Long before I realised what a diaper was, i had a teenage obsession with plastic pants
I remember buying them with my pocket money and hiding them in my room
This was before shopping online was a thing and when big department stores used to sell everything. I used to get so nervous in the store in the baby section when I went to buy a pair of plastic pants
I would circle the display where they kept the plastic pants checking that no one was around who might recognise me
I would then pick the largest size of plastic baby pants that they had. Always soft transparent plastic
And I would make my way as fast I could to the check out
My heart would be beating so fast as I handed over the plastic pants and my cash payment to the ladies at the cash register (this isn’t sexist they were always older ladies!)
I had this story pre-arranged in case they asked me why I was buying baby pants. I would say my Mom had sent me to buy some for my baby brother.
And I fantasised that one of the stern looking ones would ask me if I needed help and whether the plastic pants were really for me and perhaps in that case I needed help trying them on and would spank me for being naughty and telling fibs
Of course they never asked. I wonder if they ever suspected. And I wonder how many other teenagers surreptitiously bought their plastic pants this way!
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