Drinking was never something you ever really did, you were a busy woman, helping Bruce run Wayne Enterprises, raising four young men, and helping the big bad bat at night. Drinking just never really fit into the equation. That is until tonight. Tonight you were at a charity gala in Metropolis, just you and Bruce, leaving the kids to watch over Gotham.
“I don’t remember the last time we had a night to ourselves.” Bruce said handing you a glass of wine then taking a sip of the whiskey he had for himself.
“I know, it’s nice isn’t it?” You said kissing your husband taking the drink from his hand. “Thank you my love.” You say taking a sip of the sweet wine.
“It’s very nice. I think we should enjoy it.” Bruce said leading you to the dance floor. You two did in fact enjoy the gala, the two of you danced, had some drinks with a few of your favorite daily planet reporters, and enjoyed your carefree night. Although maybe you enjoyed the night more than Bruce.
You two got into the hotel room and you were stumbling around the room causing Bruce to emit a low chuckle. “Darling, I think you need to sit down.” He said as he put an arm around your waist trying to keep you up right.
“Brucie! Look there’s wine!” You said pointing to the bottle the hotel had left for the two of you. You looked at him with pleading eyes begging for a glass.
“I think you’ve had enough.” He said with amusement in his eyes. He can’t remember the last time he’s seen you so tipsy, it must have been years ago.
“Bruce. I run a company, I’ve raised four children, and I’ve been married to you and your alter ego for fifteen years now. Now I love all of that, but let me tell you, it’s exhausting and I deserve a drink.” You said causing him to laugh.
“So being married to me is exhausting?” He asked jokingly.
“Bruce Wayne loving you is the most rewarding thing in my life.” You said stumbling forward into his arms. “But I think it’s fair to say watching you fight insane clowns and crazies in costumes all these years warrants a drink.” You said kissing his lips, he kissed you back softly, tasting the wine from your previous drinks.
“Fine, but you have to at least sit down.” He said as he poured the wine in the glass. He handed you the glass and you immediately went towards the chair closest to you, falling backwards onto it, you legs hanging off the back. “(Y/N) what are you doing?” Bruce asked as he watched you drink your wine upside down.
“Sitting down.” You said making him laugh, he walked towards you and bent down in front of the chair stoking your face gently.
“Oh darling, you never even have to try. I fall in love with you more everyday.” He said placing a kiss to your forehead. That night consists of Bruce watching over you to make sure you were okay and didn’t get hurt.
You were having a bad day to say the least. Work was terrible, nothing seemed to be going your way. So all you wanted to do was cuddle up with Dick on the couch and watch your favorite show with a glass of wine.
So when you got home, you were a little sad to see Dick was still on patrol. So you poured a cup of wine and decided to wait for him. One cup of wine turned to two then to three then to four. Somewhere in those four cups of wine you decided you wanted to surprise your boyfriend by dressing in your favorite sexy black lingerie but by the fifth cup you decided to cover yourself with a black robe and watch friends.
“PIVOT. PIVOT.” You laughed hysterically as Ross yelled at the rest of the group as they were trying to move the couch. You were so engulfed in your show you completely didn’t hear Dick walk in.
He walked up behind you to give you a kiss on your head when he spotted your half empty bottle of wine. “Oh boy, someone’s been enjoying herself.” He said kissing the top of your head.
“DICKIE! YOURE HOME!” You said as you turned around on the couch and drunkenly tried to jump into his arms, which looked more like an awkward stumble. of course Dick caught you with ease, and it was just then that he realized what you were wearing.
“I am, and you look amazing.” He complimented as he drank in how your body looked in your lingerie. He looked back up at your face and saw you looking goofily at him.
“I got all dressed up for you.” You told him as you unraveled yourself from his arms. You got off the couch and began to cat walk around the apartment and pose every now and again to model your outfit. Dick watched with amusement in his eyes, of course you looked absolutely ravishing but your drunken stumbling couldn’t help but bring a smile to his face. You went to do a spin but unfortunately you over estimated your ability to do so in your condition so you lost your balance and fell over. But before you could touch the ground a strong pair of arms caught you. You looked into your boyfriends smiling and saying “You caught me.”
“I’ll always catch you.” He promised placing his lips to yours in a loving kiss. He lifted you back to your feet and held you close to him whispering in your ear “I think it’s time to get you to bed babe.” And affectionately placing a kiss on your cheek.
“But babe! We have to watch Ross, Chandler, and Joey Pivot!” You whined pointing to the television show you were watching.
“Of course, how could I forget about how important pivoting is.” Dick said as he lifted you to the couch, where you fell asleep in his arms watching the show. Dick smiled down at you kissing the top of your head before whispering a sweet “I love you” and carrying you to bed.
Jason managed to convince you into going to a party Roy was throwing, so here you two were, surrounded by loud music, alcohol, and tons of people. You weren’t much of a partier but after a few drinks you started to loosen up.
You were currently singing the wrong words to the song at the top of your lungs and jumping around and dancing with Jason, who has only had one shot. He’s spent most of the party watching over you and talking to Roy.
Jason was holding your hand and twirling you in circles as you laughed. He pulled you into his chest and held you tight against him. “Are you having fun Angel?” He asked looking into your intoxicating eyes.
“So much fun Jay! I never want to leave!” You said in a happily drunken time, making Jason laugh. He held your hip firmly and pulled you into a kiss short but passionate kiss. You smiled and eyes him lovingly as you pulled away and pecked his lips one more time before fully pulling away. “Now lets go find Roy and destroy him in beer pong.” You said excitedly pulling Jason through the crowd.
