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the signs surprising flaws

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Aries: Can be over emotional. Hides it with quietness.

Taurus: Can push themselves too hard.

Gemini: Think so much about everything they end up being a pessimist.

Cancer: Very, very manipulative.

Leo: Insane need for affection and acceptance.

Virgo: Is very bitter and VERY stubborn. Not easy to deal with.

Libra: Lies about who they are so they can fit in.

Scorpio: Like Aries, is over emotional but hides it with apathy.

Sagittarius: Lies to people by saying they love them when they really don't.

Capricorn: Hides their emotions and puts people off by being bitter and sarcastic.

Aquarius: Can have a hard time saying "no". Cares about what people may think of their actions.

Pisces: Can be somewhat selfish when it comes to other people's feelings.

Mercury + Communication

Aries: Give it to me straight. Get to the point. Say it like you mean it. No nitty gritty bullshit, give me the meat of what you are saying.

Taurus: Ease me into what you’re trying to say. Keep the communication on a practical level. No abstract ideas, ground your words into the earth and I’ll understand.

Gemini: However you want to explain this to me is good. I am very interested in your words. I can receive this any way you want to explain it.

Cancer: Communicate it to me in a way that you know I can receive. Your words strike emotional chords in my body. Be gentle as I digest it.

Leo: Can you explain this to me in song? Or pictures? Or dance? No? Okay well just make me feel like what you are saying holds relevance to my life and I am open ears. Also.. MAke it exciTING !!

Virgo: Please lay out the details for me. You speak a word and I find a million questions for clarity. I want to hear and understand everything about what you are communicating to me. Don't be vague.

Libra: If you really want me to hear you.. Don't be to brash, or dramatic, or all over the place. Please be concise and balanced with your communication. I appreciate what you have to say, just keep it level headed.

Scorpio: I want to know the truth. Give me the fucking truth. I want to know the depth. What is behind your words? What is your motive with these words? Don't you dare lie to me. I will always find out your truth.

Sagittarius: Give me the big picture, the philosophical concept, the dream. Ignite me with your words. Expand my mind with your communication.. I am so open.. Just don't bore me. I need a sense of purpose to listen.

Capricorn: If you want me to take you seriously, know your shit. Communicate factually in a mature manner. If you want me to hear you without judgement, your words must impress me. I don't have time for the wishy washy wandery words. Get to the point.

Aquarius: Please communicate this to me in the most abstract conceptual way you are able. If you want me to receive your communication I need to be met with intellect that causes me to really think over your words.

Pisces: Explain it to me in a story. I can't understand all of your crazy ass details. I need you to paint me a picture with your words.

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Kisses with the Signs

Aries: Tries to be gentle but gives you a hickey

Taurus: Cautious but determined

Gemini: Cute, simple, bubbly like their personality

Cancer: Lingering and soft. Looks into your eyes endearingly

Leo: Rough. Knows what they’re doing

Virgo: Random pecks

Libra: Playful as hell

Scorpio: Hot. Spicy. Red.

Sagittarius: Spontaneous, off guard kisses that make it wonderful

Capricorn: They’re nervous, but actually super skilled at kissing

Aquarius: Always kisses like it’s the last give they’ll ever give you

Pisces: Sweet like a cookie and them

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The signs on Valentine’s day

Aries: no *rolls over and sleeps*

Taurus: has their best friend as their Valentine unironically and ironically

Gemini: “oh baby I love you” “flowers! aww you shouldnt have!” *cringes*

Cancer: middle aged married couple who eat takeout at 11pm

Leo: secretly wishing cupid will shoot an actual arrow into their heart and fucking kill them

Virgo: *gets flowers from someone* *they were from mom* *thanks mom*

Libra: actually has a Valentine. cute af with little present exchange

Scorpio: alone again hahaha *tears* *eats a kisses*

Sagittarius: just waiting until the 15th for discount candy day

Capricorn: *wishing for a Valentine but accepts the fact they wont get one*

Aquarius: dresses up as a cupid and shoots plastic arrows at people

Pisces: prints out pages and pages of funny Valentine’s day cards

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poets born under each sign

aries: robert frost

The best way out is always through.

taurus: william shakespeare

My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.

gemini: walt whitman

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

cancer: pablo neruda

But wait for me, keep for me your sweetness. I will give you too a rose.

leo: charles bukowski

attend the boxing matches, go to the racetrack, live on luck and skill, get alone, get alone often, and if you can’t sleep alone be careful of the words you speak in your sleep; and ask for no mercy no miracles;

virgo: mary oliver

You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.

libra: e.e. cummings

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling)

scorpio: sylvia plath

I wait and ache. I think I am healing.

sagittarius: emily dickinson

I dwell in possibility.

capricorn: edgar allen poe

Ah, dream too bright to last! Ah, starry Hope, that didst arise But to be overcast! A voice from out the Future cries, “On! on!“—but o'er the Past

aquarius: langston hughes

Hold fast to dreams For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird That cannot fly.

pisces: jack kerouac

This transcendental Brilliance Is the better part (of Nothingness I sing)

how the signs laugh

Aries: has a loud laugh, but it's so contagious. you can't help but laugh too

Taurus: they either giggle cutely or cackle loudly. no inbetween.

Gemini: they stomp their feet and move their whole body when they laugh. their mouth is usually wide open while laughing too

Cancer: they usually just chuckle, but when you really make them laugh, they can't stop. they are on the floor laughing so hard

Leo: their laugh is so enchanting, it makes you want to make them laugh again. it's contagious as well. it's not too loud but it's not too quiet.

Virgo: they usually cover their mouths when they laugh, and their laugh is really delicate but hearty

Libra: they also cover their mouths when they laugh, but it's a tinkling kind of laugh. it sounds like bells ringing

Scorpio: they have a barking, hearty laugh that sounds really genuine. they throw their head back and their whole body moves

Sagittarius: they usually just snicker or chuckle, but when they really laugh, their eyes are screwed shut and they are howling with laughter

Capricorn: they chortle and chuckle. they also have their eyes closed, and usually slap their knee or clap

Aquarius: their laugh is so light it's almost as if you miss it, but you can't wait to make them laugh again. it's also very contagious. they usually clap when laughing too

Pisces: giggles and cute snickers, until they are howling and roaring with laughter and rolling on the floor