left hanging with your pants around your ankles

[needybunn]

someone coming up behind me to reach into my pants and give me a harsh frontal wedgie while holding me in place. pulling higher and yanking harder. telling me to fuck my panties til i cum. struggling and squirming while my pussy is getting flossed. after i cum, they take my soaked panties off and stuff them into me, leaving a bit dangling out. putting me into another pair of panties and making me wear a shoulder wedgie under my clothes securing the panties stuffed inside my pussy. putting my tight jeans on over so it’s impossible to pick. making fun of me and telling me that i’m a pathetic pantyfucker. making me walk home like that. once i get home i have to get out of my panty prison and pull those panties out of me.

[needybunn]

imagine going into a strict professors office hours. sitting across their desk while they lay out the ways you are failing and disappointing them. shaming you so thoroughly before sighing and getting up.

pulling out rope from their desk drawer and ordering you to spread your legs in the chair so they could tie your legs apart. when they kneel down to tie your ankle to the chair leg, they tell you exactly how they’re gonna punish you. they work on tying your wrists to the chairs arms. disappearing behind you, they reach down to yank your panties and hook them over the chair. they pull the front of your shirt over your face and head, exposing your nipples and degrading you. they pinch and twist your nipples harshly. you hear a few of their footsteps and rummaging before they come back to yank your head back by your hair. they pull your skirt up to feel around between your legs. a sharp smack straight on your cunt from a wooden ruler makes you cry out. again and again, vicious pain blooming, reddening your cunt. they yank the front of your panties up to show off your swollen, abused pussy. you’re being sawed in half by your own panties, while your professor tells you how pathetic you are. they deliver a few slaps across your face to drive it home but it really only makes you wetter.

they untie you before you could even beg to cum. they pull your shirt back down for you and straighten out your skirt but force you to keep your wedgie in, with your panties sticking out all stretched out. they tell you that this office hours appointment only covered five percent of their grade and that you’d have to come quite a few more times to pass. they watch you shakily stand up from your seat, and waddle out the door. everyone in the hallways snickering and laughing.

[obedient-slave]

[queervolutionarysex]

Val Martin and Chris, photographed by Jim Wigler.

Excerpt of the accompanying text by Robert Payne.

Featured in Drummer 60, January 1983.

[beemovieerotica]

[stinky-ouppy]

Being pushed onto your knees and having bulge rubbed in your face and nuzzling and kissing at it through his jeans. Hm…

[tenaciouscnc]

[hxrnyandslxtty-foryou]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a bondage scenario i’ve wanted to be in more

[sylusx01-deactivated20260515]

fuck need a girl in just a skirt and nothing more grinding her pussy against my thigh, while my hands are on her ass, swollen lips from my rough kisses; moaning my name and hickeys/ bites covering her neck, shoulders while sucking her pretty delicious tits while her fingers grip my hair

fuckkkk need ittt

[bound-by-the-devil]

If you're a silly little thing who gets off on the idea of big, mean perverts forcing you to be their property, then you're legally obligated to reblog this.

[sadclownsupportgroup]

if you see this while you're touching yourself you have to reblog it so everyone knows, them's the rules