Your enthusiasm made him laugh “That’s my girl!” He said encouraging your spirit thinking you could beat Roy at beer pong. Oh and boy was Jason right to doubt you. Roy absolutely crushed you, twice.
“T-that’s not fair-r JASON he cheated!! I want a rematch!” You said running to your boyfriends arms. Jason smiles and gently shook his head before saying
“No baby I don’t think you should play another game.” He held you up since you were a little wobbly “I think it’s time for us to actually get going.” He tells you and you immediately frown.
“But Jay I don’t wanna go!” You argues trying to pull away but clumsily fell to your butt due to how intocicated you were. Jason decided it would be much easier to lift you up and throw you over his shoulder to get you out of there. “Wee!” You said as he lifted you up “you’re gonna carry me Jay?” You asked in complete adoration.
“Yes peaches I am.” He said as he held a firm grip on you. Roy walked over to start saying his goodbyes but before he could you started talking again.
“Jay you’re the best boyfriend ever. I lov-ve you so much. You’re such a beautiful human. Like I cannot eve-even find the words to tell you how much I love you. I just love you so much.” You said as tears started falling down your face as you thought of how much you love Jason.
“Oh she’s hit the ‘I love you guys speech.’ Jay you might need a shot for this.” Roy said laughing handing Jason the bottle to whatever he was holding. Jason laughed taking a swig after he looked at you and kissed the side of your head.
“I just love you so much too Babe.” He said as he carried you out of the building.
You and Tim weren’t the biggest drinkers but one wild night with the young justice team sure as hell got you shit faced. You and Kareen were walking the streets with the rest of the team but you two kept passing the bottle back and forth singing whatever songs came to your head at the time. It became a little game the two of you were playing and Tim and everyone else were getting a good laugh from watching the two of you.
“I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST TURNS OUT IM 100 PERCENT THAT BITCH.” You yelled/sung and began to dance causing the team to burst put into laughter Karen of course was your partner in crime and sang the next line. You two went back and forth like that until you all decided to stop by a near by park, where all you wanted was to be held in Tim’s arms.
“Tim.” You mumbled as your head rested in the crook of his neck and his arms held you flush against him.
“Yes love?” He asked looking at you to make sure you were okay, he knew you couldn’t hold your alcohol very well and began to get nervous. “Are you feeling alright? Do you need a water or do you need something to eat or-“
You cut off Tims nervous rambling by shaking your head no “No Timmy I just have a question.” You said tilting your head up to look at him. He instantly relaxed and smiled down at you.
“Ask away love.” He said as he stroked your hair out of your face.
“D-Do you think I’m actually 100 percent that bitch?” You asked shyly. Tim had to hold in his laughter and shock. He looked down at you and noticed there were tears welling up in your eyes and he went from laughing on the inside to panicked.
“Honey what do you mean?” He asked as he soothingly rubbed your back and held you tightly to him.
“Well you’ve dated some super pretty and cool girls and how could I compare? I’m not 100 percent that bitch I’m more like 76 percent that bitch.” You said with a tear rolling down your cheek.
Tim was at a loss for words as your drunken insecurities came out. He had no clue where all this was coming from but he did know he never wanted you to doubt your place in his life. He smiled reassuringly at you and wiped your tear away.
“Honey you are 100 percent the only person who has my heart and the best person I could ever wish for.” He told you kissing the top of your head our head. You smiled for a quick second but your drunken mind wasn’t satisfied yet.
“But Timmy I want to be 100 percent that bitch.” You said as tears threatened to spill over.
“But honey I’m not gonna call you a-“ Tim was cut off by your tears falling down your face “Fine you’re a 100 percent that uh b-bitch.” He said the last part quickly and your tears instantly vanished and were replaced with the largest smile time has ever seen you have.
“Yay thank you Timmy I love you.” You said placing a kiss on his lips and hugging him tightly. Tim chuckled rubbing your back
“I love you too (Y/N). Hey! Wanna know what else you are a 100 percent of?” He asked and you nodded quickly with curiosity. “A 100 percent cut off.” He said making you giggle as you placed your head back in the crook of his neck.
Of course you and Damian weren’t drinkers considering you were both underage but galas can get rather boring and a bottle of champagne can go missing without anyone noticing.
You and Damian have officially abandoned the idea of smiling from ear to ear why trying to make small talk with the elietes of Gotham. So you two decided sneak off to one of the many rooms in the manor after managing to snag a bottle of champagne and some glasses.
“After you beloved.” Damian said holding the door open for you, he had picked the fireplace room for the two of you and it couldn’t have been anymore beautiful. “Here beloved.” Damian said wrapping his suit jacket around you.
“Thank you Dami.” You said kissing his cheek. He led to the front of the fire place where you sat on his lap. You relaxed against his body while you drank champagne and talked about various things. You two talked about how stupid Galas are and he even was talking to you about a few missions he has coming up. While he was talking he did not realize that your one glass has turned into four until he heard your slurred response to what he was saying.
“Beloved pace yourself.” He told you softly as he took the half empty glass from your hand placing it on the other side of him.
“What if I don’t pace myself Dami?” You asked sassily reaching for your cup.
“Then I’ll be forced to hide you from you parents until you are in a clearer state of mind.” Damian said knowing full well your parents will freak out if they find out your drunk.
“Then let me keep drinking Dami, I’d rather stay with you anyways.” You said cuddling up to his chest closing your eyes as you caught the sweet scent of his cologne. Damian let a small smile creep onto his face as he held you.
“Beloved you don’t have to be drunk to keep me by your side.” He said placing a kiss atop of your head. You smiled into his chest and savored the moment hoping it could just last forever.
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