Call me a cryptic disaster | 19 | Check my Pinned Post for my Info | I simplify my identity to Bambi-Queer Genderfluid | Banner by @Spirallingintotheabyss | PFP is "Ryon式おとこのこ" by Ryon on Picrew
If I like a piece of your art but don't reblog it right away, don't worry! I'm one of the weirdos that uses the queue, which always has like hundreds of things in it. It'll get pushed out in a couple days!
If a post already has trigger tags on it, I'll transfer those across automatically. Ones that I'm currently adding on:
> The basics (Vent tw, Suicide tw, ed tw, and basically all my own triggers)
> Roller rink tw
> Flashing tw
> Blood tw
> Vomit tw
I will try to tag anything people ask for, though please understand there may be certain things I can't tag because I post so much of it. I'm also super forgetful, so please be patient with me <3
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DNI: Terfs, Swerfs, Nazis/Nazi supporters, Kink/NSFW-oriented blogs (18+ is fine, just nothing centered around porn), Exclusionists, Pedophiles (MAPs/PEARs/Whatever they try to rebrand as) and their apologists, Ableists, Racists, Homophobes, Pro-Ana, basic DNI criteria pretty much. I'm very liberal with the block button. If I decide I don't like you, I'll just block you, it's that simple.
It’s so charming to see this on my dash because Thursday, October, and the number 8 are all the same rusty brown-orange color according to my synesthesia.
When I was 15 my friend told me I didn’t deserve to have boobs if I wasn’t doing anything with them. It’s been 6 years and I still don’t know what that means.
What should I be “doing” with my boobs?
Should I build a fence? Write a symphony? Rob a bank?
Ok but for real- if yo have this problem get the stainless steel ball chain from Home Depot or something (this stuff)
And sew it into the hem of your skirts. It’s a haute couture sewing trick to keep jackets and skirts hanging right and looking crisp, Coco Chanel’s high end stuff all has it in there. It’s also a very easy aftermarket hack and since it’s stainless steel it’s machine washable.
I live near Chicago and the Windy City thing is no joke. A little bit of chain hidden in the hem and no one gets to know for sure what color my underwear is that day.
When a trans guy straight up called me "man" to my face while I had a pronoun pin and moderate voice training, it felt like such a stab in the heart I wantes to cry
My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.
Had a dream last night about Adventure Time. In it, Finn and Jake were talking and Jake offhandedly mentioned being attracted to femboys. Suddenly a small round two-legged white creature with big eyes and no arms/wings, flew in from the right side of the screen and landed next to them. The creature sang a jingle that went “Na na na na na, you’re canonically bisexual!” to which Finn and Jake replied “Thanks LGBTQ Princess!” and high fived
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finn and jake walk across a field. finn looks down at jake and says, "Hey Jake, hypothetically would it be weird if a guy liked wearing skirts and stuff?"
jake looks up with a smile, responding, "No way dude. I actually dated a guy like that before I met Lady."
a pale orb with a crown whooshes through the sky, trailing rainbows and smiling as it calls, "Na na na nana! You're canonically bisexual!"
finn and jake high five excitedly, cheering out, "Thanks LGBTQ Princess!"
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